Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.

Give it up for amasawa!!!!! #MelArt

My surgeon: take 2 weeks off work Me: *already working because I'm bored and my work isn't necessarily strenuous*

do you guys remember him. i miss him. he said U: and i wish we got him as a mount.

November 19 is World Toilet Day — officially declared by the United Nations to bring attention to the the 3.4 billion people who live without "safely managed sanitation." n.pr/3X1BB07

This rules, this is the way to name a kid. Stop all the bullshit with baby name gurus and just pick the two movies you went to last, pick two characters in those movies. Boom you’ve got a kid named Zora Galactus, you were never gonna pick a name that good Hollywood did it for you.

Willie Fevers United States, Social Security Death Index

LMAO this fucking quest intro...

Minnie Weaselhead United States, Census, 1920

I miss her so bad my heart feels like it’s going to explode. how’s it going [ #ffxivart #lyse ]

Ghostly dance #rabbitfollydraws #art

YAY IT'S TURKEY OIL EXPLOSION VIDEO SEASON

Don't do any of this.

"the echo allows the warrior of light to understand and read any language"

Blunt Fiends Texas, County Tax Rolls, 1837-1910

Dick Rowser United States, Census, 1930

(especially if you follow artists) but uh go to your advanced settings for bsky moderation and turn this to warn or off otherwise you won't see it at all if bsky decides to put the cursed mark upon thine art

meow

The team is incredibly proud to be nominated for two categories at The Game Awards: Games for Impact and Innovation in Accessibility. This game was built for everyone, so everyone could play it. Congrats to all the nominees!♥️

i hear they wrote a book about you

THIS SUNDAY! In honor of Trans Day of Remembrance, and in benefit of Trans Lifeline, @airintv.bsky.social will be hosting the Tiles for Trans (T4T) Open: A one-day riichi mahjong tournament for charity on Riichi City! Sign-up and links below ↓

c:❤️ #ffxiv #ff14

christmas tree 🎄

Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere https://theonion.com/man-just-going-to-assume-apartment-has-functional-carbo-1819575839/

This man is in danger. Someone help this man.

after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls

This is...sort of brilliant.

well…ok

fuck it, its real gooning hours. tell me which warehouses containing contraband you're guarding for the boss tonight

I think these will be the Holiday Sweet Treats (because last year we had the Halloween Sweet Treats). But I confess I need suggestions! We have for sure: Figgy Pudding & Sugar Plum What are your favorite winter holiday sweets? (We are avoiding gingerbread because there are no gingers/brown ones!)

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Scootin Burbs in ScootX

thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine

happy World Toilet Day to all who celebrate.

My uvula's swelling has gone down a bit since this morning but it's tragic because it's in the litter exact same shape as a t-dick

It's so refreshing to hear a nurse exclaim that my skin was tearing when taking off the cannula plaster. So many doctors have gaslit me when I'd mentioned to them that adhesives make my skin tear. Like no it's not splitting but it can tear to the point of bleeding at times

terrifying

my tips as someone who draws this angle too often

Bro snores like he pays rent

An explosive typhoon of a badger