blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

can't stop thinking about this local street art i stumbled across today

i cast show hole

Can I tell you something?

Happens to the best of us

Bill Bimini the handyman

I have imposter syndrome but in a good way. I'm smashing it as an imposter.

Quiet please. This is a street library.

Stompin' around in her boots

I have seen the light 🙏

If you need a JOI you are an idiot, I mean it’s pretty self explanatory

Here's good things you can do for SWers/artists -tip/sub/comm/pay them somehow No money? Same here! - repost their links and their official posts! -upvote/rate their work on sites when ya can! -recommend them to anybody looking to buy -tell them how much ya like their work in a respectful way!

necromancer

im slowly chipping away at the walls of jaded cynicism i built around my psyche to reveal the cringe millennial within

came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual: "If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".

Use the magic wand / select tool almost as much as you use the brush. Move things around the canvas, shorten that arm, lengthen that neck, perfectly colour within the ones in seconds. Compared to traditional art, it's just as much of a superpower as ctrl+z

Friendly PSA: Happy to draw your fetishes, but don't expect me, the artist, to participate in your fantasies Be horny at the art, not at the artist

Scientific observation 🤔

Big tiddy goth gf wet t-shirt contest

Botched Execution

I had fun making this 🥰🍄❤️

Pee’s sherfect

"can you like... sexualise someone platonically" Sure. What's their name?

Bill Bimini, discerning curator

Bill Bimini bends the knee

Bill Bimini, discerning curator

The only badge and gun i respect

I think the AI angle of this is obscurant. It doesn’t matter that grok is “an AI” whatever you take that to mean. Suppose X hired a team of guys to photoshop the clothes off of women and children whenever anyone asks. That’s functionally identical what happening here. It’s not complicated.

Using the stick vac while my roomba runs so he knows i’m interested in his hobbies

"why did someone add boobs?" well i can see two reasons...

the only thing more frustrating than realizing all the 90s linux guys were right is the knowledge that they realize it too.

unc is short for uncircumcised

Bill Bimini makes a website billbimini.neocities.org

The consequences for lying us into Iraq were not only “nothing” but outright rehabilitation of Bush as a “compassionate conservative” who was part of a noble dying breed so why should anyone waste the time justifying this one

The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles

Shouting out youtuber "ManyKudos" for "I go crazy on the pussy, I'm malicious insid 'er" because I'm gonna wind up saying that again at some point and forget who I stole it from

update: i fucked it up

Anyone with a NSFW neocities site got an example of how to add a "you must be 18+ to enter" popup for first time visitors? Something similar to oglaf but with as few lines of code as possible so I can't fuck it up lol

New year, new me

I’ll see yall next year ✨