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Jordan Peele should go back to acting he's way better at it

the censorship on TikTok is genuinely so upsetting

Season 3 of Mad Men is sublime. Opens with genuinely shocking moments before settling into a slow, sad burn. It deliberately takes away what makes show fun. You suffer alongside the characters. Finally, they answer your prayers and get the band back together. Their triumph is yours too. Magnificent.

actors who annoy me for no particular reason

YES! YESSSS!!!!

is liking Steely Dan an autistic thing? i thought i just really liked jazz fusion

just watched S2E9 of Mad Men and it was better than entire years of life

turned off Kimmel's monologue when he choked up mentioning Kirk. give me a fucking break

just used 11:11 to wish that they'd forget to charge me for guac at chipotle

every time i watch Mad Men i'm reminded of how i need to smoke & binge drink more.

started lighting my bong with matches - it gives the rip a nice smokey flavor (no pun intended)

nothing makes me weeb out like Demon Slayer inject that shit into my fucking veins dude

it just keeps getting funnier

you ever nut so good you start yodeling?

in my 30 years of experience i can confidently say TV is the best thing

so glad football is back so me and my guy friends have something to talk about instead of wistfully staring into the distance in total silence

my table is the last one to get food at the wedding and i've never been angrier in my life

i finished King of the Hill and now i don't know what to do with myself

JD Vance would be like the third or fourth closeted gay president BUT the first one to have killed the Pope so there's that

i could handle the entire country praying for my death but the kankle jokes would end me

the rizzler will be the ring bearer at taylor swift's wedding

Trump is marked by the black spot

why didn't anybody tell me Lance Reddick is in Fringe???

i hope Trump dies on a Friday so we have all weekend to celebrate

Gavin Newsom is never beating the poop tweeter allegations

it's a shame Travis Kelce can't read he'd love this

i bet the first cave paintings were made by prehistoric gooners

this monday might be the one that gets me to start smoking cigarettes

Batman & Krypto

Justin Bieber's new album is good ass eating music

i've never met a mango IPA i didn't like

being in college for 2014 tumblr + vine was a life altering experience

¡olé!

Star Trek Strange New Worlds is pretty mid overall but it does understand the most crucial truth - Spock is daddy.