swagon i miss u

I can actually say I enjoyed Charlie Kirk's latest video.

part two of the auburn catgirl sticker saga

boonays

Theyre opening another harbor freight in my hometown ;0;

getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol

my sister ate all the chicken in the kung pao chicken so now i have to eat fuckin kung pao water chestnuts

plate-noise.neocities.org Finally updated my neocities, complete with a tonechi segment. (nsfw may be inside the tonechi images)

what the hell is this song

I'd like to announce my new policy that climate change denial is an instant block from me. And I'm wishing for the safety of all people affected by Milton.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,602,897!

Oooh yeah, I got one thing to tell everybody, the Macho Man is gonna tuck you in, yeah, let me say it, we’re gonna wish you a good night and don’t you let the bed bugs bite yeahh

Making my monthly pilgrimage to catgirl mecca, nearby my college

Imagine walking past this at 1 in the morning and hearing a twig snap

That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.

i'm so glad the baby boomers are named that and the other ones have kinda cool names. it's like if Generation Midnight, The Guardians of the Millennium, and The Turbo Teens were all doomed by the edicts of the ancients known as the bitty bumpy bippity-bop boopy boys

I should probably bring Tonechis to this place This is a Tonechi, a species from my worldbuilding project, They're a species of short cat bunny aliens that evolved from lobster like creatures. They have their own planet which I've been developing since last year ⚠️ shortstack in panties but no pants

I was called fat by my own offspring

i think every person on earth should own their own bomb