If you're performing for the President, you're Maga Don't kid yourself, Snoop, Jon Stamos, 50Cent, Keith Urban and pals Sit at a table with Nazis, you're a Nazi. Same thing applies to performing for them. PS Rob Lowe. I know you said you're Meghan Kelly's superfan. Fuck off

Watching an angry, agitated dementia patient lie egregiously from the WH for 24 minutes last night was a reminder for me of two things: 1) Every nation on earth should sever ties with the U.S. immediately. 2) Everyone who voted for Trump should burn in hell for all eternity.

Holy shit. Schiff eviscerated Blanche here. ☠️

"You know what? I'm going to be honest with you. Joe Biden won the 2020 Election. And I don't care what Donald Trump says, what's he going to do? Withdraw my nomination? I don't work for him. I work for the American people." - Said by no Trump nominee ever.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

I'm going to KEEP talking about how Florida Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

Until that magical day when he played a round of golf with the orange conman.

“If we nominate Trump, I’ll start gargling his balls and drink myself to death.”

I’ve just created a social media site where people who go for a run, or go to the gym never post about it.

A swing and a miss.

President F*ck Up. Because REPUBLICANS. They allow this.

Yo—LA Dodgers, you ok with this?!??

It’s Weird, Very Weird….

Young Mitch McConnell had so much promise.

Mitch McConnell spoke to me in a dream last night for about 20 minutes.

The Simpsons knew.

Hey Siri, show me a train full of cowards and one badass young woman.

🤣🤣

Trump having a massive coronary on July 4th on live TV would be a great reason for a huge celebration.

Picking up floating liner from the failed reflecting pool renovation will bring the weight of the entire US justice system down upon you. This will get you a Presidential pardon.…

Indictment > impeachment.

Heinrich Himmler: "If we lose the war, the Allies will turn every committee of the occupation into an investigative body. They will go after the Reich leadership, the cabinet, the donors, and friends."

What’s with all the weirdo dudes posting half naked pictures of themselves on bluesky? Just stop. Nobody wants to see that shit.

Is it possible to go to a gym for a workout, or go for a run without posting about it on social media? Asking for a nation. 😬

Who knew algae would be the level of intelligent beings needed to bring down the Trump administration?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Here is a livestream of crews removing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center. I’m pretending this is part of the 250 celebrations. www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but reflecting pools reflect on the surface of the water, not the bottom.

When you post about yourself or family or friends undergoing medical issues or treatment, instead of praying to an invisible man in the sky, how about singing the praises of modern medical science and the dedicated folks busting their asses to save your life? They actually care about you.

What if the space aliens are microscopic?

Heroes among us. Badass motherfuckers. 😎

THIS

I think the focus of Memorial Day should be 50% honoring those who gave their lives in defense of our country and 50% holding to account the fucking asswipe politicians that keep getting them killed in unnecessary wars.

Americans: “This man is presidential material!” Trump has proven one thing. American exceptionalism means we’re exceptionally stupid. Times two.

Stupidest motherfucking president ever.

I am so glad I don't do credit, no credit cards but did make mistake of a car title loan, get it paid off & never again. Food prices though killing me, I feel or anyone forced to used credit for bills & food.

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

Indycar didn’t really think this through before releasing the tshirt for the DC race. Hey Roger Penske, your white robe is showing. 🤣

Way to kill your brand Woodford Reserve.

Written by an exhausted American in the early 70's. Still poignant to this day..

🧵A daily reminder about the US president: An adjudicated rapist A 34x convicted felon An adulterer x 3 Paid an adult film actress to keep quiet(using campaign $) A pedophile A sexual predator Is misogynistic As a a Has had six bankruptcies Had a fake university Stole from a children's cancer charity

This is what you do when you get your ass handed to you by a 25 year old on national tv trying to defend a lifelong conman. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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You know what would fix everything Releasing the Epstein files.

And a new war with no apparent goals or end in sight.

This is certainly a possible interpretation: