… [And what’s on the fourth day.]

[Giving him a firm pat on the shoulder.] Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.

When’s the last time you ever seen a snot wiping up snot—

YOOOOOO? [Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]

WHT THE HELL HAPPENED

?

Clearly, it’s for Beast Boy.

[A long… sigh as he runs a hand down his face.]

Note to self: Recalibrate Tower security on Monday. This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.

CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP MESSIN’ WITH MY SYSTEM?

I RESENT THIS STATEMENT.

[Shoots a look at the camera.] I think we better do a change-up on the sched this week. Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]

Crap. Time to vacate the Tower.

[Sniffs.]

[And this is how they let the day pass. Fan blowing directly in front of Cyborg to cool down the sweat. Sitting beside Kori as they watch another horror Didney remake where Pooh turns killer.]

[Reposts.]

[Sending a pic to the Titans GC.] - 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Yall see this? - 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Somethings up with superboy and bb lmao

I rest my case.

Kon. If you like the food I cook for you, you’ll learn to share. …Unless you want the veggie option Tofu Butt makes.

And who gave y’all the right to choose an entire fridge compartment? The kitchen’s a shared space!

[Slowly… closing his eyes, because he did not understand a thing he said.] Y’know what? Let’s go find your friend Eagly. And fast. Beast Boy, you’re on Eagly Watch.

Man, where do you come up with this stuff…

Yep. [He folds his arms across his chest, holding his ground next to a wide-eyed Beast Boy.] Which is why this is the part where you introduce yourself. Do you usually make a habit of trespassing from the sky?

[Shifting his gaze over to Kon shooting his mouth off in the background.] I’ll allow it.

Thaaaaat’s another one in favour.

Fine. [Relenting, he opens the window, and stretches out a palm to @the-vindicator.bsky.social.]

Wasn’t planning to.

Look here, dude. @the-vindicator.bsky.social We don’t know you, but that’s a pretty high drop down there and none of us want to know how that turns out if you make a wrong step. So who are you and what do you need?

[T-Tower:] Security systems compromised. Unknown user within premises. [Rushing out of his room, almost tripping over his sweatpants as he struggles to pull them up.]

[The moment Gar was gone, Vic makes a minor adjustment to the Tower communications system. No more Siri asks. For Gar. For now.]

Mmmmsure. Why don’t you go ahead and do whatever you need to do and I’ll proceed with the 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴?

The Titans Tower’s got one of the finest systems known to the next few states, and you’re using her for some goddamn autocorrect?

"This flower is for you! I hope it makes you happy!" #WutheringWavesRP #WuWaRP #MVRP

Atta babe.

/ WOW?????

"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"

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Anything happens, and the only thing we do is:

First one jumpin’ outta the couch is taking all of next week’s laundry duties.

[Whistles appreciatively at the monitors, the cameras doing an eagle-eyed view over the newly-renovated training grounds.] That’s a beaut.

Thunder Thighs. ‘Nuff said.