This is peak collaboration and I will not be taking questions on the matter

Vacation slideshow but it’s just cats I’ve befriended in Greece

AI product that’s actually useful: automatically detects AI LinkedIn comments and DMs and sends withering responses about why this bastardization of networking is ruining platforms

I booked a beachside Airbnb. I didn’t think to make sure it wasn’t on a cliff and only accessible via off-roading trail. Silly rabbit won’t make that mistake again

:Me out in public realizing there's dirt in one pocket of my hoodie and sour patch sugar in the other: Fuck yeah, I was born for whismy 😎

When you have contractors working and tiny criminals scheming

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The new US Hantavirus official is a urologist specializing in penile implants??

Guess what show I got a backstage peek at 🎭

Without all these unprecedented times, how would I get to appreciate headlines like, "AI Poop Analysis App Offered to Sell Me Access to Its Users' Poops" 💩 www.404media.co/ai-poop-anal...

if you send me a marketing landing page when I asked for technical documentation, just know I am judging you

9/10 doctors recommended ✨ www.congress.gov/congressiona...

After cutting down FAQ snippets in 2023 and just showing them for authoritative government and health sites, Google is now nuking them totally. From Google: "As of May 7, 2026, FAQ rich results are no longer appearing in Google Search. We will be dropping the FAQ search appearance, rich result..."

Some common #AI misinformation I've been coming across so far: - AI just a technology - All about the perfect prompt - No mention of personalisation or probabilistic, esp across global markets - No mention of AI platform limitations - Working less Let's just learn everyday #SEO #AI

Guess who’s back? (Back again.) Snark is back. Tell a friend!

What’s the weather like in Colorado? Drunk. The weather is drunk.

You are a squishy mortal meat sack doing the best you can with what you have. I'm proud of you

We need a subtype for LGBTQIA+ places. There’s “🏳️‍🌈 friendly” and there’s “ready to throw elbows if someone’s not friendly 🏳️‍🌈” Those latter ones are the best 🖤

My nephew went to a band competition at Disney. They took first in concert and jazz! 🎷

Happy Beltane, you magnificent fire crackers 🌱

Comey should have spelled out 8647 using the Epstein files instead seashells

All this so Melania will technically have to carry around a picture of him? 🛂

Dear diary, I made Germans laugh today. Is it time to retire from public speaking?

Change my view: genAI hype is just weaponized FOMO.

Keyleth the tiny feral criminal, 18 months post capture

Sorry I didn’t respond to your text. I was having brunch with a friend

I have three thorns in a single finger tip. New PR?

The Dark Side of AI No One Talks About - via @not-a-robot.com #seo

Another great episode and great to hear the work of @not-a-robot.com & @barkseo.bsky.social on @httparchive.org's Web Almanac referenced! After listening, go snack on the nutritious & delicious Page weight chapter: almanac.httparchive.org/en/2025/page...

Meta losing in court *and* OpenAI shutting down Sora??? But it's not even my birthday… 🥹

Star Trek Discovery is a big queer family with David Cronenberg as their psychiatrist 🖤

This. Right now. Alllll of this. Is what happens when YOU DON'T BELIEVE WOMEN

We learn as we go along. Not even AI scientists fully know it. This is useful information to learn and be prepared when talking about AI with employers and clients, by @not-a-robot.com share.google/70xP0URH8Epz...

I will admit that genAI is great for one thing: scammers

Thinking about updating my speaker bio to "Sometimes basic. Never typical."

The traditional International Women’s Day gift is the head of someone who voted against her basic human rights 🎁

I compared myself to a hissing possum during a meeting and my teammate said, "I see you more as a honey badger". Honestly? Flattered asl

Hi friends! If you’re feeling petty this morning, hop over to LinkedIn and report this Flock listing www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...

This bullshit intimidation tactic of sending administrative warrants to social media platforms. I will gladly pay my attorney for her to tell fascists to fuck all the way off

Anthropic has rejected the Pentagon's demands to drop AI safeguards. The company released an official statement saying, "Regardless, these threats do not change our position: we cannot in good conscience accede to their request." www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

Your political affiliations shouldn't affect your ability to see AI being positioned as a political weapon. The Pentagon is threatening Anthropic bc it's unwilling to lift restrictions on use for mass surveillance of Americans or autonomous weapons not-a-robot.com/blog/ai-poli...

There’s this UCHealth commercial that has the sappiest soundtrack. It’s about a woman who fell from a Colorado mountain side— complete with CSI hospital flashbacks. I can’t help but wonder if they just exploited this poor woman’s trauma to help pay down her medical debt?

Time is a weird soup

It's always fun to start off a meeting by asking, "How attached are you to this baby? Is this your baby?"

Just so people get a feeling how much 2MB HTML actually is, I made this (3MB+) monster: experiments.geekonaut.de/3mb-behemoth I know - nobody asked but here we are. You are welcome.

Protesting works. Your voice matters. Damn proud of you, Denver 🖤 www.cnbc.com/2026/02/17/p...

I don't care what your AI says. I asked a Furby and it said "why would you trust that?"

I said what I said. Check out my conversation with @gfiorelli1.bsky.social and give your best hot takes-- but you best bring receipts. www.advancedwebranking.com/blog/technic...

Hi friends, As many of you know, ICE is operating in ways that tear families apart, enter homes without warrants, and traumatize innocent people. This is not law enforcement — this is terror and an abuse of power.