Not me thinking I'm soooo clever cuz i found scratch tickets that are called 7-11 aka my stepmoms birthday

When one fight takes out 4 of your 6 team members 😭 also exposed a very glaring weakness to Fire. One fucking Heatmor took out 3 Pokemon

Morning Kittens (Cats pretending it wasn’t them)

Happy Friday gamers

As the day goes on, I'm kinda enjoying the no undies feel

I'm hungry as hell but I'm not going out with my junk barely covered

Put off doing laundry now I have no undies and stuck going commando and it's very noticeable 👀🤷 good thing i dont need to leave the house

Spider-Man portrayals ranked 1. Tobey Maguire 2. Andrew Garfield 3. an actual spider 4. some man 5. tom holland

Pointless meeting time 😮‍💨

Ugh so sweaty

I want generals chicken so bad but all the chinese places are closed for vacation at the same time. Yay for them, boo for me 😭

Mrs Loomis Jill Roberts The rest dont exist in my world

Counterpoint: chicken strips and chicken nuggets are top tier!

Hole, sole or pole. It’s sucking time

Fuck ICE

🎶 what would you doooo for a Klondike Bar 🎶🎶

Goddamn, my thighs are still shaking. Too bad that was a solo adventure

Lunch was terrible, need something good for dinner

In a mood today 🥵

Not enough hole on the timeline 😭

Helloooo sweaty, shirtless man walking down my street 👀👀👀

Stood up and Rosco immediately beelined to my chair so i sat back down before he could steal my seat and now he's glaring death at me

Had a dream a hot guy was spitting on me while he cleaned his motorcycle. Sigh.

I really fucking hope this headache is gone tomorrow. My head has been throbbing all day

The netflix Avatar is a mess but damn the firebending looks so good

Up close Lexa purrs

I know I'm alone in this but whatever, saw the trailer for the ATLA movie they made (didn't watch when it leaked) and goddamn the animation looks so bad

Been saying it for 12+ years now but fucking a, i am SOOOOO SICK of Rosco's "poor me, I'm starving" attitude. He has a full bowl of food but i cant take a single bite of my lunch without trying to eat food from plate

You mean to tell me the guy with a nazi tattoo has other skeletons in his closet?

God I have such a fucking headache

Belgium has eliminated USA from the World Cup.

Too much discourse. Not enough cock and balls and taint and hole.

I love watching my father ignore directions and try putting something together the way he thinks it should be

Rosco's mad i didn't share chicken with him

I will not feel bad letting my dogs out and allowing them to bark early tomorrow morning.

Late night pizza 🤤

Thinking about a Nuzlocke of Sword. How should I do it? Monotype? DLC Pokemon only? I can try all Pokemon I've never used? Decisions 🤔

Booyah

It's 90° out and there isn't a cloud in the sky to provide even a little shade, no I do not wanna go to a bbq

Mood for the day...and last several years

Hardcore judging everyone i see decked out in america gear

I really hate fireworks.

My neighbors are setting off so many fireworks and I hate them all

Ugh fireworks

Rewatching Remember It cuz I apparently hate myself

I realized I never confirmed I have today off. I just said I wasn't working today and no one said anything 🤷

Day off nap with some kitties

I have such a love/hate relationship with selfie trends