I like, forgot this app even existed tbh lmao oops

Good morning I almost had to go to the hospital last night but I’m aight now lmao

Eepy

I changed my labret and septum jewelry lol hi

Hiiii say it back

I got my vertical labret ring changed today fuck yes

Body fat distribution on T comparison!

I redesigned my fursona yeaaa boi he looks SO GOOD now???

Future’s made of virtual insanity 🦅🎩

YOOOOO TODAYS EARTH WIND AND FIRE DAY 🪩 🕺 🪩

I’m getting way too comfortable with my packer lmao I almost walked into my kitchen with my dick out

It’s tummy Tuesday AND my birthday? It’s clearly meant to be a day of glorifying obesity, then!

sorry but i prefer microdosing my orbeez by putting them in a salt shaker and sprinkling them over my food

I GOT MY LIP PIERCED AND I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD WITH IT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goodnight bluesky ❤️

Interact with your mutuals. Reblog their posts. Create or follow feeds if necessary. Reciprocate attention and interest. Don't be like how a lot of us were on Twitter/X, where the goal was to sit back and bask in attention, or grind numbers. Be a community here.

Hey, Bluesky switched everyone's moderation settings back to SFW, including mine. If you wanna see my big tits again go switch it to SHOW NSFW content.

Psst fat boys are hot. Pass it on.

Heads up, Bluesky has a new update that automatically toggles off all "adult content," forcing you to re-enable it to see anything. Probably just an oversight, still annoying as hell. Check your content filtering in the moderation settings!

some recent doodles of my elf boy oc, sable. posting to bsky because my monitors show different color contrast/saturation amounts and i need to check on my phone which is more accurate ;w;

hey just a small thing of note if you're a company who charges $21 in shipping fees to cross one (1) border, and you don't cover duties you're shit lol

Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!

*bump*! Oh! My apologies, traveller, I didn’t mean to bump you with my tummy… But, you know, the size that it is, it gets in the way sometimes!~

more elfposting, you can't stop me

did i recently obtain a copy of bg3? yes did i recently obtain elf ears? also yes am i going to now let brainrot consume me as i try to make an elf character in character creation that sort of looks like my fat dumb ass? ....yeah

Hey you! Did you order a chubby femboy elf? ...No? Oh well! Here I am anyways, too bad!

Good morning & friendly reminder that Tummy Tuesday is for fat people <3

big man boobies

This really rubs me the wrong way with the phrasing here my guy The reason for retiring was his health He’d been clinically diagnosed with wet brain in 2013, a lesion causing condition that destroys the brain over time & causes significant personality changes He was suffering actual brain damage.

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

with the passing of Smash Mouth’s lead singer may we remember the true art of their legacy

incredible. there are no chickens alive who remember 9/11

drinking canned watermelon mojitos and feeling knee deep in the hoopla rn tbh i only wish canned mojitos hit as hard as the kind made at the bar because bestie. they do NOT

not now sweetie mommy's playing neopets

Sorry I haven't been posting more, but I've been knee deep in the hoopla.

The debacle of getting home aside I had a really nice double birthday (celebrating his and mine) dinner last night with my partner ❤️

Identity verification through legal means of ID for social media, ride sharing, etc is so fucking evil you literally cannot convince me otherwise You’re forcing trans people to out and deadname themselves to use basic social services That’s fucking evil

Going out to all you can eat sushi tonight, I’m going to eat so many cheese wontons and mango rolls 🐽

me: sees funny meme me: ok self there's no need to immediately make this your profile header/pfp

maaaan my birthday this year falls on the same day of the week as i do my hormone shot fucking. i gotta inject myself on my birthday. LAME AND TRANSPHOBIC

a single mcdonald’s hashbrown is over $3

Fondly remembering the days of using a made up video game title for every violent/sexual/etc game I played with a certain teenage years friend of mine back in high school who had tons of little siblings who weren’t supposed to know what we were playing Good ol’ Skarbledonk: Earth Defence

yea i got bpd . bodacious pussy disease