one day very very very very very very soon

opposite of pornography

im thinking about doing a kitty kat parody of regret by new order

one time my uncle in law drew bart on a chalkboard in 45 seconds and we all thought he was god

boston1.bsk (wheatus + imogen heap)

I know this is pretty inconsequential stuff, but in my experience once let in, this thought process can be warped and mapped onto pretty much any group, 'men are beasts lol' is the mother not only of terfism, but a lot of really gross racism and anti migrant propaganda, just as an example

legitimately cant imagine a world where im named Matt

oh lord

my new crackpot theory is that the reason why pop culture in the 2000s was male-focused and super aggressive was because everything catered to young girls in the 80s was so awful to look at that they grew up hating anything that even reminded them of it

inanimate insanity was always terrible which means its much more consistent a show than bfdi which has taken several nosedives in quality

literally nothing

yea i know we were so surprised, really didn't think we'd go this far

guafenesin

as i die slowly in the hospital all my memory clones time travel back to take one last selfie with me

That is a glimmer of hope. Put it back.

DON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO HELP YOU OR BE CLOSE TO YOU

more falafel please

Gender agnostic F-Male

WHERE AM I

Celestial mechanics

waking up and tucking into a full english bassline

WE NO RESPECT POLICE

handbraeke

I'm going to put some ham on spinach. The ham will add saltiness to the vegetable.

remembering the village people song about being addicted to stimulants

ive begun to despise all sound

do they have clubs in leipzig

bodies will cushion your fall

knuckle sandwich guy making undertale now?

allow me to catch this vibe

boosting out of hatred for software in general

very violent dreams last night. full color, loud, heart racing. woke up thinking about sushi

its SHRIMPLE. its SHRIMPLE

march eridan was always good people were just transphobic

empty pockets

big freakin boobs

i ate two cans of chickpeas covered in olive oil a few days ago call that Turkish Cereal

veg bulking meals: several cans of chickpeas, an entire block of super firm tofu, honey sandwiches, guacamole sandwiches, 2-3 bagels, several cans of black beans, scoops of sunflower butter

Commence Jerking Protocols

every night i get scared by every demon possible. they all flay my mind and body with terrifying insight until i am rendered unsconscious. when i close my eyes my body gets covered with 10,000 hissing snakes and 10,000 plague rats. it really doesnt affect me that much in the grand scheme of things

ive begun to loathe working with compact disks

hellish

listen, it is NOT a crime if it happened on live television. i can't controll who's watching

scratch and sniff kingdom

setting a max bound on dependency versions in cabal is kinda silly

containers

people have this overwhelming false nostalgia for windows 95. "it's back when computers were simple!" no it fucking wasn't lmao

bro you got the whole stamp laughing

what kind of idiot joints the military