For all the conservative pundits gnashing their teeth and lecturing us about our reactions to Lindsey Graham's death...

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

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Hot take: if you're so old that a fall takes you out of your job for over a month, you shouldn't be a sitting United States Senator, nor should the people continue to pay for a paycheck when that person is unable to complete their duties, like the rest of working Americans.

WATCH — Rep. @rokhanna.bsky.social on being detained: “The arrogance in the eyes of those settlers… the arrogance of those IDF soldiers that my tax dollars are funding… the arrogance of power, and no accountability. Total impunity.” (From @mintpressnews.bsky.social )

Elias Law Group has defeated DOJ lawsuits to access state voter files in: California Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Wisconsin DOJ has not won a single case. It is 0-12.

BUT ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME THE BIGGEST BABY THAT EVER BABIED AND SHIT HIS PANTS BABILY ME, DONALD J TRUMP, PANTS FILLER EXTRAORDINAIRE PRAISE BE TO DESITIN, THE BARRIER THAT PROTECTS OUR BABY ASS

Omg lolllll She got her grift on and turned sides so quick lmfao They ALLL KNOW THIS. 🤣 THEY ALL THINK THIS. They're just making too much money to care. Now that Marge has her money, she wants to fix her reputation. 👉🥺👈 She's a great actress. Remember she's the one with the dead immigrant ad.

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Hey. You dead? Respond either way. Kthxbyeeee

If Michigan votes for Haley Stevens to run against Mike Rogers, you will have Mike Rogers as a SENATOR. But if Michigan votes for Abdul Al Sayed, there is a GOOD chance he will be able to beat Mike Rogers. Stevens is not even trying to connect with people- AIPAC is just spending millions on her.

This is the voter fraud they warned us about

I've heard reports that Mitch McConnell was in the van with Alex Jones when his head exploded. A piece of undigested burger from Alex Jones' mouth flew into Mitch's mouth and he immediately died of dysentery. This is unconfirmed, as the most accurate LLMs are reporting that Jones was alone when 💥.

I heard Alex Jones died of some kind of internal combustion originating between his ears, the space where his brain should be, and that he was just sitting all alone in his 1990 Astro van. I guess he ate like six burgers while sitting there? Wild, if true.

I just want to thank all the men defending Platner for pointing out who we shouldn’t leave our drinks alone with. We see you. You’re not special. Every woman has encountered you. We appreciate the heads up.

Sorry again, Greenland. 😫 He just ran out of other distractions from raping both the treasury and kids

Haley Stevens has staffers that have zero reading comprehension. They literally just admitted, just right there for us all to see, that they cannot comprehend complex sentences. Michigan, you have a choice to make. Seems like an easy choice.

They will do and say ANYTHING to keep the American people paying for Israeli genocide. We DONT CARE THAT YOURE JEWISH?! Literally! They WANT that attention, they WANT to be special. They're not. You're just another group in this diverse melting pot. WE ARE A COUNTRY OF IMMIGRANTS. ✊️

Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

Do you think we'll invade Belgium tomorrow? 🤔

That's time he caught Rudy fucking guiliani lmfao Of course we remember.

Aw look, Corey Bookers big donor handlers let him out to make a speech! Can we please make sure that we praise him and make him feel like a good man? The rest of us get beaten and harassed and lose our jobs, but this guy makes like, two speeches per year! And that filibuster?! Wow, a banger. 👏👏👏

This man absolutely did not mentor Donny, and I'm positive the most active fathering Fred did was the unholy act that created Donald. Fred, already a man of greed and vice, took one look at Donald, seeing those puckered butthole lips and gave up right then and there. This is Don dementing all over.

Huh. I'm sure it helped.

The Hill accidentally published an article titled “DO NOT USE”—a draft obituary on Mitch McConnell’s Senate career. Awkward.

He definitely offered to bomb Ukraine.

Hey world: you'd better stop us before this man single handedly kills world sports! You think it won't happen but just wait. He thought the red card thing would make him win- history shows that when he loses, he comes back tenfold with cheating A lot of your govs are actively helping him against us

Hot take: the more skeletons, the more they get off on doing it all in plain sight. It's not some pathology. It's all pathological. A complete lack of empathy and compassion are the signs.

Like dying when it's time? Is that ALSO one of the things they can't seem to do?

Considering the last few decades, a heartbeat won't be enough to confirm life. Not sure what to tell you, Ron. This is the literal crypt keeper we're talking about. Maybe he could grift a little, maybe send a few brown people to a concentration camp? Those are the usual signs.

If REPUBLICAN Kentucky didn't like taking it unlubed, they wouldn't have voted him in for decades. For those taxpayers who understand how they are stealing from you, hey. Nows the time to make noise. It's your Kentucky. Fight like hell. ✊️

Credible allegations of sexual assault cannot be ignored. Voters in Maine deserve a choice for US Senate that doesn’t force them to make a moral compromise between sexual violence or corporate servitude.

To anyone considering helping President Trump interfere with our election or our count: You will be prosecuted. That’s why I’m moving forward with new legislation that would make it a FELONY to seize ballots before the vote has been certified by state and county officials.

Hey guys, I don't follow sports ball so correct me if I'm wrong here: If I spent my life building a career only to have a fucking pedophile step in so I could play the big game? I would have chosen my legacy over one fucking game. We are all smart enough to know when we didn't earn something.

If Belgium win this, it won't be "Justice has been done". Justice has already been smeared in faeces, painted in clownface, forced to wear deely boppers with willies on and kicked out of a high window. A Belgian victory will be incidental to that. The obscene Balogun reprieve must never be forgiven.

It's just really hard to pinpoint exactly what a nazi IS. IS HE... someone who gets symbolized hate tattoos? Or someone who lies until forced into the truth? Someone violent against women? It's so harrrrrddddd to figure out who the bad guys are 👉🥺👈 #DNC

Platner out here like 'aw shucks, I almost had them believing I wasn't a nazi!' The nazis in the DNC 'But how did they see his HIGHLY VISIBLE AND WIDELY KNOWN nazi tattoo? We hide our nazis so carefully!' BUT SURE, DONT ENDORSE MAMDANI, HE'S THE REAL THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK

Help, I'm shocked that the nazi is also a rapist, does this mean I have cognitive dissonance?

It's fine guys. In lieu of finding any signs of life from Mitch McConnell, Trump will now graciously cast his vote in his absence. Should any other house members or senators fall sick, Trump will gladly vote for them too. And maybe we shouldn't even vote, let's just let Trump make all the laws.

Hi, could someone who isn't a nazi, a zionist or a woman-beating/raping-shitheel please start applying to political seats? I know. It's a high bar to set, especially for men, but I have hope that someday, somewhere, there are at least two people in politics with these qualities. A girl can hope.

I guarantee there’s another large man in Maine that wears flannel that can run for senate and not be Graham Platner you just have to believe in the world of possibilities

Trump blew USA world cup chances in every single way Win? It was rigged Lose? No second place here, only justified losers You let him get so big that USA won't even have to play or have teams anymore- Trump says we win, and the rest of the world bows Good job athletes! You're redundant now tho.

The Supreme Court actually had to rule the constitution is... constitutional. #politics #constitution

The more you know... the more you should be angry as fu@k about this situation. IJS.