I hate daylight saving, but I’ve never been happier to lose an hour of time than I am in this freaking timeline.

Back me up. Hearing your dog snore is the cutest and sweetest and most soothing sound ever. Hearing your partner snore makes you want to smother them with a pillow. Idk I don’t make the rules

Names I’d immediately swipe left without looking at the rest of the profile in a dating app: Markwayne

When I listen to that POS at the Pentagon, I can hear the rapist in his choice of words and intonation... But, that's really what war is... It's rape, torture, genocide by starvation, and blatant murder in broad daylight... And an obscene justification by "Christian" signaling... #Obscene🇺🇸

The White House has helped MAGA influencers escape the Middle East on a private jet while more than a million ordinary Americans are still trapped with no way out.

I voted today in a red pocket of blue Houston (there was no wait there). Almost all of the Democratic machines were full, but there were only 2 people on the Republican side. I continue to believe we don’t need to turn Republican voters; we only need them to make them apathetic enough to stay home.

In Texas, we can vote in either primary. What should I do tomorrow? 1/ The Republican senate candidates are AWFUL, of course, but Paxton is as vile as Trump, so I could vote Cornyn 2/ I LOVE both Democratic candidates , but I think Talarico has a better chance of winning the seat over Crockett

1/9. In 2020 Iran did try to interfere with the presidential election.

😂🤪

According to WaPo, Saudi Crown Prince MBS, who has invested in excess of $3 bn in Trump family businesses, made multiple private phone calls to Trump over the past month advocating a US attack on Iran, despite his public support for a diplomatic solution. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

*ahem*

One of the only consolations we have right now is knowing history will remember Trump and many in his administration as vile, wretched, pitiful, small, weak, absolute wastes of oxygen. May God help everyone on this earth suffering because of these inhumane vats of excrement.

idk if it will last, but I can definitely say I like the 2026 version of Marjorie Taylor Greene a lot more than I liked the last one

I’m spent time on the phone with AT&T today. I had THE BEST rep based in Chicago. I told her all about being a middle-aged white woman who everyone assumes is MAGA but definitely isn’t and how proud we are of Chi and Minneapolis. She was awesome, so I want to say again, “Solidarity, Tina at AT&T.”

Trump’s FCC pressured CBS into not airing Stephen Colbert’s interview of James Talarico. Here it is on YouTube. Worth watching. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

What she said…

what you look like in real life vs your school pictures … I’m dying 😂 I hope everyone has sweet dreams tonight 💕 (Valentine’s photos at the vet yesterday- Jack, 5 yr old German Shorthaired Pointer- adopted 3 mos ago and now stuck with me forever)

Eataly is coming to 500 Westheimer in Houston, September 2026 shorturl.at/3m026

Admin Officials in the Epstein Files: Donald J. Trump Melania Trump Howard Lutnick (Commerce) John Phelan (Navy) Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center) RFK Jr. (HHS) Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom) Mehmet Oz (CMS) Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE) Steve Bannon (Fmr WH) Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor) Bill Barr (Fmr AG)

This story is unbelievably grim. "migrant advocates and civil rights attorneys, said they worry the Trump administration is putting children in danger at the San Benito shelter to advance an ideological goal: denying them access to abortion by placing them in a state where it’s virtually banned."

Watching Donald Trump drive the Republican Party off a cliff would be more fun if the rest of us weren't in the back seat.

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Nothing says I live in Texas like going to HEB to buy supplies for the freeze while wearing a T-shirt and shorts bc it’s hot and we don’t want to sweat.

I live a couple of blocks from an HEB in central Houston, so I know I’ll be ok. It’s 100% fact that the chances of Texans surviving freezing weather has everything to do with our proximity to an HEB.

Congrats to The Ginger Mule in Houston for making Yelp’s list of top 100 restaurants! Every non-vegan I’ve taken there loves it as much as my plant-based friends. It’s really fantastic. The Ginger Mule on Yelp: yelp.to/250XiV1dKG

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Lust Pride Gluttony Envy Greed Wrath Sloth Medieval theologians would lose their fucking minds.

I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that

trinidad chambliss is a GOD

After unexpectedly losing both dogs this year, Santa led another GSP to us who needed a new home due to his senior parents dealing with dementia. He’s a giant boy at almost 90 lbs, and we’re all completely in love with him. God gave us a great gift as well as peace of mind to his former family. ❤️

Merry Christmas from the sauna that is Houston

Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible. But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas. If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

For the LOVE OF GOD how do these people handle their finances? These must be the same people that think if you own a stock and it goes down 20% it only needs to go back up 20% to rebound.

Not enough people realize they may need another MMR vaccination. My doctor recommended it for me this year at age 54. She said getting the vaccine again is safe even without doing a titer, but she did one anyway, and it showed I had NO detectable protection from the MMR shot I received when young.

I’m so tired of having a president that reports whatever he sees on Fox instead of having, I don’t know, a president that is “in the know” and defers to a team of competent intelligence experts. Our president should have better information than Joe Bob, MarkWayne, & Suzy Joleen living in MAGAville.

Grindr is going to be on life support