Okay it is 9PM someone please order me a pizza #Manifesting

One of you better do this for me #Manifesting

NEW HAZELBOY MUSIC 🎧 BANDCAMP FRIDAY 4/3 🎶 THIS SONG IS LOUD AND THE MUSIC VIDEO IS COOL!!!! STAY TUNED MARK YOUR CALENDARS LOVE YOU!! 💌

do u ever get to talk to someone u look up to music prod wise and they keep constantly saying Retard like okay you're annoying i get it

also, my understanding is that the US senate will be voting on the SAVE ACT/ SAVE AMERICA ACT -TOMORROW- (saturday the 20th) so PLEASE call and yell at your reps about that one specifically literally right now

I think I am the only person to notice that One Battle After Another was just the plot of Final Fantasy 7 but in Real America

Photographer and videographer YouTube is so crazy because what do you mean there is a plugin that makes your footage look like a Shimmer filter that’s $100 when u can buy a real one for $20 LMAO

he did but hot take i dont think requiem is as good of a game as people are saying 😭

My new roommate won’t stop doing backflips and calling himself King Bach

We need a social network purely for Bored Ape Yacht Club members!

To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... If you’re Canadian please sign it. If you’re not, please share ❤️

Why does the new resident evil give u only like 5 minutes to play Leon I will be genuinely pissed if he doesn’t get a longer section by the end

Girl he has the T Virus

sorry to ask, everyone, but my computer is toast. I'm trying to save up to get a laptop but my money situation is still very tight. if you would like to contribute to the "get lute a laptop so they can get back to makin videos" fund please consider throwing me a bone ko-fi.com/lute01 thank you all

I actually had a cousin who took Ozempic and his balls got so big that he actually floated up to space and died!

America is all hands on deck right now. Every scientist in the country is working to revive Chris Brown to perform at Lyrical Lemonade Summer Smash!

We are excited to announce that after 3 years and over $21.3 Billion Dollars, we at OpenAI have successfully given IBS to an AI Chatbot

Deus Ex Invisible War is awesome actually and the more I think about it the better it gets

I feel bad for asking, but my really good buddy up in Minnesota is currently fighting for his life fighting sepsis and pneumonia. His medical bills are racking up massively and he also has missed a lot of work. If you could spare a little bit to help him out you'd be a savior. Link in comments

New York City is not a real place

Okay am I going crazy or am I the only person to not like clair obscur

“Fraxiom’s new album ‘THE ADVENTURES OF JESTER JACKALOPE’ has moved me so much that I am finally coming out… my new pronouns are now he/they and i love Kamala!”

Excited to announce that I will be doing the #TheAdventuresOfMelania double feature tonight where I listen to ‘The Adventures of Jester Jackalope’ by Fraxiom and watch ‘MELANIA: The Film’ back to back!

it’s bandcamp friday if only i dropped my debut album a week ago

People these days don't want to go on adventures anymore...

This podcast makes politics the old fashioned way

hello everyone!! i'll be moving in with my gfs very soon, fulfilling a dream we've had for years. we're gonna need some help ensuring it all goes smoothly though! donate if you can, spread the word, either way we'd rly appreciate all the help we could get! :3 gofund.me/bb361c62f

“The Adventures of Jester Jackalope” OUT NOW everywhere 😅❤️🎶 thank you for this life

👕👕👕socialmusicstore 2026 👕👕👕 2026 -> the 26th year of the 2000's 26 -> 26 ONE-OFFS NOW AT socialmusicstore.com 💻

I wish I was a man sometimes bc why have I had so many opportunities taken cuz I didn’t want to fuck someone 😭

Credits for “The Adventures of Jester Jackalope”

“The Adventures of Jester Jackalope” my debut album January 30th

hey gang, got the call back from the pc place and my shitty prebuilt computer is fully shot with no hopes of servicing. i now have to purchase a brand new computer very quickly at the absolute worst possible time or else i can't do my job friends, i need your help badly: paypal.me/boocanan

Just shat myself :(

"It's an amazing place where fantasy and reality combine. You all know I love Dunkin' and having fun, I really hope I can settle down here once this era of me ends." -Zara Larsson on Pawtucket, Rhode Island

okayyyy does anyone want to get in on a switch online expansion pack membership for $10 a year… I just need 3 more ppl

“BRIAN THOMPSON” another raging banger out now 🕴️🔫 prod. @avas.cam + musa backing vox by musa mastering by Ryan Schwabe poster @wolfears.net photoshoot & cover art @avas.cam “YCH” graphics and character @hazelboy.bsky.social

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

girl what even is this eBay seller

What even happened in December

Excited for woke to come back this year so I can get government funding for my Roguelike Visual Novel about a 416 person furry polycule who moved to Seattle after every single one of them got cancelled from Bushwick for getting middle school children addicted to Whip Its!

My 2026 resolution is to enlist in the Marines and be shot in the head while trying to implement regime change in Surrey, British Columbia!

driving home from the holiday tonight i had two tires pop trying to get out of a service plaza. if you want to throw some cash towards a tow truck, that would be greatly appreciated. wow im upset ko-fi.com/wolfears

Girl who is Dan Boingo and why is everyone talking about a guy named after a wifi hotspot

This is the programmer, KNT. Those idiots at Nintendo are fucking assholes! Die! Go bankrupt! I hate the Famicom!!