Anything happens, and the only thing we do is:

First one jumpin’ outta the couch is taking all of next week’s laundry duties.

[Whistles appreciatively at the monitors, the cameras doing an eagle-eyed view over the newly-renovated training grounds.] That’s a beaut.

Thunder Thighs. ‘Nuff said.

...You know what? Yes.

Blast him to some demon dimension, Raven. You can do it.

A strapping young lady.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩.

[He’s in-between workout sets, but even then he responds quickly enough when he sees the notif.] [TXT:] AAAdick - you know i will ;) - bring back dinner - whatever you’re up for, idc, i trust in your taste.

/ squints vicdick the type to work out tgt fr.

"Fire, Water, Earth, Air... I mean... I can technically control them all but... some better than others certainly. You can't just instantly be a master in all four. It takes time... and effort."

Awshit.

✋😃

Juuuust me, myself, and I. Phew, been a while since we’ve had some PEACE around here.

[A long while after they’re all gone, Vic emerges from his room, water bottle in hand and a towel slung over his shoulder. And when he spots the little post-it note in the kitchen as he’s making a quick pre-workout, he shoots Dick a text.] [TXT:] AAAdick - have fun yall dont come back too soon

[T-Tower:] Unauthorized access detected. Security protocols engaged.

[Peacefully asleep (or artificially so) in his room, large bulky connectors emitting a low hum from a large machine to his body as he recharges.]

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥. 𝐆𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ quill.blue

Oh, don’t even worry about that. You’ll get in touch with your contact to find out where we’re all gonna stay?

/ so…. what if the beach swallows the titans up or sumn thank u for ur consideration

[Mutters to @robinthefirst.bsky.social.] So much for the remote beach idea… Happy Harbor, then?

Hey, uh. What the fuck?

[Planting a playfully firm hand on his shoulder.] And who says the devices here wanna be left alone with you? You’re coming whether you like it or not.

Know what? I take it back. Maybe we 𝘤𝘢𝘯 leave him.

[Has an eye-opening realization that Gar would end up being all alone in the Tower…] Oh, 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨.

Just… don’t be late, Wally.

We’re all supposed to be on vacation. That includes his babysitters.

Nice. That’s the vote.

…Maybe we should just send BB over to the next island where we can’t see ‘im. All in favour? [Raises hand.]

Now, isn’t this meta af.

Titans jet2 holiday episode!!!

None of y’all have naming privileges anymore.

Nothing will beat it!

Jet2?

How about... The JetT?

Man, you gotta stop tempting fate like that. The last time you did, we got Cinder Block AND Control Freak up our asses at the movies.

Without MY permission? That’s a new low.

Look at you, all in a good mood.

Don’t tell me… IS MY BABY STILL IN THE TOWER?

And what’s this about the T-Car, grass stain?

ɪꜰ ᴏɴʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ —- 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 ˳ᐟ ˳ᐟ