challenge mode: you can't say any of my kins

im not accepting this fucking invite dude

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I wish I could go back and cherish those moments longer

Waaah!!!!

Whatever Floobs Your Boobs

turning up the dial that says "bisexual" and looking back to the audience to find the real ones

This is the future leftists want

hate those ugly N/F/T penguins that have infested the gifs section of every app/website

youtube a bitch for flagging this

Hop in dude.

Corpse Party

blue pikachu

Dip and Shit

when talking about accessibility and ALT text i think it’s important to note that some people (like myself) use it to mute things that can cause health problems.

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this. Stay safe!

he did it... he grew..........

WE ARE SO BACK #DogNightmares www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wk8...

It's happening again. No idea how I'm getting suspicious sign-in activity on an account that literally does not exist and cannot be logged into. I talked to support about it when it happened and they confirmed it can't be logged into and doesn't exist.

GOOD NIGHT, DAGMAR

Is anyone there

weird bird looking at me

Funny thing I learned reading the PaRappa 2 guidebook is that the designers thought "What kind of animal would be good at hairdressing? An octopus, of course! He could hold scissors in his eight hands!", and when they told this to Rodney Greenblatt, they were shocked that he came back with this

happy casual quanchy friday everyone

🦁 Big cat adopt batch 🦁 Ive has this batch in the works for eons. Uhm. Yea. Each design is $10 Designs will be marked off on the toyhouse post which will be in the comments

"desert courier" Kinda thinking a lot about sand lately. "desertcourier.png" Blender & Photoshop November 5, 2025

34 years ago today, we heard this unique rendition of Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling.” “Lisa’s Pony” first aired November 7, 1991.

The Mr. Beast theme park in Saudi Arabia, you say. *Sound of me starting the clock*

I don't know why I'm feeling so weird and bad the past few days but I love everyone here, I want you to know that

laughing bc there was an ad for a game like a sort of cozy animal crossing type thing and then midway through the montage of little slice-of-life minigames it just shows a bunch of players violently stabbing a shark with spears wholesome activities

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

play toys (roleplay) with me

does anyone remember which kiwami japan video has a tiny possessed bear statue in it that they have to keep subduing throughout the video

[selecting mr. game and watch on smash bros voice] MR. SUCK AND FUCK

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

VIRTU(.)PET PETS: BAVAROIS - Snobbish wannabe playboy who's actually just the manager at a jewelry store, really messy and impolite despite wanting to be refined and elegant LUGOSI - Creepy but friendly librarian, very very smart, collects diaphonized specimens, sounds like Boris Karloff

Help!

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

me 6 months later loving mint

One of my dearest friends and roommate has decided to get top surgery if yall could spread this around it would be super appreciated <3 gofund.me/8ada6ced8 #trans #topsurgery #lgbt #gofundme

I'm not vegan but if someone posts a nice animal video esp of their pet and you reply/quote like "mmmm imagine how good that would be roast 🤤 imagine grilling that up mmmmmm" I am going to crawl out of your device like Sadako and bludgeon you with the nearest blunt object

This is complete hogwash

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I will never understand minesweeper... it scares and confuses me I cannot comprehend it