I'm always a sucker for a new Forza Horizon game. Not a car game dude but I've played them since 4.

America's getting ready for another Smash N' Grab.

Every time I see a Washington Post Opinion video doing the rounds, I assume @davejorgenson.bsky.social becomes Bill De Blasio from this Onion classic. theonion.com/de-blasio-we...

I repeat: THE PITT is saving television. And not in the flippant, "I just really like it" way. THE PITT has a full writers room, full crew, full seasons and is wildly popular. It's the type of TV that execs thought was dead, and, most importantly, it's the type of TV viewers will always crave.

lol. lmao even.

You can’t just publish random words like this. This isn’t how language works.

I don't think it's fair to other comedians that he gets to have creative control over both Infowars and the Washington Post's Opinion section.

My dark humour went to "Wouldn't it be something if sexism ended up causing an outbreak?" but it's actually somehow stupider because this was *an onboard doctor* on the hantavirus ship. She got told it's all in your head *ON THE PLAGUE SHIP.*

Rewatching Iron Man 2. I understand many think it's not that great. But turns out I've forgotten it has both an Elon Musk and a Larry Ellison cameo. So it's actually worse than you remember.

I continue to be flabbergasted that other (non-insane) governments aren't making similar changes. The Canadian government won't shut up about how important "digital sovereignty" is, and then it pours resources into posting everything to Twitter and Facebook.

The New York Times never needed AI to hallucinate facts about Canada. OGs remember C-Day…

This was bound to happen. Too much bad was occuring in the world, including the AI component crunch, for this not to be inevitable.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

One of the first things I thought of following the first Odyssey accent comments was how everyone in "Chernobyl" has a bunch of accents except the ones they would have.

The DLSS5 memes are funny but in action the new StarFox looks decent to great.

Huh, maybe having a tariff on Canadian potash is a bad idea or something…

Let’s remember Ted Turner as he would have wanted to be remembered.

I see Robert Pattinson's having fun.

Just finished Pragmata. Absolutely stellar game. The story is ok, if still very affecting. But the gameplay stays fun, fresh, fast and challenging, without becoming enraging,. until the very end. An impressive balancing act.

Montreal Canadiens (2026)

I'd argue that unfucking US farms fucked by fuel costs due to Iran, potash tariffs against Canada and others, trade hostility causing an Anything-But-US sentiment and the death of USAID as a purchaser are good for all Americans and a sellable message to rural America.

Citing high fuel prices and “The Smoke Monster,” Oceanic Airlines shuts down.

Just finished seeing The Seoul Guardians, a harrowing moment-by-moment look at the declaration and revocation of Martial Law in South Korea. It feels like a potent warning and guide for the defense of democracy at the brink.

OMG RJ!!!!!!!!!

I've tolerated more than I should from Amazon. If this comes to fruition, I'm yeeting both Prime and the bundle I get it in.

Donald Trump decides to study and review inflicting further damage to US military prep-positioning, transport and logistics

George is doing the only Fed Posting that won’t get you into trouble. Yet.

A small mercy for Pierre is that he gets to safely be Opposition Leader for a couple of years rather than lose in a general election because Carney somehow pulls off Redberta.

LOL. Not the King of Canada doing a ”Burning Down The White House“ joke.

The only RETVRN I care to return too. Because we never left it.

*states directly into America's 250 year old soul*

Oh, GOOD LUCK on that front, Your Honour.

I have to assume this is the mental justification he must do every single time John Oliver wins an Emmy.

BREAKING: The United Arab Emirates has said it has quit OPEC and OPEC+, dealing a heavy blow to the oil-exporting groups after the US-Israel war on Iran triggered a historic energy shock.

Ah, the trademark American Courage of waiting it out and hoping you make it to the other side.

"We could sit down this afternoon and hammer the whole thing out over the course of 10 days if the U.S. side — which has other things to do, I acknowledge that — had the bandwidth and the inclination to go through it." "Which has other things to do" is ice cold. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Was this headline supposed to be Jeopardy question?

That's... Not great.

Gotta get Americans to find that happy medium between voting in November and hoping for the best vs Naruto-rushing the Secret Service on the wrong floor of a hotel. Until you guys get there, it's going to be a long 2 1/2 years for everyone on this planet.

Ok. That's good. The Post sucks but they knew what they had when they learned he was a game dev.

The folks that double-tap schools abroad, threaten the sovereignty of allies, kidnaps people within its own country, and also, y'know, QAnon, is asking why is the left doing all this radicalization.

This is worth a read. He overstayed his visa 20 years ago, got ratted out by a friend’s wife and was complying with ICE by wearing a monitor that malfunctioned (bad cell service). Both that monitor and his prison are owned by GEO Group.

Been playing Pragmata. Fun, punchy combat with surprisingly brisk maneuverability (despite being, you know, an astronaut with a child on your back). Vibes wise, it feels like Control's distant sci-fi cousin, with AI taking the place of the supernatural.

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

CNN dusting off their CD of Now That's What I Call The Buildup To The Iraq War.

If I understand correctly, the argument appears to be that the President of the United States should become a hermit and only ever hold or attend events inside of his own residence.

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

The WHCA being headed by a CBS News Correspondent feels too apt. Like, c'mon.

Good news, it appears Comedy has been swiftly made legal again.

After a lovely evening, let me see what is up on Blue Sky and the fun snark around the Correspondents Dinner. Ah, I see it's a Level 1 Comedy Cancellation. Let's see in a few hours if Comedy is legal again.