SNL this week was… interesting?

This year’s Oscars might actually be fun to watch. All the movies are so good. Well… there’s one that can eff off. I call that one the F1.

I really hope it happens today. March 15. For the poetry of it all.

I’m so tired of random hook ups. I’m tired of the bullshit. I’m a goddamn catch. I’m not sure why no one else can see that. Oh. I just convinced myself to go to therapy again.

Ugh. My parents are watching the Melania movie. 🤢🤮

“Born from the top of a ladder” is actually a really good little phrase. #rupaulsdragrace

Why am I on Amanda’s side??? I don’t like her. But she’s in the right. She makes the healthy decision almost all the time. lol but healthy doesn’t make great TV. #rhobh

Amanda has no poker face. #rhobh

These women have no healthy relationships. #rhobh

I don’t like Amanda, but I am glad she’s on the show. #rhobh

People who think Amanda and Rachel’s dresses looked the same… are crazy.

Just a reminder that when gas prices go up, the cost to deliver your DoorDash and GrubHub and Instacart goes up. Often times, the tips do not. Those who were struggling before are struggling more now.

Gas prices are about to make DoorDash much less profitable for me. And I was barely able to make my payments before. :-/ not sure what I’ll do

Don’t forget that Brigham Young was a predator who married at least 5 children.

Tonight… I painted and it was not good

It is not easy to get to know me. I keep everyone at arms length. But I hope for someone who is willing to break through all the bullshit.

Her name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. Her initials are KLAN. Seriously.

I am not good at acquiring a job, but I am very good at DOING my job.

I have to compete clinical hours for my certification, and I’m kind of having a panic attack about finding a site to work at.

6 players in double figures. I live. #texastech #cbb

That was insane. I love being a red raider.

It takes a special kind of person to feel like you’ve been persecuted when your team is up by 14. That special kind of person is called a Texas Tech fan

Iowa State is my favorite fan base in the Big 12, by the way. Besides Tech. We have a weird kinship

Hilton Magic is just cheating. But it is worth noting that Texas Tech won our first conference championship on this floor in 2019.

Four of our five starting players have four personal fouls. There’s some bullshit going on up in Iowa right now. #Texastech

This is ridiculous. They are letting Iowa State climb it back into this game on the free-throw line. They do not deserve these points.

If I could have one superpower, it would be to know where the closest bathroom is to me at all times.

Christian Anderson is going to have so many bruises tomorrow. #texastech #ttu #wreckem

Can you imagine going on a date with someone who works for ICE? lol they can’t either. It’s never happened

So tired.

Let’s normalize showing up at locations where you have lived in the past because you really need to take a shit.

I just shat my pants in public while I was video calling my ex boyfriend. That just happened to me. I’m invincible now motherfuckers.

We are going to ignore. We are going to ignore really fucking hard.

I fucking hate shitting my pants in public.

Listen. I’ll forgive Marjorie Taylor Greene if it means we get to k*ll the pedophiles.

Seeing the Lady Raiders doing so well makes me so happy. #wreckem. #texastech

Kim Mulkey refusing to let Britney Griner’s jersey be retired was petty in the worst way. And I’m usually a petty fan. But that was just 🙄

10 PM basketball games should be illegal. #wreckem

Straight white men can’t handle not being the target audience.

If I went to Hogwarts, I’d blow their minds by using a ball point pen. A good Bic is better than magic.

Dear referees, sometimes when JT Toppin shoots the ball, he does, in fact, get fouled.

All these women saying “you can’t control how people treat you” to Amanda and *immediately* turning around and telling her how she should act…. Peak hypocrisy. (Still don’t like Amanda though) #rhobh #bravo

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Rankings: 1. Erika 2. Kyle 3. Boz 4. Rachel 5. Sutton 6. Dorit 7. Amanda #rhobh

I like Rachel Zoe, but I don’t want her on team Dorit. I also like Boz, and I don’t care if she’s on Dorit’s side. #rhobh

Leaving a dinner party when you’re upset *is* setting a boundary. Informing others that you don’t like how they spoke to you *is* setting a boundary. I don’t like Amanda but she’s not wrong about that. #rhobh

I don’t like Amanda, but Dorit is so wrong all the time. #rhobh

I would like to think that if the media covered the details of the Epstein files honestly… people would riot and heads would literally roll. I would really really love to believe that.

I don’t know what to believe about all the Epstein files stuff. I can’t handle going through them myself. So much of it is so outrageous that I can’t tell if it is made up or what. I might sound naïve, but it’s too overwhelming.

I wrote this poem at my lowest point, the first time I looked up again. I long for the day when emptiness breaks free into fillableness. For even though I will still have nothing, knowing that something could be is more than I have now. And not long ago, I couldn’t even imagine the longing.

The only thing missing from Dungeon Crawler Carl is some gay. Not enough gay.