Woulda been sick if someone worked this hard & spent this much on getting everyone health insurance. But yeah, cool.

@junlper.beer thank you for coming out for the best Chicago Handshake session yet!

I swear, if Chuck Schumer thanks Pam Bondi for her service, I'll flip.

Just golfed w/ private prison bros. Said they'll do pride flags on ICE detention centers if we win in 2028. Yw zoomers.

It's satire but not wrong. Extremely disappointing @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social

How hard is it to crash into an erehwon? We’ve gone over this so many times. I quit hacking

Sent this to my family sitting next to me that Christmas and we almost put our phones down & started talking that year… theonion.com/relatives-ga...

Cory Booker said he’s gonna fight like hell so everything is fine let’s go to brunch

I bet gavin newsom has a Gavin Newsom poster on his wall. (Not a compliment)

It would be cool to have democrats that answer yes or no questions yes or no

Proof that Kat Abughazaleh didn’t lose…

Wow. New Poll shows Kat Abughazaleh in the lead for the first time. Poll of voters who voted by mail or early in person in IL-9: •Kat Abughazaleh 29.5% •Daniel Biss 26.2% •Laura Fine 19.7% •Phil Andrew 7.9% •Mike Simmons 6.6% •Bushra Amiwala 5.1% Polls open until 7pm! Source: M3 Strategies

Show me Kalshi now drip lords. @katmabu.bsky.social for everything.

@danielbiss.bsky.social benefitting from more shady practices. last minute big $$$ punters bet big on him to depress turnout. If a voter sees a grassroots candidate with lower odds they may not vote.

I wrote about Kat.

FOUND SOMETHING WEIRD W/ IL-9 DARK $ SMEAR CAMPAIGN

Mark Ruffalo has a message for you: @markruffalo.bsky.social

Ok…but her staying in the race is helping them candidate so whether she engages or not, she’s still helping them.

IL-09: Bushra Amiwala is supported in a new digital ad from AIPAC-backed super PAC Chicago Progressive Partnership. First aired on YouTube yesterday. The PAC has previously attacked Abughazaleh. (Appears to be an attempt to further divide the progressive vote.)

when the dark $ dries out, this guy should consider a future stalker vision boards. @evanstonnow.bsky.social don’t you all report on politics? How can someone win an award for their work on Biss’ campaign & not ask Biss about the guys dark $ influencer side hustle?

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

I wonder how many times Trumps accidentally snorted his make up thinking it was adderall before a speech

Maybe he wrote “idk lemme check w/ my PAC donors” on the really thin side of the paper”

Reskeet if you’re tired of Pro AI “progressives” you can’t be pro AI and Progressive @danielbiss.bsky.social

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social & @schumer.senate.gov take money from Palantir which is why ICE will never be abolished with them in leadership…

Why would any1 want to take over a business in an industry that has been systematically destroyed by WSJ backed admins for the last 40 yrs.? Seems like the market is regulating itself…

TRUMP: Young People are my Priority SCHUMER: NO! they are my priority! NOTE: Both are opting to spend their golden yrs at work, instead of spending time with their grand kids.

This is Brad Lander doing pulltabs in the Uptown VFW. He’s one of us now

There are cups of coffee that have done more to stop ICE agents than @schumer.senate.gov . Time to retire

the only threat to ICE is sleep apnea & triglycerides. Luckily, they’ll have plenty of time to exercise in federal prison.

CBS 2026 Line Up Dropped…and it’s ass.

Kristi Noem’s testimony is like her Make Up-thick & out of touch with reality

DC is just LA for Model UN kids

The Jim Cramer of Comedy

No indentations for new paragraphs-Who’s the real criminal here?

I’m busy. Calling dibs.

Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream. Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads. Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?

2028 Dem Ticket will be Schumer/Jeffries & they will concede to GOP in after the first debate in exchange for a vote on National Parks restoration or some shit.

Thankful for all my fellow Chicagoans.

Est. Dems takeaway from mamdani v. trump-“key demos love rizz. let’s pay the Rizzler 50 million dollars to endorse Haley Stevens.”

Doordash gonna drop a 50 year mortgage for a chipotle burrito soon & it’ll be fine bc free market regulates itself dummies

Chicago Handshake Episode 1: Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate #illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible

Chicago Handshake Episode 1: Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate #illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not. If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?

Not a fan of Humpty Dumpty’s heading. predatory VC firm hell bent on exacerbating wealth inequality through bribery fueled deregulation. Loved him in Shrek though

Lmao mainlining the copium over the L Zohran served up

Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”

Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”