ChatsAmore.ai introduced a new pricing model for virtual dating, meeting increased demand for companionship as Valentine’s Day approaches. paletteswap.site/dif...

Hey I wrote this! It's a joke, but also, I've talked to people with this exact business model so

Homage to "'Homage to Cézanne' by Maurice Denis"

Paper Apps for Two? It isn't a dream, it's GOLF XL. Launching today. Makes a great Valentine's gift. 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♀️ gladdendesign.com/products/pap...

Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin Made a tiny frame for it.

Really excited for this one to come out www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804957...

My latest for Palette Swap!

Hey I wrote this! This is an important issue the regular corporate owned media refuses to touch

The mobile version of RogueSlide is nearing completion! The game was always meant for a casual experience like this so I am excited. Formatted for mobile but with tons of updates! More bosses, items, enemies — more everything! If you’d be interested in beta testing shoot me a DM!

listen man, i don't know if this site has what it takes but svengoolie trends every saturday like clockwork and that just makes me happy.

Hey I wrote this! How do you know you're having fun if you don't have the data to prove it?

Call your friends, call your family, invite them all over for a viewing party. This is the video of the year. Of every year.

if i unplug from the Torment Nexus, *they* win

www.patreon.com/posts/148234... patrons your time is NOW. If you like many others this decade have found yourselves unable to read, we have a video transcription of our Game Of The Year Every Year article live exclusive for patrons, 24 hours early! Come get mad about our picks before anyone else!

Hey, I wrote this! How do I get myself a job inventing fake company and product names because I am wasting my talent at my current job?

Hey I wrote this! I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

Looking for suggestions on 72-character long poems or song lyrics for my password. So far I'm leaning toward: s0muchdependsuponaredwheelbarrowglazedwithrainwaterbesidethewhitechicken

Absolutely losing my mind. Finally FINALLY got a copy of Lollipop Factory's "Soon".

If they find the Gateway I keep around just for playing Super Solvers, I'm toast.

As the Difficult Year project begins, I'm thinking about how our phones serve as an escape hatch from even minor moments of discomfort and how having instant access to that escape harms our ability to live in the real world

really fun to work on a big project like this again! featuring writeups on 26 of the greatest games by 16 different writers, it was a lot of work to put together but really happy with how it turned out. from my writeup on Tears of the Kingdom:

The only thing better than a year-end retrospective is an every-year end retrospective. I had the honor of being an insufferable elder gamer going in about how great the XCOM games are.

Hey I wrote this! This new mode and a slice of cold Greek style pizza and I'm right back at a middle school dance.

It's 2025. Imagine not having your own website with a guestbook and an RSS feed when they're literally free.

As true today as when I wrote it.

Fun Fact: 98% of all Christmas Card sales each year are made around Christmas time.

2025 was palette swap's first full year of existence🥳 come with me down memory lane with my favorites I wrote/edited as I chew clock on my last work day before the holidays🧵

Consider making 2026 the Year of the Personal Website. Even a little thing on Neocities works. It’s just nice to have a home base on the internet that you don’t have to deal with bsky mods are random popping into every post and if something goes wrong with your host, you just move it elsewhere

Sorry folks but Duke Nukem is old news. The shareware platforming himbo that Gen Z can't get enough of is Snake Logan from BioMenace (BioMenace Remastered is really good)

What do you mean your dates are powered by AI? Do you hear yourself?

We've finally found a use for GenAI. My latest for Palette Swap.

Is anyone talking about how the little flute bit in A-Punk is really similar to the instrumental bit toward the end of "Do They Know Its Christmas" before they do all the Feed The World stuff? Is this anything?

Way ahead of you

Advertising experts believe they’ve found a new way to get your phone even hotter when you view their user-generated wikis. paletteswap.site/dif...

People under 30 aren't having sex & look way older & haggard because they're not doing the running man in Z Cavariccis with hi-top fades in Italian loafers with their boys to a Teddy Riley type beat

What's up seasoned detectives! There's a new Tex Murphy book from Aaron Conners! 'Tex Murphy and the Steakhouse Stakeout: An Interactive Adventure' is a choose your own adventure book with 70 possible outcomes. Get it on Amazon (links in comments). Available as paperback or ebook.

that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan

Catch me staring at the wall like some red-eyed Wiarton girl until the day I die.

🎁 ⚔️ 🎲 My proc-gen notebook game Paper Apps™ DUNGEON was featured in @theverge.com's holiday gift guide! (www.theverge.com/tech/809421/...)

Deep Space Exploitation is... 🚀OUT NOW!🚀 You can get it on #steam: s.team/a/3656660/ Or @itch.io: juhrjuhr.itch.io/deep-space-e... A little signal boost is greatly appreciated, so please repost, and tell your friends and cat :) #videogames #indiegames #gaming #pixelart #retro #itch

Horny Girls In Your Area Are Setting Intentions Now

Not everyone can be as talented as I. After all, I mentioned a character's last name THREE times in my WIP. ...And changed the spelling EVERY time. It's a gift, really. #writing #writingcommunity #writersky

Really happy with how this costume came out. My 9 year old's going out tonight as Jack from one of his favorite book series by @benhatke.bsky.social

Hey I wrote this! This is the most biblical research I've done since I got in trouble for drawing unibrows on all the Jesuses in my CCD workbook. What's the plural of Jesus? Jesi? Jesopides?

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This is what streaming took from us

A Pokémon fan has neglected to memorize personal details like his SSN, yet is able to recall which level Bruxish learns Wave Crash. paletteswap.site/dif...

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