Hm. Still strange. This...new-fangled world.

It's very easy! Swap a few letters! Klark Cent! ...nevermind.

((Heh...

For a moment, the man hesitated, gazing upwards at the strange spider-woman creature, transfixed. His frame full of tension, building and building, until- 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞! The snap of a branch underfoot, seeming to snap the man out of his daze. "Oh, phootey! I for sure am lost, pretty spider lady!"

((I need to do my replies...

It is always much, much easier when no one is near. No eyes to fool. No facadés to maintain.

((Getting things started ☝

Heh. Ice cream. Heheh... Such bland tastes! Tobi has something better.

...hm. Curious. The nature energy is strong here.

"Oh, Matcha-san, you're feeling preeettttyyyy limp now!" ..... "MATCHA-SAN??"

"I can have MORE??" And the grip would only tighten, as tight as his voice was high. ...pretty damn high. "MATCHA-SAN IS SO KIND!! TOBI IS SO HAPPY!!"

Tobi is coming!! [Hasty steps follow the woman, his eye flitting this way and that, taking in the city. It was a strange place. The pathways made of some strange material, and.... What were those strange things whizzing past? Like carriages, but faster. Much, much faster.]

Hm. That's a good question. Is Matcha-san ceremonial?

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((TEEOEOOEOEOIFND HELOO

And then he called me Matcha-san…

((cracked myself up with Matcha-san. I need a moment

...heh.

Candy...? [A SQUEAL, and a hug, crushing the weird little green boy within his arms!] Tobi had his doubts before, but you're okay, Matcha-san! Tobi LOVES candy!

:D

Don't stare! Tobi is shy!

Hi, guys! This is Tobi and I'll rock your shit if you fuck with him. Everyone say hi!

Tobi doesn't think there's much to see there... Are you, perhaps, hungry? You look like someone who would be hungry-

Your gaze...is so very unsettling.

...I have never seen a green man in my life.

Lady...Vanda... [Slowly, the masked man got back onto his feet, his head tilted forward, as if loath to lose the touch in his hair... 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢.] Tobi is so glad to make such a valiant friend!

[Obito's mind was split in two. In the background was an empty scroll, words carving itself as the girl spoke them: Gotham, New Jersey, Metropolis, Central City. He had never heard of these nations. Truly, inexplicably, he had landed somewhere strange.]

Full of villains? Here? [Faux gasp, a hand going up to cover where his mouth would be, underneath the mask.] That is terrible! Tobi hates scary, evil people! [A rush forward, taking her hand in both of his, a single pleading eye gazing at her, teary and wide.]

[Ah. So, he was spotted. An eye over his shoulder, peeking back at the stranger. It was tempting to go out, kunai flying, but...a little information never hurt. In that case-] Edge lord? M-me? [The masked man would turn around a whirl, a comical finger pointing at himself.]

Hm. A land I haven't seen before. But, no matter. This land, too, must burn down. No sacrifice too great to see her again.

SOLOS.

RULES.

CREDITS.

ABOUT THE WRITER.

DEPICTION.

"𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙙...."