truly unfortunate how much nazis like cartoons

excellent

Dragonball is funny cause demon lords from the underworld still have to worry about funding for the sciences

the presidential cabinet members are committing war crimes for likes on twitter from Russian bot farms

i am the mulch man

lisan al-gaib!

pseudo-intellectuals could not exist without faux-pseudo-intellectuals. there cannot be yin without yang. the snake eats its tail.

nature is cruel

nyan

don't bring pot brownies to the office christmas party, that's lame. spike the water cooler with PCP.

honest abe gets honestly blazed

this has gone mildly viral on threads and holy shit the Gen Xers on there are insufferable. Lead paint strikes again!

watching Welcome to Derry and this kid's haircut is absolutely shattering the 1960's illusion

"this isn't as good as Cowboy Bebop" i say as i watch literally anything that isn't Cowboy Bebop

i don't abuse substances, they abuse me

i wanna get high with a cryptid

"go suck an egg" goes hard ngl

tacos anybody?

in an effort to relax my nervous system i will be switching from sativa to indica

in 2013 i made these graphs in Microsoft Paint and posted them to my Tumblr. they blew up overnight and thousands of people made fun of me for misspelling "Kindergarten"

i want to believe

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imagine respecting cops lol

Jesus is a friend of mine

hit 10k steps today. that means these 6 beers don't count

smoking on that shit that made Stevie Wonder blind

paying an Etsy witch to make my balls less itchy

now i'll never be the hokage

your vape cloud STINKS bro

they're coming

science rules

smoking that shit that made Oscar wild

gave grandma an edible and now she's speaking ancient Sumerian

don't overcook the turkey its already dry enough

don't worry guys i got all the bad comics out of my system they're only gonna be bangers from now on

instead of Thanksgiving we should do the Purge this year

hold up

really need this bong rip to fix me

bro of course you can hit the penjamin life is sweeter when shared bro

new banner ya'll

they should let you smoke weed at NBA games

hey bro this isn't easy for me to say but your mom is part of my nightmare blunt rotation

anybody still doin No Nut November?

all i did this weekend was have sex and eat garlic chicken it was freakin sick