Hey everyone. If you got a minute (or a few) please read this, it explains my life and current situation, any help is welcome, sorry if streams never come back. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Retro games are best enjoyed with close friends. Squabbles might arise when playing Mario Cart 8 Rainbow Road XD Cute comm for two amazing beans, @harlewoof.bsky.social and @cravencoyote.bsky.social , the bestest buddies for life

I have to say it... Happy 28th Birthday, Chasm! #ChasmTheRift

New map pack for Chasm: The Rift! www.moddb.com/games/chasm-...

I approve.

You love #ChasmTheRift you say? Wish there was more content including new maps, monsters, models, sounds and music? The Shadow Zone has you covered with #SCAMP, Chasm's first ever community mapping project! Now released and ready to play. www.moddb.com/games/chasm-...

Do the new dumb Mastercard and Visa 'rules' prevent me from buying BMX XXX? If so, this is a tradegy

Fight for the Future has a petition set up that to urge Visa and Mastercard to stop censoring games, as well as urge lawmakers to step in against their overreach Petitions cannot materially do much, but theyre great for communicating raw numbers. Its worth the 60 seconds itll take to sign it.

lol apparently MasterCard is asking esports broadcasters (including Riot) to moderate and flag any comments that could be detrimental to their brand image. Fuck you, MasterCard, blame yourselves for your own brand damage lol

Go damn I both love and hate Battle Squadron all at the same time

Someone told me the only demographic that use 'hashtags' anymore are #millennials. Is that true?

Duke Nukem Forever has now been out longer than it spent in development

@mastercard what do you mean "unnecessary"?

RIP

I should also calm down with my projects, but modding for #ChasmTheRift is so much fun! The AB3D 2 project is progressing as well, we're looking at music currently.

I wanted to build a Windows 98 computer but ended up with a low end Windows XP computer which I then upgraded to a high end Windows XP computer so I could play F.E.A.R someday in my life, but now I remember that I still have no Windows 98 computer. My cycle continues.

reader i sputtered

I played a LOT of Dino Park Tycoon as a kid and never knew it was "edutainment" software. It didn't work though because i'm still bad with money and I haven't opened my own Dino Park either

This may be in violation of Directive 93/13/EEC, which protects consumers in the EU from unfair terms in contracts, as per @ec.europa.eu: europarl.europa.eu/doceo/docume... Investigations are pending from France, Germany, and Australia! Keep signing #StopKillingGames to make your voice heard!

Lets go back to sound cards that had sound fonts and all played midi slightly differently depending on which one you had

It looks like the release of SCAMP2025 will be delayed a little bit while a couple of people finish off their maps. But hey, what's a small delay when you're talking about the largest unofficial community map ever released for 1997's #ChasmTheRift? 10 maps at this point.

Quote with your first console!

Today I am going to tell you once more about #stopkillinggames! If you are an EU citizen and want to help preserve video games, sign the initiative! We are at 800.000 signatures, 200.000 more are needed to succeed! Lets go! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

Can't believe the QBoy 2 9000-in-one retro handheld plug-into-tv console only had 25 games and 8975 repeats. I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

Are you trying to tell me the heater I purchased from you yesterday is going to fail tomorrow?

another commission done, and my first comm about png tuber! Commissions - ko-fi.com/c/91b330c9b6 #art #pngtuber

Massive thanks to @goldendragonart.bsky.social for my animated png tuber! Will be using this lil' guy when my main model isn't working or for those low energy days. This artist was super easy to work with and was great at keeping me informed of progress. Thank you!

I'm absolutely amazed that this game runs WELL on my 7mhz 1mb RAM Amiga 500. How is this even possible??

Paying artists for art is cool, actually

"Hello! One new spine, please"

Turns out it really was my circus and they really were my monkeys

Do I look old in this? I feel like I'm old. I'm sure I'm not, I just have cool taste... Right?

Was making silly faces at my wife when I suddenly got face cramps from muscles I didn't even know existed. Apparently that's as hilarious as it is painful.

Sum yourself up in one picture:

On the quest to find out the true meaning of electrical infetterence

I made a script generator for Chasm: The Rift level editing because holy mackerel it can be tedious to make doors manually

A perfectly normal chat interaction… #vtuber #streamer

@funlittlegames.bsky.social what's your fondest memory developing Alien Breed 3D 2? If you could change anything, what would it be and why?

Why though

On-the-fly wall texture changes and item spawns in Chasm: The Rift! It's possible to do, yet I don't recall it being used in the original campaign? The inner workings of this game continue to surprise us #SCAMP

Sorry for no stream yesterday. I got very little sleep the night prior (medical stuff) so I figured I'd have a nap before going live and consequently overslept, and it felt good too, so although I'm sorry I'm also a little bit not sorry. (Sorry!)

I modified health kits in Chasm to no longer violate the Geneva Convention and cubes in general. It probably seems insignificant, but I've not seen any kind of modified or custom model in Chasm, ever. A small first step for this underrated game?

More 32x32* Doom...

Has Doom64 always had such confusing map layouts, or am I getting dumbererer?

I've been mapping for Chasm: The Rift recently. Such an odd game to map for but it's surprisingly addictive to use a puzzle game disguised as a level editor. At the Shadow Zone, we're working on what could be the first ever community driven map pack #SCAMP2025

"I drew our family but I gave big butts to everyone in the family" - Daughter, age 5

I haven't talked about it much externally yet but for those interested I've been helping @cravencoyote.bsky.social with an Alien Breed 3D 2 GZDoom conversion. There's a Doomworld thread here: www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...

For some reason I thought it was 2022 but it isn't, it's actually 2024 until tomorrow-ish when it's actually 2025. I think my memory is getting bad and that my memory is also getting bad

Christmas came early! Should also tidy this desk someday but for now... Shmups!

To all the lovely artists who treat the people that commission them with respect - thank you. It's always difficult to select an artist (there are so many!) and it's always amazing when you find one that just does things right 💜