World Cup analysis: SEND MESSI TO THE MF SHADOW REALM ALREADY

the kindness of a friend is a good reminder that life isn't always awful

Love that my one day off is so smoky that I can't go outside

Sad to hear about the passing of Lindsey Graham, United States senator and grandfather of rap superstar Aubrey Drake Graham

i am kind of mean but everyone is kind of mean

If I never had to see another Undertale/Deltarune post in my life I think I'd be okay

Laughing at the concept of a bus ad for an ambulance chasing lawyer proclaiming they're "americas NAUGHTIEST injury law firm"

6 meals a day. 2 hours of sleep. 1 dream

let me fly the mudkip plane I'm normal and can be trusted to land it in the Hudson if necessary

Erika ain’t playing games today. No more Ms. Nice Kitty!

MEXICANS LEND THEM YOUR POWER

nobody points at a guy in a precarious and sexually suggestive, yet misunderstood situation and screams "pervert" anymore

imagine NOT rockin with me?? wrong side of history fuckerrrrrrrr

Went here and everyone said they knew you

should I quit my job if it's making me deeply unhappy

Steam controller... no good thoughts about it yet But I've also mostly been playing using remote play

bitch don't fuck my mice

Cultural critic? Or just a bitch with a twitter I am yes

A Comics Line: The Outcast's Lament

I'm Mexican now

Okay anyone who uses "strategies" like abilities and items and berries or adheres to "metas" in Pokemon competitive play are total losers The game's about animal's slapping each other Yes how did you know I've lost 6 games in a row

Surprise surprise I hate the thing

pokemon pokemon pokemon pokemon

sigh

ASMR people stop making sounds bro

Fav part of Bluesky is that some random penis can show up in search results while you're scrolling through on the bus 🚌

RTX 5070 for 1000 bucks is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen

wdym I have to go to work again today

Really enjoying Pokemon Champions even when I lose it's just exhilarating

Getting my ass BEAT in Pokemon Champions is so fun

The dream of the Steam Frame is dead in my heart It's going to be like 1500 isn't it

New place and the cats freakin OUT

I'm almost always going to give a good Letterboxd score to any movie that makes me earnestly think "oh shit are they going to make it?" Anyways Castle in the Sky got my ass

george is a man of taste

time for me to start figuring out how tf competitive Pokemon works so I can flip it into a full time career and leave bartending (maybe)

I miss three busy Debras

Someone described my most recent string of misfortunes as "having a Charlie Brown ass life" and I have not stopped laughing since

There's something inherently funny about conflating anime with western cartoons

The only time I'll use AI is to find out when the commercial breaks were during the original airing of high school musical 2 on Disney channel

Waiting for the Xfinity man in an apartment w no furniture

I would kill for some in n out right about now

I'm dating a theater person this is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me

WWDC Thoughts: Siri AI + other Apple Intelligence features not available outside the US because all of it FUCKING SUCKS and is probably NOT GOOD FOR US so that's why the US will allow it

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Gonna cry and scream and throw up for funzies

Checking my damn email to see if god will allow me to irresponsibly purchase a steam controller

it's e3 season of course PlayStation has the worst showing

"Swag-a-rific!" <– my catchphrase now