Wait. This dude is clowning on Batman. Go off, king!

Just give me a call if you want me to handle him, then.

You sure?

Guys, I know how to become a criminal. (Pushes over a fruit cart)

Point him out. I'll beat him up for you!

What happened, sweetie?

Why are all these new guys mid? It's disappointing.

"Hm? Oh yeah no. That's fine. He just looks kind of pompous."

"Eh, I've seen better."

Why is this case an exception?

I thought cursing was a sin. 🤨

"Oh my god. I knew priests were gay but not this openly."

SLIDING THE FUCK OVER- "Who? Babe, you gotta point him out-"

//bites it

Ahem. Shows off a whole bare leg.

Because slut shamers are usually whiny little bitches who are so sex repressed that they think calling people things like whore or tramp is funny. Or they're misogynistic children.

I wanna meet a slut shamer.

Sup, bitches! I heard we're slut shaming?

"Wassup, bitches? Ya girl is here!" She's walking up on #Grillverine with a ton of meat and sauces.

"It's okay to admit you're wrong. It's also hilarious that you didn't notice the parade first."

Holds her hand anyway. "Sweetie... I'm straight."

"I'm going to hold your hand when I say this..."

Nah, I can't be too mean.~

I demand kisses.

(Innocent smile) Okay, I'm done picking on you now.

That's right. You're my good inky boy.

(Hands on his cheeks) Who's my good inky boy?

Cute little inky Maxy.~

That's adorable.

You threatening me, Maxy?

I deserve kisses.

🗣 Ink-

Every time he says something sweet to me, I almost forgive him for liking spam.

You're so cute when you threaten me.♡

A man with good aim.

You know who's super hot? Robin Hood.

"I just wanted a bite of apple."

//woah, wait a minute. Time to put some pierrot back into it. Just because someone can't see it doesn't mean they weren't being insulted. You were talking behind their back SPECIFICALLY because they couldn't see it and then admitted to stalking their account when you said "I can still see you".

. Takes one apple. Slowly gives the plate back.

Staring. Taking the plate.

Sloooowly yoinking-

"Still a bitchin' outfit, though. The outfit you got on now? Totes giving queen vibes."

"Your style just changed since then. That's all."

"Girl what the fuck? I'd totally rock that!"

Inhale- "I wanna see the outfit."

You leave me no choice. (Puppy eyes)

Please? I promise not to tell!

I wanna see?

"Considering I would look good no matter what?"

"I mean, why not?"