These Anthems for a 17 Year-Old Girl shirts will be available today (8/28) at 1pm EDT at breadandwaterprintshop.com

Forgot about this app for a month, sorry 😣

We live in Hell (not in a cool way, either)

For when you need a Peaches shirt that doesn’t say “fuck.” Breadandwaterprintshop.Com

One thing about me is that I am a really big fan of Hanif Abdurraqib.

Some new versions of some old shirts, up now on breadandwaterprintshop.com

The Matrix is surely the kind of film about the matrix that the matrix would have been able to produce. - Jean Baudrillard 15% off through Monday at breadandwaterprintshop.com with code HOTSTUFF

One last restock of these bad boys at breadandwaterprintshop.com

Welcome back to the desert of the real.

Hello from your friendly local Gender, Sexuality & Feminist Studies major turned bootleg t-shirt maker.

Art is dead, subculture is dead, and me, I feel also not so good. Collab with artist Noah Harmon on breadandwaterprintshop.com now.

I been printing, I been printing all day for me mate.

At 10a today: Bread & Water / @relaxadult! Two shirts designed by artist Noah Harmon and hand-printed by me.

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i just analysed it from a Marxist perspective and it was pretty obvious

Two heavy hitters and a medium hitter drop at noon today!

Nancy & Lee restocked 🍓 🍒 👼🏻

YOU ARE TRAPPED ON THE EARTH SO YOU WILL EXPLODE.

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 (If you’re here & IG, sorry for the double posts but trying to make sure I don’t lose everything again 🙃)

I know Valentines Day is like, a whole gestational period away but there’s nothing like planning ahead.

And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time… And the Wichita Lineman (shirt) is back onliiiiiiiine

Give me your dream colorway for the June 6 restock of this design!

Hey! I lost my whole Instagram account, along with its 52k followers and almost 10 yrs of posts. But I have a new one, and t-shirts are 15% off when you use the handle as a code: @breadandwaterprintshop (with the @!)

You don’t own me I’m not just one of your many toys Lesley Gore in the shop now 🌼

NEW on the free feed: THE OAF'S LAMENT! Municipal meeting minutes include: Riley’s face sand table, oaf credentials, why is this pamphlet chained up?, dusty pediment at the Kennedy School, the mayor has two bodies, the jeans runner, accidental discharge, and the municipal soul. nogodsnomayors.com

Heads will roll.

SPIT ALL KVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST. May’s Jenny Holzer shirt is out now 🥛

Brought back a few designs with lots of restock requests, one case in which (I guess a kind of) voting (kinda) gets the goods.

New fav shirt @breadwaterprints.bsky.social

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The dog days are over

Based on a weird vintage shirt, in the shop now.

Robot walks into a bar Orders a drink, lays down a bill Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots" And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"

April’s Jenny Holzer shirt is a banger.

One last preorder of these Shangri-Las shirts before I shelve them! Breadandwaterprintshop.Com

Many thoughts & feelings about this season of Severance, not least that I hate when something I truly enjoy is memed to fucking death. If I get another marketing email telling me to buy something for my innie I will scream. (As I try to sell you a Severance shirt).

My new @breadwaterprints.bsky.social delivery is here!

Ugh I miss this Tiger Trap shirt!

Well at least we tried our worst

I am a really big fan of Hanif Abdurraqib. I can't think of another writer who could make me cry reading about a Nike ad. His IG stories are absolutely unparalleled. And he's nice! It's cool that if I am doomed to live in this timeline, at least I get to read Hanif’s work.

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Ain’t nobody gonna love you like the devil do 😈

Tina Weymouth is a real class act, one of our great women musicians. You can’t say women musicians now, can you believe it? But in Stop Making Sense, you know people say that to me. “Sir please stop making sense,” but Tina Weymouth is terrific.

If it gets really really bad, if it ever gets really really bad... Let's not kid ourselves It gets really really bad

Someone was selling this vintage Shangri-Las shirt (as seen on Terry Hall of the Specials) for $2000, and there is no t-shirt in the world I want that much. But I did want it enough to lovingly recreate the design, more or less from scratch, and print my own. Friday, 1pm, breadandwaterprintshop.com

I promise I’m trying to remember to post here.

Everything is fine, but I need a new transparency printer immediately, so every order is 15% off til Tuesday at 2pm with code MORELIKECANOT. Even sale stuff! Even 2nd hand pieces! We hate an unexpected expense around here 😬 Breadandwaterprintshop.Com

Nixon shirts need their own post; why yes I have been reading @rickperlstein.bsky.social Available now on breadandwaterprintshop.com

Presidents’ Day: a Day for Presidents and the shirts that hate them. Available at breadandwaterprintshop.com now

Always hand printed, for better (quality! Personal touch!) or worse (for my joints).