I am in a pub that is showing multiple sports. A grown ass adult is watching different sports on their phone at full volume while shouting encouragement at their phone. Can anyone lend me a shovel and provide a decent alibi?

He looks like he is about to be summoned to hear the latest message from Joe Maplin

So much winning, everyone is saying it www.ft.com/content/2c10...

UK government announce more AI facial recognition but @vizcomic.bsky.social top tips is ahead of the game

I am trying to track progress on a bunch of tasks, using a spreadsheet with COUNTIFS against "complete*" and user initials. Some idiot keeps deleting the function manually updating the cells. FML

Talk about, Pop Muzik

Lego should introduce a 50% tariff on countries that call their product Legos

Greenland chat bought this to mind youtu.be/WQeGujSwC24?...

Spent the first few hours of 2026 comforting our dog as he was terrified of all the fireworks. Can 2026 be the year we stop fireworks?

A King is born

Trainspotting (1996) Director: Danny Boyle

Does Coca-Cola make your country’s favourite drink?

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

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"Is that you finished for the summer?" Same people, every year

Article on BBC website about use of taxis by asylum seekers quotes a taxi driver. 15 journeys of 2 miles would cost £1000, so that would be £66.67 for a 2 mile journey. Even if it was there and back that amount for a 4 mile round trip, that is the taxi firm price gouging the government.

Happy 60th birthday to Peter Kember and Jason Pierce who were both born in the same hospital on this day in 1965. Here they are together in Spacemen 3 performing Revolution youtu.be/qdQn7c62zHM

Every purchase of Duchy originals biscuits will be funding this nonce

Now Andrew has got his comeuppance, can we remind everyone about Charlie boy and Jimmy Saville?

A tablespoon of this on my lunch is much more effective than my usual decongestant medication

Back of the cupboard find @elusivebrewing.com BIPA still rocking it

How the fuck can Evri be so bad at parcel delivery

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

Number 1. Teardrop - Massive Attack youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_s?...

Me off to the rapture

The apex of Japanese cinema.

Glasgow sky is doing it this evening

Beanz Meanz Heinz

Putting leftovers from last night's dinner in the fridge, knocked over a jar of anchovies that spilled fishy oil over the entire contents of the fridge. How is your morning going?

This...

Lovely bit of brutalism

Cask Kernel Porter, this is the start of a good holiday

The best mash-up I ever did see

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

Slightly diminish a band: Purgatory 17

What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Chloe Kelly penalty run up

An educational/harm reduction video about the risks of taking LSD, that the teacher fast forwarded through all the party/hallucination parts or any scene where anyone looked like they we enjoying themselves

Easter Egg nonce has joined Reform *yawn*

Hawkwind_Spirit_of_the_Age.mp3

Hopefully the BBC will stop showing any sort of art altogether, in case it has the wrong ideas in it.

For a guitar player, Nile Rodgers likes to blow his trumpet

Our iodine-infused IPA isn’t looking quite so stupid a decision now.

I wanted you to stay #slystone