War-a-Lago

Israel and the US have started The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial War.

I would like to speak with management about my weather order for downtown Charlottesville. It was NOT for more snow. Please refund ASAP.

For anyone in need of a life-affirming activity and a laugh at this particularly trying time in history, there's a Muppet special on ABC tonight at 9 p.m. eastern!

Whoa. John Deere convention outside. ❄️

Portrait of tortellini and meatball soup in progress.

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

Pumpkin spice goes mobile again! CHO->ATL->BHM to see the parents. Wish it were for the IndyCar race, but family is reason enough. ❤️

Hans Gruber is no more on the Advent calendar. Merry happy, everyone! #ItsAnXmasMovie

Happy Festivus! Let the feats of strength and airing of the grievances begin. Festivus: It's for the rest of us. 😂

Hans Gruber would like you to know he's halfway to his demise at Nakatomi Plaza. Better get that shopping done! ##ItsAnXmasMovie

Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Still a reasonable amount of snow on the road on High St. near its intersections with Park and Avon. Go slowly, Charlottesville!

Starting my Christmas decorating with the Best Advent Calendar EVER: Hans Gruber approaching eternity from the roof of Nakatomi Plaza, one day at a time. #ItsAnXmasMovie

As is my Thanksgiving tradition, I give you WKRP's turkey drop. Turkey's can't fly, y'all. Have a wonderful day! youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?...

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The alarms are going off. Active attacker alert at UVA

"It's October 3rd." #MeanGirlsDay

Wait. WHUT? So, I've been singing "speed it up a notch" like some idiot for around 30 years?!

@just-patsy.bsky.social Happy birthday, Patsy! Hope that you're having a great one. 😺🎂🍸

Breaking: The Supreme Court provides the Trump Administration with a stack of pre-signed, blank orders.

Sorry, cancer patients, but we just don't have the money. We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies. I'm sure you understand.

The protests will stop when the kidnappings stop.

As just an avid watcher of "The West Wing," even I know this violates the Posse Comitatus Act. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_C... It's also probably the first step toward unjustified declaration of martial law. This is serious. The time to protest is NOW.

#TACO dweeb say what? 🤡

Democrats should run on the platform of making crime illegal again.

HAHAHAHA! 💀 #INDY500

Kermit is the graduation speaker we all wish we'd had and the best choice ever in times like these.

Live look inside Penske garage. #Indy500

If they're going to insist on feeding us Chris Myers/Danica, and tons of commercials when cars are on track, it'll be Indycar Radio for audio during #Indy500 qualy today. FoxSports knows how to do split screen for ads, so why don't they use it?

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name: Pope Milano VII. Technically, Raspberry Milano, but I like that it actually sounds Italian. Fancy cookies for everyone!

Trump’s economy in a nutshell: 🍳 Eggs: $8 💼 Federal minimum wage: $7.25 Working families are being squeezed while billionaires get tax cuts. We need higher wages—not handouts for CEOs.

Choose your side wisely

You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.

Delay of Switch 2 pre-orders, due to repricing with the tarrifs included, may wake a whole new sector of folks to just how bad Trump's economic plans really are.

Just checked in to see how Xitter was doing amidst the market chaos. Same, buddy. Same.

In case you skipped class with Ferris Bueller the day they discussed why tarrifs don't work and actually made the Great Depression worse, let Ben Stein explain it. youtu.be/yuOHbyuanbY?...

This is harrowing and should be a wakeup call to anyone who thinks that playing by the rules will keep you safe. We deserve to lose all the tourism dollars currently being directed away from the US. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.

Lately, it feels as if we coined the term "doom scrolling" a little too early in history. Guess now we have doom scrolling with EXTRA doom.

Chuck Schumer, John Fetterman, Kirsten Gillibrand, Maggie Hassan, Gary Peters, Angus King, Catherine Cortez Masto, Jean Shaheen, Brian Schatz, & Dick Durbin The Dems who refused to use the only leverage they have. Let it be known.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Come ON. If federal employees AND Pelosi are taking you to task, you've completely lost the plot. Schumer has got to go.

it’s only cloture if it comes from the Clôture region, otherwise it’s just sparkling capitulation

Looks like it's a transgender snow storm in Virginia.

A lot of people getting a real-time lesson in the importance of who serves as your state's Attorney General.

I'm not looking forward to the next few days.

Just watched someone fishtailing down the very flat area of High Street by Court Square. Stay home, folks. #CVILLE #CHO

Apparently, I'll be taking up contract killing in the coming year. Get your orders in early!