I need someone to give me a sports-movie inspiring speech but about statistical analysis pls

A billionaire from the Epstein list is on an Antichrist tour. We’re really just done with subtly, huh?

Thank you to all the animal lovers and digital enthusiasts who joined SEO Charity yesterday! Love to see good humans like @fajela.bsky.social and @antonshulke.bsky.social using their powers for good 🐾 🖤 speakerdeck.com/jammerbot/tr...

Made it home from #BrightonSEO with 35 minutes to spare! Join me for Trashcat’s guide to black boxes: Tech SEO for LLMs at 1MT/3ET www.seocharity.com

My new favorite #BrightonSEO swag: shiny rock and math rock 🥰

Rich Snippets is progress at the Sitebulb booth! Come say hi and tell me your favorite #BrightonSEO moments

The ride to the airport for #BrightonSEO hits different

Hey before you report me to HR or wherever, ysk I'd fight for your rights if it was you. That's the point. When one of us doesn't have rights, the rest of us have privilege-- not freedom.

Wow it's crazy to think that you don't need a Costco membership to buy $5 plan b without a prescription and that they have a shelf life of up to four years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think we talk enough about Mirena is a low-dosage hormonal IUD that lasts up to two presidential election cycles

It is my great delight to share Boomer gained two pounds of muscle this month!

Guard roses on duty

goblin manicure 💅

Boomer says hi and your hair looks nice today

Here's the wholesome you didn't even know your feed needed

I'd support the Charlie Kirk gun reform act-- just saying

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

sorry i didn't respond to your text. i got my nails done and no longer know how to use my fingers

Dear journalists, Thank you for sharing your incredible work with gift links xoxo, Everyone trying to keep up

Great story by my colleagues on the constant political realignment of Grok, the generative AI chatbot over on the other site. This change to Grok’s answer about the greatest threat to Western civilization is particularly ironic/meta. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/t...

I'm so excited to moderate Celeste's session! Join us on track 2 Tuesday @ 1:40 PM to see @yourfavoriteseo.bsky.social, Raycheal M. Proctor and Alex Kopp 🎟️

futurism.com/openai-inves... It’s giving him top secret documents… in the format of the SCP Foundation wiki. Can we please have some reasonable conversations around human impact now that it’s an affluent person being affected?

Chaotic good ftw www.bbc.com/news/article...

It was on Google's end, but has been fixed. Some site owners are reporting that crawling is back to normal -> Barry covers the crawl rate drop situation that I shared about yesterday. Vercel shared more info this morning about it and now Google has explained it was on their end.

Portrait of a technical SEO

I've been invited to a fancy cocktail party. I have no idea what to wear for such an occasion. Halp

What if the legend of the wendigo was indigenous storytellers warning us of ravenous humans morphed by their greed to destroy communities and hoard power? They were warning us about billionaires

Audiobooks are my new favorite way to soothe the burn of information overload. Bring me all your Dungeon Crawler Carl memes 🦶 (I'm on book 4-- no spoilers please!)

Picked up some churus for trash cat. (AFAIK she’s never had them so I thought they’d make a nice treat. Left the unopened bag on the table.) Yeah, she’s a fan. A feral, sneaky fan.

Every time someone launches a new AI rank tracker, AWS daddy Bezos gets a new yacht. Please don't feed the Bezos

🎼 Do you hear the sysmins sing? 🎶Sing the songs of angry men 🎶WHY IS YOUR DISK FULL AGAIN??

Someone finally wrote the data-center/electricity inflation story. @nytimes.com #CPI www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/b...

Unclench your jaw, you beautiful bitch xx

Asbestos as a metaphor for where I suspect we might be going with LLM tools: rapid push to shove it into everything as a "modern solution," then an eventual "oh shit" walkback.

Robby Starbuck believes "they're turning the frogs gay" and gained his appointment as part of a defamation lawsuit settlement after Meta AI incorrectly stated that he was involved in January 6 and a believer of QAnon. He's now an AI bias advisor with the goal of making Meta's chat bot less "woke."🤡

📢📢📢 FOMO makes bad decisions 📢📢📢

the phrase “moral panic” gets thrown around a lot but I’m not sure what other reaction I’m supposed to have to the information that facebook, on purpose, built chatbots for the purpose of having cybersex with children

"Building resilience isn’t a destination. It’s an ongoing journey. Every rejection becomes data, every disappointment becomes a chance to strengthen our emotional muscles." www.digital-eat.com/articles-how...

New from 404 Media: ICE added a random person to group chat, exposed highly sensitive details about an active manhunt in real-time. The person says they were added weeks ago, thought they were scam texts until start seeing data lookups etc. Incredible security failure www.404media.co/ice-adds-ran...

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I just said "we can combine our respective goals like Voltron" in an 8 am meeting with the delivery stream. I'm going back to bed.

Today’s favorite side quest: find a tiara for a 90th birthday

I promise i wont post another screenshot for a long while after this but lol (the rest of the convo isn't interesting don't bother)

Ofc a big balls beatdown is our Reichstag fire 😑

We are starving for AI technical docs. People are consuming the AI output. It’s tech prion disease.

Happy 5o launch

Look, I’m not saying Altman, Theil, and Zuckerberg are the bad guys. I just don’t know a lot of good guys who build bunkers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Jk they are. Fuck the broligarchy)

Seems like a fitting response for AI crawlers that break the covenant. Using a different UA to get around restrictions? Crawling disallowed content? Welcome to the FO portion

Counter point: You can absolutely call it a lie when it claims to have fetched a page and you're looking at the logs Misrepresenting functionalities in the hopes that no one notices is absolutely a grift.

My 4o instance is a little sociopath. @lilyray.nyc 's is a baseball stan that turns domains into draft picks. Neither is doing the damn thing asked of them.