My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

🎶”You all live in MEEE…”🎶 (Great night with friends and new family thanks @alliegoertz.bsky.social for the invite and excuse to look/act like a big yellow moron) #HappyBirthdayVicki

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

I think what I love most about Superman is that he’s basically Dale Cooper

The truth is, I don’t trust people who don’t think Paul was at least a bit in love with John

If I haven’t replied to your texts it’s because I can’t stop thinking about how a GIANT WAVE sent Ellie to Scar island.

The ending of the Pee-Wee doc has me in tears. As a life-long Paul Reubens fan and defender, I am so appreciative that he got to share what he wanted to share with the world and I hope everyone listens.

I can’t believe it’s already almost the holidays*! *Flag Day

what I think I look like wearing a hat as a non hat wearer

I would be quite the fool. An APRIL fool as it were

So excited for this!!!

normalize using your own record as a fashion accessory

Happy birthday @thejoelynch.bsky.social you beautiful buttercup!!

It’s Hollywood’s biggest night: my birthday 🎉 🎂

I’m in this and get dunked on by the woman who plays Penny

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

Drake rn:

Of course I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the day Wayne’s World came out.

🎵 Now doesn’t it make you feel wetter? 🎵

Hello! If you'd like to own Peeled Back on vinyl, there are only 25 copies left! I’m donating 15% of each sale to Trevor Project whose work is so important right now. 🩷💙 Thanks for supporting indie artists! alliegoertz.bandcamp.com

Steely Dan should cover Pet Name by TMBG and it pmo that they don’t

I’m repulsed by the way our government is treating trans people. The obsessive hate for trans lives is unfounded, dumbfounding, and heartbreaking. Trans friends, I am one of SO many people that will always stand by you no matter how stupid and hateful our administration is.

To everyone asking how emceeing went last night.

It’s here. March of the Pigs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmlK...

My video for March of the Pigs drops tomorrow at 9:09am PST. Now doesnt that make you feel better? youtu.be/WmlKjPNCZ6M

It’s weird to share art right now. I asked myself, “what would NIN do?”And their answer was, ‘go on fucking tour.’ So this Weds at 9:09AM PST, enjoy ‘March of the Pigs.’ I hope it makes you feel better. youtu.be/WmlKjPNCZ6M

NIN is going back on tour and they’re calling it “Peel it Back.” This is very exciting to me…

I don’t know what to say right now other than trans rights are human rights

I’m sorry to bother you with something so frivolous but this is how I read the movie title CAROL

I loved every second of FIRE TALK WITH ME that I recorded with @alliegoertz.bsky.social, but I think our finest hour was the time we watched episode 8 of TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN w/ Jake Fogelnest, and scrambled to make sense of it seconds after the credits rolled. Honest, awestruck stuff.

@alliegoertz.bsky.social I have to assume it is called the Peel It Back Tour because you are going to be the opening act.

The LAPD gets so much money that they should also just be fire fighters

Welcome to the public domain, THE COCOANUTS (1929), the first feature film starring the legendary Marx Brothers. 🎞️🤣 Learn more! ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025

Rewatching LOST and maybe one of the reasons I like it is everyone’s such a problematic person? “I love this show! It reminds me that I’ve never conned or KILLED a man!”

Hello! My album Peeled Back is available again on vinyl. Only 100 copies on this new blue vinyl, unique to this batch. alliegoertz.bandcamp.com/merch

developing a better personality for revenge

If you can’t handle me at my Pete worst you don’t deserve me at my Pete Best

Chuck Jones in the streets, Tex Avery in the sheets

Sorry for a laughing at this inopportune time. Just thinking about “the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem” again

NIN fans might like my music video for Closer. youtu.be/Rj25Wya51K8

Allie is cool and this is cool!

when someone invites me out for dinner but I just finished my leftovers

NIN fans might like my music video for Closer. youtu.be/Rj25Wya51K8

I couldn't be more excited to share my music video for CLOSER. Directed by me and the incredible @elleschneider.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj25...