I wanted to find the Mr Dumass commercial from the early 2000s and never in 10Million years would I have remembered what it was actually advertising

Finally, a bit of GOOD #equestrian news! #HorseRacing #Thoroughbreds #OTTBs chronofhorse.com/en/article/T...

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

Everything about the $1.8 billion fund is ludicrous but don’t ignore the irony of blue states being forced to pay for bullshit “weaponization” claims as the government is being weaponized against them. Gift link:

The beauty of Pie with a middle parted Moe...

Louisville has non-partisan elections now bc the GOP supermajority in Frankfort thought they would have a better shot at winning when the D or R was removed... well the incumbent, a business friendly basic bitch(positive) Dem will face off vs a Dem Socialist with an incredible GOTV game. 🤣🤣🤣

Just over 2 weeks out from Kentucky Derby 2026, here's where to expect the runners next. 📸: Candice Chavez / Eclipse Sportswire

#Ivoted because I'm tired of this shit

I wish the whole country would do this.

The subject line I was going to use if no horses from the Derby entered the Preakness: Preakness Stakes: OOPS, All New Shooters This race has been a weirdo its entire existence & is beloved for that reason I know people want to move the date but I dont think it will 'help'

Post a meme made by you (This one literally comes up when you search 'horse racing' in gif albums. I made like, 10 of them in 2014)

Happy Friday, here's my cute corgi. #corgi

If only loser energy was an actual power source

PREAKNESS PREVIEW 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ Guests: Writer-filmmaker John Scheinman. Trainers Whit Beckman, Steve Asmussen & Brittany Russell. Jockey Sheldon Russell. Paddock Prince David Levitch. From Laurel Park on the @ronflatter.bsky.social Racing Pod. www.horseracingnation.com/news/Flatter...

What was a moment in world history where the book burners were the good guys

Preakness earns its reputation legitimately Great betting race this year Don't be surprised if another glass ceiling is shattered

Its only Tuesday

It has been prob 6 months since I last shopped at Trader Joe's and mannnn what a delight, from the fresh flower smells at the door to the paper bag full of goodies...

“Could you fucking NOT?!”

2011 was a great running and notably, those 1-2 finishers ran in the Derby too

Found my big chalk chunks from the panny and got to work a lil bit

My mom and my 1st horse, Jealous. They are both over the rainbow bridge now. Hug your loved ones today. Pictures aren't good enough. #HappyMothersDay

Happy to help! ❤️

While I'm sorry for the Preakness to not have Golden Tempo, I never assumed he'd go there. He just isn't a Preakness type runner. Closers have performed well (last year closers were 1-2) but GT is the kind who needs the entire stretch to get there... and the stretch is a bit shorter at Laurel

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NEW: College sports power brokers have been begging Congress for a federal takeover in the name of stability The feds did something similar to horse racing several years ago. It has not, in fact, brought stability. "...they’re in for a world of storms.” www.al.com/sec/2026/05/...

jules winnfield dot meme say data center one more time

This is FANTASTIC! Yall better listen to this great Derby recap!

#GoldenTempo #KentuckyDerby2026 #IPickedHim My only regret is not getting the button in my selfie yesterday

I almost face-planted in Adidas knock offs yesterday (stone sober) so glad I didn't waste my money ... they still look totally cool tho

You were right, girl

Vote for people who will fight for you. The other side does, and we see how that's going

Selling horse racing picks on Kentucky Derby week is always a fun time

Churchill may be off the turf tomorrow but by Saturday it will be 🤌

This time last year we had heavy rain and a limb fell out of my neighbor's tree, puncturing MY roof and causing a leak Last summer I had every tree on my perimeter trimmed back as far as legally possible (I aint tempting the tree law gods) I am listening to the heavy rain hit my roof tonight 😬

Oooffff Renegade worst post

I’m pretty proud of my Marilyn Monroe piece, where I tried to convey the fullness of someone’s pain and genius without reducing her to either. Here is the photo of her that I describe in the last paragraph. www.bookforum.com/print/3204/b...

Watching Rock N Roll High School and wondering what all I'm gonna have to explain to my nephew when he's old enough to watch it... like, characters swerve off the road to find a pay phone to call a radio station contest ... and he'll be like, 'radio contest'???

Still my Derby horse

More and more, I think the cultural piece that best reflects our time was that drama series 'Chernobyl' 'That couldn't happen here!' We scoffed as the people running the country took notes...

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle Titian

My corgi sitting in the porch, smoking her cigar... err chomping her biscuit #corgi

Andy Barr has another crazy ad on tv I hope he loses bc nobody who can say what he does with a straight face needs to be in government

I dont know how but we gotta do something

DERBYYYY SEASONNN

Not a Damn Thing wants to work for me today

Prediction markets are presented as real-time measures of probable outcomes driven by collective investment. Which is what horse racing odds are, and we don’t treat those as more than a novelty. Gift link: www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...

I could feel the vibes from Thunder in my living room This Derby is gonna rock, yall #Thunder #Louisville #KentuckyDerby