Does anyone have ANY information on this, this... freak?

Snoopy Miller

I will never, NEVER, mess around with paranormal hashtags. because what if one of them works. you don't joke around when it comes to paranormal matters. you just don't. you take it seriously. asshole.

New law: babies have to grow up, NOW. I'm sick of their waddling. They need to pay taxes.

My office has been inundated with questions asking if it's okay to kill. As I said, a person who violates the rights of others forfeits their own rights. ;)

BREAKING - President Donald Trump has been shot by Vice President JD Vance. His motive remains unclear. Vance has been disqualified as a presidential successor. More information when we have it.

Justin Roiland's "Peeble" is funny.

I understand there’s been a surge in Russian bot activity on Bluesky. A telltale sign of Russian bots is that they ignore the punchline of joke posts and write an earnest response to the joke setup. Please block anyone you see doing this on sight

SOMEONE out there has to have $195, a capture card, and a U-matic player www.ebay.com/itm/22652529...

Four free tracks of festive music that hopefully isn't as cognitohazardous as most, headlined by a collaboration with the wonderful @cloverlanbrose.bsky.social & @skaurlet.bsky.social. If anyone figures out what genre it is, I'll owe you - I don't know! lllogan.bandcamp.com/album/e-mor-... #newmusic

reposting in honor of episode 4... girls!! too many girls!!

My original character named Kale probably

NO ONE on the today show intervened to stop Larry David from attacking Elmo, who is a CHILD. don't forget. don't support them. ever. us Sesame Street Heads will NEVER forgive you, NBC.

I'm starting to learn that banana peels are a real threat. You cannot underestimate them.

Meow.

new april 1830...... waaaaaaOOOWWW LISTEN HERE: april1830.bandcamp.com/album/from-h...

Now this is some funny #left #liberal #comedy that I can really sink my proverbial teeth into #transgender

smiling trees and bird haaaha #transgender

need to start putting #transgender on all of my tweets. hoping to amass a hoarde of trans women who will listen to my music, kill my political opponents, and generally do my bidding

new oc the grumbler likes: ice fishing dislikes: women attitude: perturbed hat: no hat new oc the fumbler likes: ratatouille (movie) dislikes: grocery shopping attitude: keen hat: backwards baseball cap gay enemies to lovers fanfiction: "I hate you" said grumbler "but I love you" said fumbler kiss

BEAUTY

Resonating with this. ~~~~~~°= <- my best eel

I just played one thousand blank white cards and had fun. this is the end of my review. post cloud.

dislike button where is the dislike button on bluesky @god please add a dislike button

him?

Im Fucking Scary

Here's a thread of seahorse related art I've done over the past year or so :) This is acrylic on a dollar-store canvas and a seahorse I made out of oven-bake clay. (1/3) #MyArt

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I was right about you