Hey I wrote this! This new mode and a slice of cold Greek style pizza and I'm right back at a middle school dance.

It's 2025. Imagine not having your own website with a guestbook and an RSS feed when they're literally free.

As true today as when I wrote it.

Fun Fact: 98% of all Christmas Card sales each year are made around Christmas time.

2025 was palette swap's first full year of existence🥳 come with me down memory lane with my favorites I wrote/edited as I chew clock on my last work day before the holidays🧵

Consider making 2026 the Year of the Personal Website. Even a little thing on Neocities works. It’s just nice to have a home base on the internet that you don’t have to deal with bsky mods are random popping into every post and if something goes wrong with your host, you just move it elsewhere

Sorry folks but Duke Nukem is old news. The shareware platforming himbo that Gen Z can't get enough of is Snake Logan from BioMenace (BioMenace Remastered is really good)

What do you mean your dates are powered by AI? Do you hear yourself?

We've finally found a use for GenAI. My latest for Palette Swap.

Is anyone talking about how the little flute bit in A-Punk is really similar to the instrumental bit toward the end of "Do They Know Its Christmas" before they do all the Feed The World stuff? Is this anything?

Way ahead of you

Advertising experts believe they’ve found a new way to get your phone even hotter when you view their user-generated wikis. paletteswap.site/dif...

People under 30 aren't having sex & look way older & haggard because they're not doing the running man in Z Cavariccis with hi-top fades in Italian loafers with their boys to a Teddy Riley type beat

What's up seasoned detectives! There's a new Tex Murphy book from Aaron Conners! 'Tex Murphy and the Steakhouse Stakeout: An Interactive Adventure' is a choose your own adventure book with 70 possible outcomes. Get it on Amazon (links in comments). Available as paperback or ebook.

that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan

Catch me staring at the wall like some red-eyed Wiarton girl until the day I die.

🎁 ⚔️ 🎲 My proc-gen notebook game Paper Apps™ DUNGEON was featured in @theverge.com's holiday gift guide! (www.theverge.com/tech/809421/...)

Deep Space Exploitation is... 🚀OUT NOW!🚀 You can get it on #steam: s.team/a/3656660/ Or @itch.io: juhrjuhr.itch.io/deep-space-e... A little signal boost is greatly appreciated, so please repost, and tell your friends and cat :) #videogames #indiegames #gaming #pixelart #retro #itch

Horny Girls In Your Area Are Setting Intentions Now

Not everyone can be as talented as I. After all, I mentioned a character's last name THREE times in my WIP. ...And changed the spelling EVERY time. It's a gift, really. #writing #writingcommunity #writersky

Really happy with how this costume came out. My 9 year old's going out tonight as Jack from one of his favorite book series by @benhatke.bsky.social

Hey I wrote this! This is the most biblical research I've done since I got in trouble for drawing unibrows on all the Jesuses in my CCD workbook. What's the plural of Jesus? Jesi? Jesopides?

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This is what streaming took from us

A Pokémon fan has neglected to memorize personal details like his SSN, yet is able to recall which level Bruxish learns Wave Crash. paletteswap.site/dif...

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Hey I wrote this. I need a jar like that for my morning coffee

Command & Conquer EVA voice: "NOD BUILDING CAPTURED"

Red Cross definitely hasn't been infiltrated by vampires

Anyone familiar with what #monster or #cryptid or #legendary creature this piece is portraying? #crossstitch #embroidery

I want someone to create a business of mini games for different occasions like Hallmark cards.

I wrote this! Sorry, dead dads.

* taps glass aggressively *

I've watched many children play through this collection and I desperately want to see if these cats fare any better.

To be fair to Milo, I liked that first Unleashed game and had no idea they made a sequel either.

And while we're at it, what do you suppose this is?

Saint Joseph was top salesman three months in a row this year What the hell is this

YO YO YO YO! DUNKADILLO is out now! 🏀 #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #platformer #dunkadillo

Off The Record Chat With A Vampire

Try not to get too jealous of this mousepad I got at Goodwill for $1.99

When I worked at the Quiznos, for steak or chicken sandwiches was, right before putting the meat on the bread, we'd quickly dunk it in a simmering sauce, almost like the jus for an italian beef sandwich. But with different liquids for different sandwiches. Is there a culinary term for that liquid?

Do you have a favorite poet? If so please share. I realized I don't have one and need to rectify this with frantic reading.

The Rortugal in Sportugal stays Mortugal on the Portugal

A friend recently described me as "A 10 year old boy cosplaying as a grandma" and I honestly cannot argue.

Denmark eliminates 25% book tax to combat declining reading boingboing.net/2025/08/22/d...

#books are awesome.

I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)