Picking up the new car tomorrow after work and I'm so excited

Customer: IT SOUNDS LIKE "BEACHY" DMV: BITCHY Verdict: ACCEPTED

i now pronounce you man and shrimp lol [ #wolnpc #stephshrim #doodle ]

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

ⓘ t𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘴. 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘴. 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴. 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

heh, I do like toy s

I still think it's really cute when the whole Alliance wait for a single sprout to watch the last boss cutscene n some of them start cheering to the rhythm. Did this yesterday at Thaleia hahaha #FFXIV

Customer: LET'S WELD, I'M A WELDER DMV: LEZ=DICTIONARY.COM SAYS CONTEMPTUOUS TERM USED TO REFER TO A LESBIAN… Verdict: ACCEPTED

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/tumblr_p73n4s47rg1u5o2yco1_1280.jpg

You'll never believe what happened. Our current car (not the one I'm buying) just fucking died on the highway 2 hours ago. The IRONY

YAY I'M BUYING A CAR ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

This video garnered thousands of comments on TikTok pondering what he’s doing his b-man blast at— fleas, eye floaters, laser pointer mental illness, his reflection, im forcing him with electroshocks… only I know the truth. I’ll never tell them. (It’s a gnat)

The inevitable followup

Breadbug

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

For those unfamiliar with where this particular bit is coming from, here you go. So we've got competing claims here and I'm not sure who to trust.

"Yeah, it's me. I need you to list all the ways a pelican's mouth is an unsafe sleep environment for a baby... ... ... Well, I didn't INVENT the internet, Celeste! I just work in it!"

Henry Shitboy South Africa, Cape, Cemetery Records, 1872-2011

Pete Pushover West Virginia, Deaths, 1804-1999

Ferdinand Fuckulak United States, Census, 1930

the “Play for Peace - Games for Palestine 2025 Charity Bundle” needs as much support as it can get right now. it’s halfway there with just 2 days to go! itch.io/b/2979/play-... please share and spread the word.

Grogu was found unresponsive in his second home in the Hamptons this morning

Me when I want a yummy fun drink to have while I work but I keep having mast cell reactions to anything with sugar in it 💀

Btw if you ever see me rt something that seems sus PLEASE let me know because I am well known for a multitude of brain issues and delayed processing that can effect my comprehension and typically will have thought it meant the opposite

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I just found this out recently so im assuming others dont know! Like putting "cw: word, word" only the second word will get caught. "Cw: word , word" now both will get picked up by the moderation system!

Ballerina Uni

The pain of reading a thread and missing words and then reading it again and going 💀

mister squish face

I haven't even read/watched Higurashi and I know what it's really about: a cop who's got air conditioning in his car.

higurashi is about never trust cops

The rapture isn't coming. At least, not like this. The crows know.

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