Club going up…

They are purposefully trying to make technology look like magic to you It’s wholly understandable but they don’t want you to understand it Microsoft, Apple, big tech, they want you to be computer illiterate

Mmmm bile

Which politician do I have to ***** to get ***********’ attention

They better not be doing a MGS6

I actually like wokeness

Kevin Gates would slide on a remix of Summer Forever

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

Funcrusher Plus

We had to be in a craft microbrewery for 8 hours straight every night…

It’s getting serious on Saturday

watched these films yesterday. Pretty good

As far as I can tell, Obama made no public statement after Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed and two others were shot (including a second Dem state rep), but has immediately put one out for Charlie Kirk. Absolutely black piling.

chicago 9/20 literally next saturday come dance and rage

Feds watching but I just gotta get some jokes off

I encourage everyone to look out for their safety and practice good internet hygiene, of course. But some of the scolding posts I've read suggest we can change the awful aftermath of a fateful event by just holding our tongues and being quiet little mice, and that isn't my experience.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

How's that for a turning point amirite ladies

Tomorrow, next Friday

We should switch from beats per minute to beats per .Beat

This maneki-neko I have beckons at 120bpm so it’s basically like a clock with no numbers

Much more to come, by the way

You gotta come up with your own ideas man. Or at least execute other people’s ideas better

crazy how time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along...

I remember once in music theory class my band director said quarter tones “weren’t a thing” and it took all the strength in my body to not smack him in the mouth

so fucking awesome persher.bandcamp.com/track/mother...

genrefuck youuuuuuuuuuu soundcloud.com/concurrently...

SAIC bands: Whitehouse, Salem, Cap’n Jazz, Anti-Soul Organization

It’s been a really funny week for cuckolds

the frontman from one of my favorite underground nu metal bands is doing one man band covers now

What white woman has got you all out of sorts THIS time?

Someone should hit my grandfather with a tree branch

Why did my cousin mention Lilly Tino to me

I wanna be a telekinetic

Motherfuckers be magazines. They got issues

I made frozen lemonade today

It’s always so crazy seeing people say shit like “stop charging money for parties! If you want artists to get paid, just pay out of pocket or get investors!” Like wow, saying or hearing shit like that must really hit when you have no idea what’s going on

Getting really into punching holes in the wall lately

I really don’t think it’s cute that Ela the Rapist keeps tryna orbit Miya Lowe, the artist I played with the day after I found out Ela the Rapist was a rapist!

Anyone around to help me move today? lmfao

giiiiiirl drop it to the floooooooooor I love the way your booty goooooooooo

How many people with pigment do y’all think will be at Dollhouse? I estimate 10

I just payed the movers, a move-in fee and first month's rent. Consider throwing me some $ if you can, you'd be helping a trans woman during the end of Pride month which comes with +50 ally points! If you get the high score we name you 'ally of the year' during the Gay Awards.

Thinking about that one lady I met at the standup show who wouldn’t give me her number because she was too busy trying to sue her roommate

This picture got removed from match.com and I got banned when I appealed the decision

I love you Haitians I love you Bahamians I love you Nigerians I love you Jamaicans