“The Adventures of Jester Jackalope” my debut album January 30th

hey gang, got the call back from the pc place and my shitty prebuilt computer is fully shot with no hopes of servicing. i now have to purchase a brand new computer very quickly at the absolute worst possible time or else i can't do my job friends, i need your help badly: paypal.me/boocanan

Just shat myself :(

"It's an amazing place where fantasy and reality combine. You all know I love Dunkin' and having fun, I really hope I can settle down here once this era of me ends." -Zara Larsson on Pawtucket, Rhode Island

okayyyy does anyone want to get in on a switch online expansion pack membership for $10 a year… I just need 3 more ppl

“BRIAN THOMPSON” another raging banger out now 🕴️🔫 prod. @avas.cam + musa backing vox by musa mastering by Ryan Schwabe poster @wolfears.net photoshoot & cover art @avas.cam “YCH” graphics and character @hazelboy.bsky.social

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

girl what even is this eBay seller

What even happened in December

Excited for woke to come back this year so I can get government funding for my Roguelike Visual Novel about a 416 person furry polycule who moved to Seattle after every single one of them got cancelled from Bushwick for getting middle school children addicted to Whip Its!

My 2026 resolution is to enlist in the Marines and be shot in the head while trying to implement regime change in Surrey, British Columbia!

driving home from the holiday tonight i had two tires pop trying to get out of a service plaza. if you want to throw some cash towards a tow truck, that would be greatly appreciated. wow im upset ko-fi.com/wolfears

Girl who is Dan Boingo and why is everyone talking about a guy named after a wifi hotspot

This is the programmer, KNT. Those idiots at Nintendo are fucking assholes! Die! Go bankrupt! I hate the Famicom!!

'ulala' w/ composuresquad 📡 out now via intimate club records stream: ffm.to/ulalala buy: intimateclubrecords.bandcamp.com/album/intima...

🏁💿ANNOUNCEMENT TIME 💿🏁 12/22 I am releasing a new song called 🏍️MOTORACER 🏍️ and am throwing a release show for it in CHICAGO!!! Start your engines and tap in!!!!

They need to get OPN for the new deus ex soundtrack tbh

Would you rather take a frontier flight to San Francisco or kill yourself

it is incredibly hard for me to admit that i need help and my mom begged me not to do this; but -we- need help. please consider reading and sharing. thank u 💛 gofund.me/794bf168f if u are willing to donate show me proof of donation i will doodle something for u in return

one of my best friends was hurt last night in an apartment fire, i need my tech job work from home oomfs to stand up and do something www.gofundme.com/f/help-abbi-...

My friend Abbi got injured in a fire last night, please consider donating to their gofundme or sharing! www.gofundme.com/f/help-abbi-...

Been thinking a lot lately about quitting music

Ice Spice is turning herself into a Stimboard

We won

spongebob big guy pants okay

Kamala Cabello

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

Seattle

girl at what point should I just kill myself 😭

How do I place a curse on someone

Praying to god the psychiatry office that sent me to debt collectors approves my zoloft refill 😭

Why doesn’t Camila Cabello call her fan base ‘The Camilalings’

Every One listen to The New Himera Album right Now #HimeraSweep

Why doesn’t Camila Cabello call her fan base ‘The Camilalings’

C,XOXO is out now on all platforms!

"It's an amazing place where fantasy and reality combine. You all know I love Dunkin' and having fun, I really hope I can settle down here once this era of me ends." -Zara Larsson on Pawtucket, Rhode Island

Grizzly sight on the scene in New York! My teenage son just told me, “Mom, Zohran won so they won’t let me stop jacking off!” Look what you have done to this city already, Zohran. I am a reporter for the Washington Post.

I want to be cold foam when I grow up

Everyone in New York City can't stop jacking off after Zohran won!

under socialist rule, new york city cis women will be forced to look more clocky. the cultural trickle down effect this will have on society will be unimaginable. now if you'll excuse me i just did my entire month's supply of adderall in the span of an hour and need to go to the houspital

AMERICA got a huge buff today. Patch notes below: • dignity: +100% • racism: -100% • introduced new feature called "science" • removed "lying" from the game as it felt too effective • added a tool called "hope" to ramp up character moral • made "future" a bit brighter