Asked to briefly summarize "that heritage foundation shit" and the best I could do was a meme: Heritage Staffer 1: "We are declaring war on anyone who sells Nazis to the community." Heritage Staffer 2: "But Heritage Staffer, I sell Nazis to the community!"

Dick Cheney's robot heart stopped due to an update trying to install Copilot

*waves arms around wildly* i didn't consent to this!

kids these days simply aren't concerned enough about quicksand anymore

Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching

every country's politics feed is normal people talking about how the government sucks and the trains don't run on time, and then you look at a US feed and it's 40k accounts throwing AI generated memes down range, screaming "I FOLLOW BACK" into your face until your pituitary gland curdles up and dies

anyway, all walks are the "walk of shame" if you were raised right

lol you had to disable replies there *real* quick huh

Jeffries finally endorsing is like Platner getting a tattoo covered up. Buddy what took you so long?

Diana is having a day 😀🤣

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

it's incredible to me that social media has removed utterance from consequence so much that these people will straight up pull their entire pants down, bits and bobs swinging in the wind, and yell "i do not possess a moral compass" into the oncoming blizzard.

grave miscarriage of justice

[me, at my new job at Pod Save America] this is clearly a reference to the year [frantically googling] the Communist Party of America was founded! phew. dodged that one, haha. s--g heil, am i right, boss?

if he had a nazi tattoo for 18 years without at any point finding out it's a nazi tattoo, he's by far too stupid to be in politics anyway, so what is the point of this?

jesus christ daniel naroditsky is dead?! the man was 29! fuck that hurts. may the earth lie easy on you, danya. you got me into chess. what a genuinely wonderful person.

includes a seamless transition into nirvana as well, these guys continue to channel 90s kids music taste on a grand level

always check out your local specialty grocery stores - i just found out that an asian store in my town sells insanely hard to get stuff?? what do you mean i can just buy a freezer bag of chicken feet. what do you mean you have frozen whole crabs. what do you mean you sell tons of diff. stomachs.

Scottish Social Media…

spent the morning tidying up and cleaning because i had workers coming over to install some dumb hostile-architecture-but-for-pidgeons thing on my windowsills, only to see my landlord stand there instead. apparently the dumb things weren't manufactured on time so we're doing all of this again :|

a large cultural divide is if you use emojis to communicate your politics I automatically think you're stupid and untrustworthy regardless of what politics you're trying to convey

Ministers then tried to stop the hearing from going ahead, arguing that Parliament had set out a specific alternative process for appealing against banning orders. More than 2,100 people have been arrested in demonstrations since the group was banned. www.bbc.com/news/article...

this dude is so goddamn good man

took apart a chicken to make stock over the weekend, so today i fried off a breast and had it over rice with a sauce made from shredded brussels sprouts with peanut butter and mango purée. quick-pickled radishes for acid and spring onions for freshness and bite. would recommend. 🍽️

Candians every time they see news from the US

today's culinary experiment's result: persimmons are super nice with flaky fried salmon on rice. the persimmons were under a weird name in my supermarket, so i bought some to try, and this is what i went with. (i've since looked up the name, lol.) i added sweet peppers and chili crisp.

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics. More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

I am having a flash sale. One day only, and 50% percent off everything in the shop. This ...never happens? Fun time to explore the place if you were curious. nomadicmoonarts.etsy.com

It’s happened again

This exploration of England's (I dont think Scots deserve to be included in the diagnostic) European Derangement Syndrome by David Runciman in the @lrb.co.uk is wild — and impossible to excerpt, there are just too many great bits. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Today in German: I learned I can't ask for "a box" when I want to take my food to go because people are VERY LITERAL. It may not be a box - it might be a bowl! a carton! who knows! -- so you MUST ask for your leftover food "zum mitnehmen" and MAY NOT specify HOW it is leaving the building with you

Entity 303, Long Steve, Distorted Alex? I don’t need to know this stuff, I have a mortgage

the first step isn't the most important step. no, the most important step is the next one.

it's like getting excited over a gold-plated skateboard that has uncooked spaghetti for axles.

janitor proudly told me today that our copier orders replacement toner cartridges a week before it runs out, automatically and on its own. he told me this as he tried to fix the copier, which, after producing 6 paperjams in a row, had shut off with an obscure error code only the manufacturer knows.

Every day Merrick Garland reads the news like a baby bird encountering the edge of its nest for the first time before cautiously backing down. "Golly, I didn't think you could do that," he says, watching shrikes impale his siblings to feast upon later.

These are the Facebook posts for which a Tennessee man was just arrested. wopclive.com/local-news/8...

Just got sucked into @neal.fun's "Not a Robot" neal.fun/not-a-robot/

the moment some people turned posting into a job instead of just a way to yap about whatever is the moment everything really turned to shit

the QUEEN Post a female character whom you love.

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

Inside you are two wolves

this is a Pete & Bas stan account, haters vacate 😤👉💭

chat a new rave just dropped