Kristi Noem’s testimony is like her Make Up-thick & out of touch with reality

DC is just LA for Model UN kids

The Jim Cramer of Comedy

No indentations for new paragraphs-Who’s the real criminal here?

I’m busy. Calling dibs.

Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream. Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads. Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?

2028 Dem Ticket will be Schumer/Jeffries & they will concede to GOP in after the first debate in exchange for a vote on National Parks restoration or some shit.

Thankful for all my fellow Chicagoans.

Est. Dems takeaway from mamdani v. trump-“key demos love rizz. let’s pay the Rizzler 50 million dollars to endorse Haley Stevens.”

Doordash gonna drop a 50 year mortgage for a chipotle burrito soon & it’ll be fine bc free market regulates itself dummies

Chicago Handshake Episode 1: Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate #illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible

Chicago Handshake Episode 1: Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate #illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not. If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?

Not a fan of Humpty Dumpty’s heading. predatory VC firm hell bent on exacerbating wealth inequality through bribery fueled deregulation. Loved him in Shrek though

Lmao mainlining the copium over the L Zohran served up

Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”

Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”

When Chuck Schumer says he’s been talking to Mamdani, this is what he means:

NYC, tomorrow you have the chance to show the world that the future we’re building in America is not one led by the corrupted, sex pest politicians of the past like Andrew Cuomo—but rather a future determined by us, one that represents all of us, a multi-racial democracy of, by, and for the people.

SecDef tries so hard, but his statements always read like call of duty mobile ads.

ICE and CBP are a danger to our communities. They violate our Constitutional rights and terrorize our neighborhoods. Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.

Cuomo the type of guy that thinks drake won the feud.

she got more bracelets than Johnny Depp now. they def hooking up.

remaining this guy nazi Liberace

interior design updates while 40 million Americans lose SNAP going into the holidays…bold move cotton, let’s see how it plays out.

maybe, instead of paying consultants to write a book report about why dems suck, dems could DO some events that benefit the community & voters won’t think they suck?

Corp. Dems: “how do we fix our brand?” Zohran: I got this. Corp. Dems: “you’re ruining brand!” (actively fail to sabotage popular candidates) Corp Dems: Did we get rizz? Check the aura focus group!

youtu.be/9py4aMK3aIU?... My recommendation for Dems is communicate less like consultants, more like Dusty.

Post gonna say “Mamdani uses socialist weather machine to flood New York bc Gates said climate totally fine.” Page 9: Sliwa gets his pachouli from a witch he saved in a house fire in 1979

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh. She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office! Sincerely, Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up

We the People want to more politicians who will stand up against Trump and his fascist goons, not bow to corporate power. Folks like @katmabu.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & @abdulelsayed.bsky.social who are willing to stand up for our rights and fight for a future for all peope

Big announcement from DHS on indicting peaceful protesters

Ken Paxton would sue oxygen if it distracted from the humiliating details of his divorce.

Yes, they did. you getting lapped by Trisha Paytas’ Substack bc of ass kissing like this. Take the boot out of your mouth & start reporting something.

“Straight up punk” is southwest side business casual for “fucking jagoff”

Pete Hegseth prolly sent the answer to them on signal

Cuomo always looking like a divorced dad talking to his ex-wife’s new husband while the kids to pack for his weekend

And target. ICE been staging in target parking lots in CHI

Just spitballing, but I'm starting to think they're going to need to give these junior-varsity morons more than two days of training and a $50,000 signing bonus.

Hundreds of people protesting ICE in downtown manhattan right now. Reads and Broadway. NYPD cops in riot gear on scene.

Chicago No Kings. @50501movement.bsky.social great work.

Is this the police you claim are there to protect protesters, Gov. Pritzker? Still waiting on you to address this! @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Humor is kryptonite to Trump, so let's have fun tomorrow! March, dance, sing, and laugh at your local No Kings peaceful protest on Saturday. #NoKings @gtconway.bsky.social

Gov. Pritzker, you cool with this? @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Chicagoans: get trained on ICE watch and community defense TODAY After registering, you will receive a confirmation email containing information about joining the meeting. zoom.us/meeting/regi...

new episode we talk about how the CIA has historically used the online nerd fan space for their operations and communications

Agreed. Leni is a real one. I would be at City Hall, but I can’t be. Please go and support!