Smallplates
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New here. Satire. Everyone’s cousin on TikTok & IG
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Yes, they did. you getting lapped by Trisha Paytas’ Substack bc of ass kissing like this. Take the boot out of your mouth & start reporting something.
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2 days ago
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“Straight up punk” is southwest side business casual for “fucking jagoff”
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3 days ago
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Pete Hegseth prolly sent the answer to them on signal
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4 days ago
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Cuomo always looking like a divorced dad talking to his ex-wife’s new husband while the kids to pack for his weekend
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6 days ago
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And target. ICE been staging in target parking lots in CHI
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David Simon
7 days ago
Just spitballing, but I'm starting to think they're going to need to give these junior-varsity morons more than two days of training and a $50,000 signing bonus.
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Hamilton Nolan
7 days ago
Hundreds of people protesting ICE in downtown manhattan right now. Reads and Broadway. NYPD cops in riot gear on scene.
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Chicago No Kings.
@50501movement.bsky.social
great work.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑
11 days ago
Is this the police you claim are there to protect protesters, Gov. Pritzker? Still waiting on you to address this!
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
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Home of the Brave
11 days ago
Humor is kryptonite to Trump, so let's have fun tomorrow! March, dance, sing, and laugh at your local No Kings peaceful protest on Saturday.
#NoKings
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑
11 days ago
Gov. Pritzker, you cool with this?
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
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Leni Manaa-Hoppenworth
15 days ago
Chicagoans: get trained on ICE watch and community defense TODAY After registering, you will receive a confirmation email containing information about joining the meeting.
zoom.us/meeting/regi...
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onion person
17 days ago
new episode we talk about how the CIA has historically used the online nerd fan space for their operations and communications
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All This For 10 Dollars - The CIA's Secret Gaming Website & More | Kill The Computer
Get more from Kill The Computer on Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/posts/140943711?utm_campaign=postshare_fan
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Agreed. Leni is a real one. I would be at City Hall, but I can’t be. Please go and support!
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19 days ago
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Leni Manaa-Hoppenworth
19 days ago
we can & should build better than this block long Burlington parking lot on Broadway next to the CTA red line. We want more of what makes city living great: more small biz entrepreneurs, more CTA riders, and more housing opportunities for all people no matter your race or class.
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trolled ICE w/ a man in an Alligator suit bc they are disappearing our neighbors.
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Kat Abughazaleh
21 days ago
Get it now?
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Leni Manaa-Hoppenworth
23 days ago
Stand with Julian: Medical and Legal Aid Needed
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
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Mehdi Hasan
26 days ago
This is absolutely horrific. To attack a synagogue and kill people, and that too on Yom Kippur. Vile and inexcusable.
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You’re not going to believe what Stephen Miller & the admin are doing during during the shutdown…
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Jason Koebler
28 days ago
see:
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Mehdi Hasan
30 days ago
So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.
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ICE PROTESTS brought to you by:
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On days I feel tired, this guy puts 3 vids out & posts “went to court to save voting for the 97th time this yr” so then I make my little skit & have a cup of tea & say “at least I don’t gotta go to court to fight back”
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about 1 month ago
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GRWM: ICE AGENT sitting on a pre IKEA tariff papa sahn cuck chair
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about 1 month ago
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I’m no Ezra Klein, but If voters were able to understand threats to healthcare, we wouldn’t have lost in ‘24. Why not say “release the Epstein files or we’re shutting down the govt.”
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Governor JB Pritzker
about 1 month ago
Shana Tova to everyone celebrating in Illinois and across the world. As we celebrate Rosh Hashanah, I want to wish you all a new year full of joy, good health, and prosperity.
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Schumer: hoping & praying our enemies invite us to meet so we ca discuss funding their authoritarian project. Trump: I hate my enemies. ——————— It’s ain’t ‘95. Stop talking to these guys like the commissioner of the senate fantasy baseball league.
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Streetsblog Chicago
about 1 month ago
You might not agree with his logic, but you have to admire the moxie of this guy from Thursday's CTA town hall who went nuclear on the "gang of car manufacturers, real estate developers, single-families-only warlords and homeowners association authoritarians."
chi.streetsblog.org/2025/09/19/c...
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Loudest ppl in the room are the weakest & this admin never SsTFU. If we keep pressing, they’ll fold.
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Forgot unhealthy. But yeah, all this too.
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wayyyy easier to in 2025 to pirate Andor than it was to download a Sum41 album on LimeWire in 2001.
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JoJoFromJerz
about 1 month ago
Violence is never justice. I condemn it without caveat. But condemning an act of violence does not mean canonizing the person who was killed. Compassion for the family does not mean sainthood for the father. Mourning does not mean whitewashing the movement he built.
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You’re Not Crazy — They Just Want You to Feel That Way
The gaslighting of Charlie Kirk’s legacy and why truth still matters
https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/youre-not-crazy-they-just-want-you?r=u0k3a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
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Jimmy Kimmel really put Schumer over the “edge”, too bad he’s 6 months late:
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about 1 month ago
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Boozehound Tom Homan News Breakdown (& Roast)
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ICE say they’re “Patriots” bc they wear tac gear they bought on Prime Day w/ “1776” tees. Curtis isn’t on that cosplay bullshit. He’s defending the rights of others by exercising his. He’s a true Patriot. In Chicago, there’s a word for try hards, fugazis & bullies like ICE: jagoffs. ICE are jagoffs
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about 1 month ago
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Went to Project 2025 HQ to turn myself in for hurting the regime’s feelings, Out of respect for Mike Eisner & the Jimmy Kimmel decision.
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The time for “calls to action” has come & gone…no one picked up the phone.
@katmabu.bsky.social
is trying something else & it’s working.
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about 1 month ago
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Or tax the rich and regulate large corporations so that there are more entry/mid level jobs that aren’t replaced by AI.
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I hope Trump said “no givebacks” when Qataris gave him their jet. Imagine they’re pissed rn…
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Only JD can make IPhones this weird
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Epstein letter got Kim Jung orange crew crashing out
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 2 months ago
Trump has declared war on Chicago and now his secret police are running racist ads in Edgewater. Let’s be clear: ICE isn’t welcome here. Trump isn’t welcome here. And they’re certainly not going to recruit their goons from here.
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Tim Onion
about 2 months ago
Can’t express in words how big this rally in Chicago is. The president’s fascist goon squad is not welcome here.
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Everything about Andrew Cuomo screams “spent $200 on a personal training session then went home & ate frozen pizza”. He’s the final boss of divorced dads.
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Denise Wheeler
about 2 months ago
Several anti-ICE protestors on the Ohio-Kentucky border. This is how the police dealt with them. Literally beat the hell out of them. This is Trump's police state America, coming to a protest near you.
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Ritchie Torres gives Peter Thiel a hint of George Santos
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Mark Zuckerberg taking huge Ls hopefully DOJ doesn’t get involved.
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RFK Jr. : Im normal. I eat fruity pebbles* *bowl of gravel w/ fresh organic banana slices
about 2 months ago
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Lotta guys in vests and dress shoe sneaker hybrids watching accountant 2 on this flight.
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