oh shit happy birthday to mewtwo

is pillowfort down.....this is so sad

fighting for my life editing my css scheme because i got it looking nice but i broke the z-index of my mobile menu options so it doesn't slide out correctly on mobile. WHATEVERRRRR

diaspora interests me because i never hear anything about it. ever. like i know it's got users on there, it obviously has users on there, but it feels so walled-off despite being a distributed social network because like friendica you can't view any sort of "timeline" without actually being a […]

the parasociality on fedi does go a little wild tbh. like i don't think anything i've seen recently is on par with how parasocial some of the users on cohost were with its owners but why is there this much attachment to the people who own your instances just because you see their posts a lot. chill

if discord doesn't shut the hell up about nitro i'm going to end up on the news

genuinely the fediverse as a whole would explode with more users if it was more appealing to fandom culture as a whole instead of trying to draw in the "normal everyday people" who hang out on twitter or instagram or whatever. like those people are kind of a lost cause because they could not […]

incredibly baffling to me when people online receive criticism and then have entire meltdowns about it like that's going to fix the problem and not draw massive amounts of attention to the very things they're being criticized about. like i know some of them are legitimately just doing it For The […]

i don't know a single thing about musical subgenres or even musical genres in general outside of the really obvious ones that can be easily labeled so imagine my surprise once i realized the specific brand of white people pop i listen to (of which there are mainly two groups, both duos) which i […]

the "andrew garfield is too attractive to play a good peter parker!!!1!!!!1!1" complaints from incels is funny as fuck to me sometimes because 1. peter parker is drawn as a hunk in the comics. there's a reason he Gets Around in terms of dating and it's because he's HOT and 2. idk if it's just me […]

...horrifying message without context, thank you

i'm like 95% sure i have arthritis in my MCP thumb joint and sure enough being out in the cold yesterday shoveling snow was enough to make it act up today. another reason winter can get fucked

if i've been sitting here listening to the samsung homecoming alarm sound for the past thirty minutes while staring at the wall what does that say about me

if your lips/tongue start feeling raw does that mean your mouth has reached its salt threshold. because it feels like it but i'm really into the salt on these pretzels i'm eating

microsoft please stop with the bullshit it's been 25 years of bullshit

man what the fuck is moltbook come on now. why are we making reddit for ai bots

i'm going to start oppressing people who like winter. "oh i love snow i hope we get lots of it ❤" <-deranged person who has never lived in a rural area in their lives. Yeah kathy from boston massachussetts i'm sure you absolutely adore snow and have all the help in the world dealing with it with […]

anyone wanna play video game with me

coffee really isn't doing anything for me anymore. i had three very large cups and finished them all by 11 and it's almost 13:30 and i'm literally fighting off the rising temptation to take a nap. caffeine barely did anything in the first place and now that it seems to have been rendered […]

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

entire industry down 10% over this

it's not that i mind formatting papers a certain way but when my professor starts requiring hyper-specific (and i do mean _hyper-specific_) MARGINS of all things i legitimately start tapping out. like why are we microanalyzing the fucking margins to a stupid degree. this is just unnecessary

i grew up and remain so out of touch with regular pop culture that sometimes people just reference things mid-conversation and i have zero idea what they're talking about. like i still don't know who the fuck jar jar binks is

say what you want about the iron fist show because i know it's got its problems but i genuinely think that it has one of the best soundtracks in the mcu. being SO serious like it's just banger after banger after banger. too bad they did the classic "oh the audience wasn't receptive to our […]

in other news why do i always feel so unbelievably shitty after i wake up from a nap. like everything in my body is just miserable after i wake up. perhaps i need to start trying to sleep more hours at night like some sort of normal person

orang juice and apply sause.........

people excited for more dragon ball super coming out this year as if dbs isn't genuinely awful. like i thought we all agreed it was awful ESPECIALLY in how it completely and utterly mangled goku's character until he was reduced to nothing but "happy-go-lucky idiot who only ever thinks about […]

i make fun of microsoft for two seconds and suddenly my jaw start hurting and my headache gets worse. they're employing the psionic warriors guys it's so over

IS THERE A FUCKING MOUSE OR SOMETHING? WHAT IS SCRATCHING IN MY WALLS

I was looking though a feed on a random Friendica instance and recognized an icon that I designed and instantly realized that Friendica is now using my https://iconography.fediverse.info project as an icon source for many pieces of software that federate to them! #fedidev

why am i so hungry today. like i ate a whole bowl of rice and beans earlier (and i ate the whole can of beans) and eggs for breakfast why the HELL am i HUNGRYYYYY. sigh i will get toast and margarine i suppose but Holy Shit

70-something women love to tell me things that would get them a secret service visit if they posted it online

i've said it before but like i DO have to think about mcu spider-man in a vacuum because if i step outside of that vacuum everything about what they did to peter parker as a character just pisses me off soooo bad. Like. they ripped off comic miles morales so badly AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO IT WELL […]

that one theory that suggests that of the three live-action spider-men the reason only tobey's has organic webs (whereas andrew and tom have to use web-shooters) is because he was bit by a female spider where tom and andrew were bitten by male spiders is really funny/fascinating to me. y'know […]

also we're supposed to get a metric fuckton of snow and ice in a few days and i'm so not feeling it. i hate winter and man the world's just gotta hit us with the unprecedented arctic air from canada or whatever the hell is causing huh. like why does this all happen the second uni starts back up […]

oh the spider-man brand new day director confirmed the tonal change from the home trilogy we are perhaps so back