"If buying isnt owning, then piracy isnt stealing"

They say "fake it til you make it" without acknowledging the many times someone faked it and breaked it.

A fortnight is exactly equal to a fortday if it's the fortquinox, of which the two are fortnal and fortumnal. Remember to change clocks a forthour on fortlight-savings.

> Declare US cities crime zones > Crime is low according to trends > Federal troops enter a city > They do nothing to change crime stats > Dear Leader claims victory for the security of major cities > Dear Leader pretend-wins by lying about the situation and then claiming credit for the already-true

Why did Caesar get stabbed, again? Something about bringing rhe military to the capitol?

living dying & missing in 4th reich amerikkka

I wish I knew as much about a person I meet for the first time as a dog who smells a human's hand

I'm getting tired of hearing about the release of the Epstein files. Just do it already.

Colbert is showing what these last months will be like when he a) doesn't have to give a fuck about what CBS thinks anymore b) is auditioning for a new job & c) has no need to work for anyone else ever again

For the record: this is my favorite musical composition:

The new Superman is still a straight white cis guy and somehow it's still too woke, despite having the exact same background and values since the early 1900s. Wtf are these people even talking about anymore?

I think the translation of the last challenge's name in Squid Game 3 didn't come thru. I'd call it "King of the Mountain." I didn't grow up in Korea, so I don't know if they had another way to describe it. The show manifested that game well in my eyes. Good, simple, conclusionary game.

Why are there still good usernames left on Reddit? I thought yall would've exhausted anything clever by now.

PLEASE SHARE! Military members can call the GI Rights Hotline if they need resources to understand their rights and responsibilities.

The best defense against the ongoing AI phantasmagoria is to verify the source. Would I lie to you?

Super smart statesman /s POTUS aka Don Wrong is NOT the leader of this system. 'tis a parasite, siphoning the stomach and digging into the ear like a yeerk. This spell needs a magic cure, and we're mortar&pestle grinding our hopes and gains.

ABC7 just cut away from the Trump parade to cover LA, because the tear gas just went out.

I don't correct my typos anymore on the internet because that let's people know your not a bot

People fly confederate flags to show their pride in the 1800s history of the southern US despite losing the war then see a Mexican flag in Los Angeles and go "How fuckin dare you"

The pronoun they're most scared of is "we"

Some LLM AI users have expressed their comfort in responses that don't criticize or belittle the user for asking. Imagine if we all had a confidant that would just answer our questions, and not belittle the people who don't know something, bc we've all not known something.

My young adulthood has only been a failure because I didn't want to peak early

State of the Union

Too bad you didn't staff your company with poets. We could've automated this company 12 years ago.

Conspiracy theory me wants to believe that it's not Trump who's getting bought and charmed. "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." -- Sun Tzu "[Bush W] talks like he's talking to someone who's stupid, which means we're stupid." -- Jon Stewart "......" --Mitch McConnell

That Qatari jet to Trump allows an unprecedented vulnerability to our national security via mics until you realize that his stream-of-consciousness is unfiltered anyway. It may be a strategy in the post-privacy age to abandon shame. In some ways, I want to. But sans remorse may be psychopathy.

The creative process with AI

With AI, the lies are getting better. What they don't mention are the academic ways that our truths will also get better. Like with any new capabilities: humans gonna human, but HARDER.

We now have ranges of dates MAGA Trump meant: 1870-1913. Post slavery and pre WW1. They are emphasizing a return to the Gifled Age. Times of fiscal manipulation (Panics of 18XXs (crypto now)). Isolation and/or militarism? Wild West. Fine. How wild can you endure? apnews.com/article/trum...

Please help with a fuzzy recollection (and also evidence). Somewhere I heard a quote from a Russian official as the First Cold War was ending in our 1990s: "We have a secret weapon: we're going to be your friends." [Mil-industry complex: "...."] Have we invested in the wrong ways to fight?

Maybe you mean something else, but this combination raises a red flag for me

Broke up with my therapist today. Sounds like a punchline for a joke but really we tried for a few months and felt like we were forcing the connection. Somehow we understood each other yet different wavelengths. I also fired my therapist today because as a business he just didn't deliver.

Merry Zombie Jesus Day

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They're eating the money of the people that live there

It's outrageous that these islands could take advantage of us while they enjoy a GDP of 0 currency units (USD0)

The democrats seem suspiciously impotent. Maybe it's because the only real party in the US is the capitalist party, and they create a red/blue team about to for the illusion of choice.

Anybody else been getting the feeling--if only temporary--that they have no clue what the next few weeks hold? And of course, it's always been philosophically you never know how even the day will finish, but we still made plans to at least intend a goal. This is not even knowing what to guess.

Makes much more sense

A veteran gives a sobering assessment of what this country has done with the sacrifices made to it by countless veterans in our relatively short history.