@planetmenace.com Explain to me like a child why the new 3 that's coming out is bad so I don't rush in to just buying this if I don't need to.

My boy, Jaws, never did anything wrong. Yeah, sure, he worked for some super villains and yeah he killed some people. But a guy that tall, with teeth like that, what were his career options, work for Vince McMahon? He chose the path of less evil and should not be punished for it.

The thing I love about Piano Man is it's a song about the people directly in front of him at the bar and how sad their lives are, sung directly to those same people and their response is "Here's some money, crank that shit up, Piano Man!"

Thank you @perkypugs.com #worldofwarcraft #FriendshipVoidwing

I think its a good sign of a normal and functioning society that almost all of my commercials are: Prescription Drugs. Lawyers. Online Gambling.

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!” Quoth the Raven “What about me, what about Raven?”

Can games with loot boxes be problematic? Sure. Is gambling addiction real? Absolutely! But if I have to see this fucking commercial one more time, especially when its sandwiched in between 4 other commercials all for different online casinos, I'm going to lose my shit.

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

Watching Twisters and I can't believe they didn't bring back the twister from the first movie. So disrespectful.

@gamesdonequick.com quick.com spent a strong 5 minutes creating this. I'm sure @theyetee.com yetee.com can come up with something better for the final poster. #SGDQ2025

Do you ever feel Like a plastic bag Floating in the wind In the middle of a Sharknado Also its on fire Everything is on fire There is so much fire Now the sharks have guns How are they shooting the guns Sharks don't have hands

shell raiser

Ok hear me out, Persona Dancing All Night but its Yakuza/Like a Dragon

After 27 hours my creation is finished, an evergreen picture for all to use

I miss when the only American Nightmares I had to keep track of were Alan Wake and Cody Rhodes.

"when they go low, we go high" I whisper to the corpse next to me in the mass grave

If I start playing now, can I make it through the entire mainline Kingdom Hearts series before the collapse of society?

Staying here mentally for the foreseeable future www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YY...

We are so back (send help)

RIP you brilliant mad man

Only one spirit last night. According to Past, I drove Present to quit, and Future to take its own afterlife which I didn't know was a thing spirits could do.

Giving the Hotel California a terrible yelp review.

The complete and total loss of our collective future is a bummer but I can't say it's not liberating. Like what're you gonna do, save up for a house? lmao just buy a pinball machine or something, who gives a shit.

"What kind of sicko's would be happy that a person they don't even know died?" The remaining Insurance CEOs:

Seems like Happy Hondadays comes earlier every year.

In the true spirit of black friday it's time for me to make some very poor financial decisions.

Obsessive urge to buy gundam models rising.

Is this ear pain and jaw popping a ENT issue? A dental issue? Perhaps even a chiro issue? HAHA, it doesnt matter! I have american health care, I ain't seeing any of those!

I always thought I'd be like Slim Pickens riding the bomb but recent events have made me realize I'm Steve Buscemi from the end of Armageddon.

It feels like we're on a bus ride and there is a bridge out ahead. The bus is not out of control, it's going the speed limit, the brakes work, there are multiple roads it can turn off on but the bus driver says this is the way I'm suppose to be driving and the route I'm suppose to take.

Despite all my time at the junction I don't remember conjunctions function.

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back

Fire up the speakers for your election playlist

Its reckoning day and since this isn't the bad place I don't need to tell you Trump Bad so go vote so we can do it again in 4 years.

I haven't seen the spooky Geico ad once and the month is almost over. It's time we sit down and seriously discuss the War on Halloween. We should have stamped this down at the rise of trunk or treat and I fear it may be too late now.

Secret Panel HERE 😌 tapas.io/episode/741428

In the dying days of the bird app I finally have a tweet blowing up. "I should go look up and see if our comic is still for sale" Publisher ‏ : ‎ Porch Time Productions; First Edition (October 18, 2016)

Take a moment, relax your shoulders, hydrate, take your meds, stretch, keep the fires lit as a beacon for the old gods.

Let's see AI draw something this good.

After seeing the Inside Out 2 trailer. This is my Anxiety and Anger battling. All the other emotions have been knocked out.

New year, new me? Screw that. New year, old me. Old me was awesome, bit of an asshole, probably need to work on that, but at least he had a functioning human body and could exist around people.

Two observations after finally watching Clerks 3 1. MOVIE TOO REAL 2. I do not remember a damn thing about Clerks 2. I'm just gonna go be sad now...