Hey There Sunshine by Little Big Town. It’s going to win every award out there. Seriously.

Which Texan wrote that auctioneer sketch last week on SNL???

Accusations are confessions. If nothing else, it’s proof that the accuser’s mind works that way.

I’m ready for Dorit to take a pause from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She needs a minute to regroup. #bravo #rhobh

Mystique Summers is not, in fact, from Chicago. That cracks me up. #dragrace

It’s really getting embarrassing to be a fan of Texas Tech. 😔 It’s important to know that the students and faculty are not in favor of the administration’s policies.

We just don’t align our construction projects to the solstice like we used to.

It baffles me that some people are more bothered about being called racist than they are about the fact that they are racist.

I’m the worst

I’m getting drunk and not going to class in the morning. It’s kind of stupid, but it’s happening

It is so wild to me that Boz is such an intelligent and worldly woman and treats Amanda like a child. I just wish they could see that they’re the only two sane people on the show. #rhobh #bravo

Boz needs to lighten the fuck up on Amanda. It’s crazy. #rhobh #bravo

Dorit is still the worst. #rhobh #bravo

This week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was so good. #rhobh #bravo

If people don't like you, that's ok. If dogs don't like you, then it's time for some self-reflection.

Cartoon by @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social

The first episode of the Beverly Hills reunion was genuinely frustrating because Dorit, Boz, and Rachel refuse to give an inch… but they are just wrong a lot. #rhobh #bravo

I hope Real Housewives of Beverly Hills doesn’t get rid of Amanda. I hated her at first, but she and Boz are the only two sane people on the show. #bravo #rhobh

I couldn’t find any dick so I got chipotle instead.

I swear. Every app for meeting someone is just bots and people asking for money.

Maybe instead of bringing in psychics, real housewives of Beverly Hills should bring in therapists.

The people at the top (of normal life, not the Epstein class) are invariably very kind to the people at the bottom. It’s the people in the middle who are assholes.

This season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been the same argument over and over in different locations. Can’t wait for the reunion. #rhobh #bravo

I could have sworn Tim Curry died. Who am I thinking of?! (Not Alan Rickman… it’s someone else…)

I am not dealing with my grandfather’s death very well.

Sometimes I think it’s not that hard to be a decent human being, but then I look around and see how the people around me act and I have to come to the conclusion that it must be difficult for most people.

Don’t make someone else’s pain about you.

When you tell someone that someone you love, died, you shouldn’t have to comfort that other person. They should comfort you. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

I am not ugly enough for guys on Grindr to be asking me how much I would pay to fuck with them.

Here’s the thing. I know I’m not ugly. So when I send face pics to guys who block me… I’m genuinely baffled.

I don’t know how to be friends with someone without fucking. I should probably consult a therapist.

americans only save the world in movies

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

The elites don’t know how to spell either. #epsteinfiles

well let’s see how much I can get done before I just need to sit down in the shower and cry

Imagine massive protests in the streets...

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Dorit: “Boz has supported me more than the rest of you put together!” Dorit 5 minutes later: “I thought I could count on Erika! This really hurts!” #rhobh #bravo

Don’t hurt people who are already hurting.

I keep trying to train my YouTube algorithm not to suggest AI slop… but so many of those videos are lists of interesting information that I want to hear about.

Am I the only one who hears about how the dinosaurs within 180 km of the impact were “instantly vaporized” by the asteroid and thinks, “Oh that’s the way to go”?

I really hate when people are blatantly manipulated, but they stubbornly refuse to acknowledge it.

The Blake Lively hate annoys me because she literally showed everyone that there was a smear campaign… and people would just rather believe the smear.

This town is so inbred that DNA evidence just widens the list of potential suspects.

I probably sound crazy to some people, but I drew tarot cards on Sunday for each day this week… and they warned me that my grandfather would die today. That’s extremely comforting to me.

My grandfather passed this morning. He was so ready to go. I’m happy for him.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

We are the universe. This is what happens when a universe has a mental illness.

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files