Every time I look at Benedict Cumberbatch, I think to myself why does this man not have eyebrows? And then I realize he does and I have to start over and ask what is really wrong with him. Still don’t really have an answer.

So if Elon is doing those salutes and all, does that mean Tesla is the new Volkswagen?

I also got a Great Red Spot that I’ve been dealing with for some time

Happy New Year to each one of you filthy animals. I love you all!

Christmas time is when the siblings only group chat is at its very best.

My wife gave me a lamp that looks exactly like a glowglobe from Dune. Today I consider myself the luckiest man on earth

Paul: I will kill 61 billion people by the time I’m like, 20 years old Audience: this is a coming of age story of a hero boy

People who think Paul is a good guy

Why do I have the Rutter ‘Gloria’ stuck in my head? I don’t even really like that piece!

I am unable to post images. They keep coming up as polar bears in a snow storm. Alerting Star Fleet Command.

The spice must, like, flow, man.

Fozzie Bear breaks through @richardkind.bsky.social chest and exclaims, “woka woka woka! Huh? Huh?”

more users are joining and the hog grows longer

A phrase that likely has never been uttered, but I have Shostkovich’s “The Nose” stuck in my head!

What does it say about life that I’m finally listening to Mountain Goats? I’m pretty sure I know what it says, but I’m too afraid to face the music.

Impressive but definitely reminds me of when Squidward ate too many Krabby Patties

Hello Mrs Stinky

Say what you will about the Bene Gesserit, but at least it’s an ethos. #duneprophecy

If you like and retweet this post, you are on the nice list. (Only HAVE 24 HOURS) If you don’t well… you might be on the list that no one wants to be on. 🎅🫡

I don't know, have you ever just tried maybe, not being shitty? 🤷‍♂️

This isn’t just The Good Place. It’s The Resistance Place.

You’re off to see the God Emperor The wonderful God Emperor of Dune You'll find he is a Kwizatz Haderach of a Bene Gesserit if ever a Kwisatz Haderach there was

Began listening to the new Kendrick this morning, and I gotta say. This man WHOLLY did hip hop AND RnB better than Drake ever could…not that there was any doubt! So good!

Yup.

Anyone else’s cat just love to lay right by their foot? Tosca loves feet.

Holiday gift ideas: - Plan B, condoms - Reusable period products - Banned books - Black & non-whitewashed US History books - Pepper spray, tasers - Depression era recipe and cost saving books - Solar powerbanks - Water filtration tools - Seeds (heirloom) - Local farm/grower co-op subscriptions

As someone who only recently became a voracious reader: yes, absolutely.

I’ve gotta be honest, I have no idea what I’m doing here because I rarely used Twitter (only thing I’ll ever deadname, not sorry). So I’m figuring stuff out, and generally liking my feed. Any help or tips are welcome!

Got your nose!

Make sure they know you know they're in trouble!

A lot of people don't know how to feel about the new Kendrick album because eve6 has yet to weigh in

Bluesky = Kendrick Twitter = Drake

Even science can’t explain the nostalgic power of this shade of grey

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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage. Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger. Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive. Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty. Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it. Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

Give the kids high fives…ONE TWO THREE

Be aware

A Meteor shower

Likes: whiskey, cigars, Reading: Dune, Lord of the Rings, Haruki Murakami Movies: Lord of the Rings, Christmas classics, Comedy Follow me, for I am Richard Kind