Oh so not only is Yolanda not shit, her whole family sucks too. Got it.

The girls opening and closing the show, as they should!

THE SOUND THE STAIRS MADE WHEN THEY HIT THEORY’S SQUARE ASS HEAD—

Oba Femi is about to yeet both of these dweebs right through the roof.

I was NOT expecting that Eddy win.

Folks said Trick was cooked because he had to carry around the dead weight of Ridge Holland—the north remembers that

Man I do not like the pinfall version of this stip. Four corners will always be better to me.

I need to see a paternity test bc I am 100% sure that Booker is Trick’s dad. 😂

I will NEVER get sick of watching Fraxiom fly all over the damn place.

Trick in the barber chair like him and Eddy aren’t about to beat the goofy out of each other…priorities.

I truly forgot that Josh Briggs was still employed.

Fallon and Stephanie were out there SNAPPING.

Stephanie Vaquer, the woman you are

YEEEEES AQUARIUS QUEEN

I know we all have cousins we don’t like, but Jacob ain’t have to drag Jey like that. 😭

This staycation was absolutely 100% needed.

I had a heart to heart with my former director just now and I didn’t realize how bad I needed that pep talk before I got it. I owe that lady so much. 😭

Haggling over the price of hospital cafeteria food with the cashier who’s just tryna keep the line moving is…insane behavior.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

“I know there’s some black girl, so many black women watching me right now. And I wanna tell you, you can do it. Anything is possible. Don’t allow anybody to project any stereotypes on you” — Doechii accepting her first #GRAMMYs  award.

Billie dressed like Fred Durst but the girl can make a hit

This is a look!

I’m about to be nomming on my third (3) birthday cake of the week. I will never be skinny. 😂

Thank you fam!

Breakfast in bed in pink pajamas and not having to worry about work today. This is 30. 🥳🎂

Jesse Ventura on commentary is what Carmella’s husband thinks he is.

Gunther about to yeet Jey into the rafters man. 😭

Not the ref!

Jacob Fatu been giving us Hot 16s for weeks now. Keep that going.

Yes, Braun is quite a bit bigger than Jacob (even with Jacob not being a small dude). What Jacob lacks in size, he makes up for in felonious energy™️.

I believe Jacob Fatu did everything they said he did and everything he says he is.

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

You know what, I think I’m overdue for an Ulta order…

Like Julia Roberts said in Steel Magnolias, “pink is my signature color.” 🎀💕

This is hardly the point, but Coretta was BAD. Every picture I see of her, the face was incredible.

Re: Dr. King, don’t even invoke his name today if you not gonna tell the whole story, and that goes DOUBLE if you got the nerve to be happy that a literal lightning rod of hatred is being sworn in today.

There’s a weird undercurrent of anxiety in my brain re: my birthday coming up and I don’t like it. Not sure if it’s bc it’s my 30th or what, but I wish my mind would stop doing that.

I, and I cannot emphasize this enough, do not wanna be at work today.

If you know what the words Klarna, Affirm, or Afterpay mean please stop thinking billionaires, capitalists, or CEOs give a flying fuck about you.

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The way these fires are springing up is just…there’s no words for how scary it is.

A good maintenance day never ceases to lift my spirits. Walking around with fresh hair AND nails is a top tier feeling.

Altadena is a Black community and it has been completely destroyed. I think folks are frustrated that the focus is on celebrity when they aren’t the only ones impacted.

Dexter: Original Sin has no business being as funny as it is. Dexter don’t listen to shit that Harry tells him to do. 😂