I'm already staring at war criminals all day on this phone, at least SOME of them should have nice legs

necromancer

I can't believe they killed Doug Bayne of Doug Bayne Fame for posting this he got too close to the truth

Love 2 gaze lovingly into my partner's eyes and think wow all this wonder in here and no one else gets to experience it but me wow i guess they really are the nipples of the soul

Edge of the paper

Bill Bimini updates the list

I never mention the half inch. That way i have a little extra in reserve when she asks me to go deeper.

every short king needs his crown

tonn's tribute to a jucika. (this is a redraw of jucika comic but with tonn inserted)

It's important work.

Bill Bimini, women respecter

The pencil thing was my first idea for age verification but i never found an easy way to turn the joke into functional code

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

can't stop thinking about this local street art i stumbled across today

i cast show hole

Can I tell you something?

Happens to the best of us

Bill Bimini the handyman

I have imposter syndrome but in a good way. I'm smashing it as an imposter.

Quiet please. This is a street library.

Stompin' around in her boots

I have seen the light 🙏

If you need a JOI you are an idiot, I mean it’s pretty self explanatory

Here's good things you can do for SWers/artists -tip/sub/comm/pay them somehow No money? Same here! - repost their links and their official posts! -upvote/rate their work on sites when ya can! -recommend them to anybody looking to buy -tell them how much ya like their work in a respectful way!

im slowly chipping away at the walls of jaded cynicism i built around my psyche to reveal the cringe millennial within

came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual: "If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".

Use the magic wand / select tool almost as much as you use the brush. Move things around the canvas, shorten that arm, lengthen that neck, perfectly colour within the ones in seconds. Compared to traditional art, it's just as much of a superpower as ctrl+z

Friendly PSA: Happy to draw your fetishes, but don't expect me, the artist, to participate in your fantasies Be horny at the art, not at the artist

Scientific observation 🤔

Big tiddy goth gf wet t-shirt contest

Botched Execution

I had fun making this 🥰🍄❤️

Pee’s sherfect

"can you like... sexualise someone platonically" Sure. What's their name?

Bill Bimini, discerning curator

Bill Bimini bends the knee

Bill Bimini, discerning curator

The only badge and gun i respect

I think the AI angle of this is obscurant. It doesn’t matter that grok is “an AI” whatever you take that to mean. Suppose X hired a team of guys to photoshop the clothes off of women and children whenever anyone asks. That’s functionally identical what happening here. It’s not complicated.

Using the stick vac while my roomba runs so he knows i’m interested in his hobbies

"why did someone add boobs?" well i can see two reasons...