Heroes among us. Badass motherfuckers. 😎

THIS

I think the focus of Memorial Day should be 50% honoring those who gave their lives in defense of our country and 50% holding to account the fucking asswipe politicians that keep getting them killed in unnecessary wars.

Americans: “This man is presidential material!” Trump has proven one thing. American exceptionalism means we’re exceptionally stupid. Times two.

Stupidest motherfucking president ever.

I am so glad I don't do credit, no credit cards but did make mistake of a car title loan, get it paid off & never again. Food prices though killing me, I feel or anyone forced to used credit for bills & food.

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

Indycar didn’t really think this through before releasing the tshirt for the DC race. Hey Roger Penske, your white robe is showing. 🤣

Way to kill your brand Woodford Reserve.

Written by an exhausted American in the early 70's. Still poignant to this day..

🧵A daily reminder about the US president: An adjudicated rapist A 34x convicted felon An adulterer x 3 Paid an adult film actress to keep quiet(using campaign $) A pedophile A sexual predator Is misogynistic As a a Has had six bankruptcies Had a fake university Stole from a children's cancer charity

This is what you do when you get your ass handed to you by a 25 year old on national tv trying to defend a lifelong conman. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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You know what would fix everything Releasing the Epstein files.

And a new war with no apparent goals or end in sight.

This is certainly a possible interpretation:

But writing in seashells is threatening the life of the president.

Yep. They are soooo stupid.

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

We‘re going to need a fake assassination counter. I’m losing track.

POTY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nobody gives a shit or believes anything that comes out of this administration. America is exhausted. Just go away.

To repeat: if you are attending the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

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The DOJ is now 5 month in breach of releasing the Epstein files. Holding these criminals accountable should be the Nuremberg of our time.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think people are only debating whether Donald Trump is currently going through cognitive decline because he's always been so phenomenally stupid, it's hard to tell.

He is risen!

Those are the words of a "potential" war criminal (pushed and encouraged by his "potentially" war criminal president)

I had a good visit at the cardiologist today. So I’m on my third whiskey and a cigar by the fire pit. 😬

Once again the media got their headlines wrong. The headlines should read: “Felon in White House fires his criminal AG who broke the law by refusing to release the full Epstein Files, which Congress said she had to do.”

If you’re a dude on Bluesky and you post pictures of yourself shirtless at a gym, or anywhere else, I’m blocking you. Just use a mirror, ok?

Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.

also, take as many pictures as you can of unmaksed ICE agents at airports.

Great questions…

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Elon Musk's net worth went up $187 BILLION in 2025. In the same year, Trump illegally took $1,700 in taxes out of your pocket, cut $1 trillion from Medicaid, and doubled your health care costs.

Why was this story on the front page of the UK’s Daily Telegraph — but NOT America’s leading newspapers?

There’s a large group of immigrants roofing on my street the past few days. Documented? Undocumented? I have no idea. But they’re happily busting their asses doing incredibly physically hard work for 10 hours a day and probably making peanuts. And I sit here and worry for them. I hate this.

“You’re a U.S. senator!” Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽 This should go great

Trump and the Republican Party has me rooting against my own country and my own personal best interests. I hate this. It has to stop.

There are two explanations for the Trump Admin’s Russia’s policy: 1. This admin is secretly aligned with Putin and lying about that to the world and the American people, or 2. they are incredibly naive fools who ignore overwhelming evidence that contradicts their worldview.

If you repeat a lie long enough, it becomes Republican Party policy.