just an idea I wanted to get out of my head. Jax from #tadc with a #cyberpunk vibe.

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im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger

if you want a picture of the future, imagine a man kicking himself in the balls with a robot forever.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

okay, having been exposed to AI against my will several times recently. I find it depressing that the techbros gathered up all of human knowledge and then decided they wanted it to sound like a cracked .com writer. and a formulaeic AF one too.

pals you gotta quit spotify

this instantly reminded me of some sat-wearing-sunglasses-and-a-baseball-cap-indoors guy saying charlie kirk got got because someone "just didn't like the sounds that came out of his mouth" dude was killed for going 'meep morp meep' according to this guy.

hey computer idiot, heard it was turkey day. good news, i got two pipin hot birds for you right here

more of that big orange spoodery guy who appeared for less than 10 seconds in one episode of hazbin hotel. I'm not obsessed you're obsessed.

#TADC stupid AU idea. Jax gets harlan ellisoned but eventually dies and goes to hazbin hell.. somehow still ourple bnnuy

so coke released an AI generated ad (with some really terrifying looking animals in it) and then got the google podcast ai to generate a bunch of drivel for a behind the scenes on the commercial. Which is fuckin.. the balls on this company. and remember, their slogan is "always the real thing"

Everyone keeps putting Jax in dresses, he hates that shit, and while he is an a-hole I think it's fun to make gender flipped versions of outfits.. I still gave him make up though, he deserves to be pretty.

taking a sip of booze every time I listen to a song on youtube and the first comment is someone telling everyone about their dead grandma or something and I die within hours from alcohol poisoning and someone posts about how I died for a bunch of strangers to read on some random song on youtube.

Is that AI?

First snow of the year! ❄️🧙🏼‍♂️

Recent Lorcana pieces have been feelin good to me- it's always such a boost to get to work on characters you're excited about

blorbo detected. this guy is totally what my spider guy would have been if I knew big buff guys and chins existed in the hazbin universe when I started designing him.

I love Emojis. we have all these little icons for every day life that are universal and i find that fascinating. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they decided to make a bunch of duplicate emojis but this time as cats.. like why? did they think cats were gonna get phones? 😹🙀

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

Vampire Survivors has no vampires in it, do you think they're all sat in a nearby castle with popcorn watching the absolute carnage and going "Ooof, thank god I'm not down here, dude." "WOW. he just.. exploded that guy with how badly he smells of garlic..how and why??" "why is there a panda?"

and ending with a movie marathon while a bunny gets pumped the feck up. happy halloween!

I think Wynnchi's made me into huge tongues. kinda makes sense for space bunnies to have great big tongues I think, they're all just a big blob of stretchy muscle anyway..

okay, now the next fest is starting to look more interesting..got my eye on Long Drive North and the midnight walkers

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Commissioner: so it's a skeletal monster. Artist: Bedroom eyes, got it.

this whole "Performative Man" shit popping up on tiktok smells of republican psyop to me. came out of nowhere and now we're shaming men for what they drink, what they read, what they wear. congrats you just fell for the reverse tradwife. the liars will move on, the real get shamed for being real.

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a commissioned birthday gift picture for @kaijubeast.bsky.social this was pretty funt o do, been a while since I drew someone so bombastic. :D

Corporations make billions in profit so they can choke smaller businesses to death Your furry artist shirt maker sells them so they can pay their rent It's not morally questionable to buy a furry shirt from walmart, it's morally repugnant.

pavel durov's telegram message about how we're losing a free internet preceding some shit about NFTs being the future and karlie chirk's death being an attack on free speech had me rolling my eyes so hard I pulled a fucking muscle in my skull. my right eye hurts I'm not even joking.

everyone's favorite space bunny is streaming some spooky games in related costumes. up first He's playing Monster Bash, while dressed as uh.. the player character. I forget the name... finding a onesie to fit must have been tough.

watched that 'Devil May Cry' cartoon on netflix.. sigh. why am I such a sucker for bunnies..

I opened up steam and misread "Autumn Sale" as "Autism Sale" I need to get off the internet.

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that feel when you completely by accident made a character's colour palette match the non-binary flag and they're genderfluid.

I tend to take a big Hiatus on art during halloween, because I'm playing shit loads of Scream Fortress and watching spooky movies.. but I'm kinda done with tf2 at the moment, my other games have dried up. and I ain't really watching movies so.. I've got a halloween art project I'm planning... (1/2)

*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!

so the rapture thing happened and I got bonked by a bird mid ascension and said my first swear and now I'm stuck like... a mile and a half over milton keynes? I'm cold :(

just watched the Knights of Guinevere pilot.. friggin loved it. absolutely love Franky. she gives me beetlejuice vibes for some reason but I love her.

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okay, just watched the third episode of futurama's new season and bender made a joke about his girlfriend running away with a bicycle pump. and between this and the "charm the pants off a waterbed" line he made last season, I'm starting to wonder if someone who knows me writes for futurama.

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

watched the first episode of the new season of Futurama. ffs. bunch of shitty rehashed shite purely to set up a Pacific Rim (2013) reference. fucking incredible. has this been collecting dust on the floor for over a decade? what's next are we gonna see a hot of the press episode about pizzagate?

need to do the "Boys with big boobs give the best hugs" t-shirt meme with my resident boy with gigantic tits..