So disappointed by Robert. Corporate greed is what this pro business authoritarian greed is built on. That, and our inaction. Who are we to throw a monkey wrench into the gears of industry?

merrick garland was a better AG than Bondi. He did far less to damage the presidents political standing.

Our deepest fear is not that we our inadequate; our deepest fear is that we forget to send you 26 fundraising texts a day. We know we're inadequate.

We don't need popular candidates. We need 40 man children podcasters that still ask for the kids menu at TGIFridays

The worst thing that's happened to Dems this week? Curtis Sliwa made a video w/ Zohran.

Progress not perfection is what they said in my court ordered AA meetings after my 4th DUI. No progress IS perfection is what I say to moderate Dems.

Allow me to introduce myself: I am Democrat consultant. If you are one of the privileged few that's been shielded from neoliberalism, then follow along for the ride. If you're in the 99% that didn't, don't bother. You can't take the lukewarm temperature of my fecklessness.

I am the Michael Jordan of the consulting world. My Flu Game? Biden debate 2024. I was at the strip club w/ Hunter telling Clooney to keep his mouth shut or I'd be sending him to the ER

my skeets are like my candidates: Some do better than others but they all do nothing to improve the world

We held Roe over your heads for YEARS to raise money instead of codifying it into law. There's ZERO $ in doing our jobs-ok?

Our deepest fear is not that we our inadequate; our deepest fear is that we forget to send you 26 fundraising texts a day. We know we're inadequate.

So do we neolibs! But we treat you like Wagyu Beef-culture that pretends to value a workers health but is ultimately expendable for profit

we are the only pro democracy party that stifles democracy from within the party so vote for us

Politics are similar to pro wrestling. Main difference? Pro Wrestling sacrifices the wrestler's health for corporate profit in the name of fans (voters). Politicians sacrifice voters (fans) health for corporate profit in the name of voters (fans).

The GOP has Kid Rock, but we have Amy Schumer. Good luck! -neolibs

Ryan Gosling said it's not moviegoers jobs to save theatres, it's Hollywood's job to make movies that brings ppl to theatres. He's def not a corporate democrat. We don't need to produce popular candidates, we need to blame voters for losing

Ultra wealthy Trump/Kamala voter abandons Trump! Likely confused nothing to do w/ buying influence. BUT is he's shopping in 2028 we are open for business!

It's YOUR fault you weren't at brunch on No Kings. Not Trumps. Schumer, Jeffries & I brunch everyday instead of fighting against fascism

my dream ticket in 2028 to win the center right? Hannity/McCain. Also happens to be my dream blunt rotation

& Matt & I let SuperPACs/Corporate Donors do whatever they want for $. It often leads to mass loss of life, but we ignore that. We both sleep like babies bc that money allows us to write movie reviews!

Not "wild" if you are getting paid by defense contractors AND Chuck Schumer.

You see "a mob" I see a lot of potential swing voters of the center right Democratic Party!

When stuff like this happens, I stop doing what I love for the elites, and become their therapist. Which is pointless because we are all sociopaths.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨911🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 We need to cancel Elizabeth Warren NOW!

just witnessed Pete hegseth dip a croissant into a water glass filled w/ beefeater gin. Haven't seen moves like this since Rumsfeld.

Donald trumps health shouldn't be reported on now. He deserves to destroy our country first, thenJake tapper deserves to write a book about it later.

People ask: would I work w/ Voldemort or Sauron My Reply: Are Dumbledore or Gandalf going to pay me more? If not, then yes. I would

Not if corporate democrats can help it! Best to wait 10-20 yrs and let the process play out. Not sure which one though

Do you really trust a congressman that is young enough to know who Jimmy Kimmel is?

I love seeing paid Libfluencers & unpaid gatekeepers unite to shit on No King's. 50501 is Anti Imperialist & Anti-Corporate Centrism. That's bad for business. Stop marching! Save the oligarchy! make mass mobilization cringe again!

Mallory Meh-cMorrow conflating Hasan & Fuentes proves she isn't ready for the big time. we invited Hasan to the DNC in 2024 bc we thought he'd sellout. He'll be invited in 2028 bc we hope he'll sellout. Conflating anti-extremists w/ extremists just bc they haven't sold out yet is dumb.

Just golfed w/ private prison bros. Said they'll do pride flags on ICE detention centers if we win in 2028. Yw zoomers.

I have 2000 followers in threads in 48 hours. 8 here. Should have hired more pro cuomo bots over here.

Ezra's a fearless journalist. He left the Upper East side to see how real, working class billionaires in Silicon Valley live. Give him a Pulitzer

Matthew is such a great employee. Corporate donors didn't even pay him for this hit piece on a country with universal healthcare.

I wish No Kings signs were pro democrat, not anti Trump. I have friends in the GOP. Doesn’t “Chuck Schumer is a strong man!” Sound better than negative?

We are the party of free and fair elections as long as a progressive candidate isn’t running. If there is, then we go full Putin mode for our donors.

I’d like to apologize to our friends across the aisle for Druski’s deplorable behavior. This is unacceptable

fun fact: Trump stole the phrase “golden dome” from Ronald Reagan. But the gipper wasn’t talking about missile defense.

The CIA is as entitled to the right to self determination as any of the countries it destabilizes for exploitation of capital.

Anyone know why Lindsey Graham just offered me $10,000,000 to HELP Abdul el Sayed get elected?

our colleagues in the Trump admin are not the enemies of the Democratic Party. Our true enemy is Hasan Piker.

The New York Times once asked me “How do we cover wealth inequality?” My answer: “the same way Fox covers climate change”

I’m not apologizing for being successful. If you have a problem, I recommend finding a career that pays you $2,000/hr to read Bret Stephens & drink pamplemousse Lacroix.

If you go to no kings today please do not call yourself a democrat. We don’t want to offend the .05% of undecided voters that would not have changed the outcome of this election

Is anyone at blackwater avail to do security for Jill stein this weekend? Her grand kid has a birthday. There’s a bounce house & Wine Moms are PISSED

Bill Maher is a patriot. He understands that the warmth of studio lights in pursuit of fame & fortune is the only way to fill the darkness where his soul should be. Bill is the green room creature we know we need, but don’t deserve. Thank you for your service, Bill.

Chuck Schumer always says that if you’ve ever been forced to go # 2 in a public restroom, you don’t belong in the Democratic Party. That’s how we win. Genius.

strait of Hormuz, strait of Trump, Not Strait Mike Johnson…call it what you want, but it still belongs to my clients at British Petroleum.

If I don’t get 100 followers by EOD Saturday, kash Patel’s lady is reading Harry Potter 5 (the long af one) at the 2028 dnc