Here’s to 2026

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes

A good reminder that danmei might be really cool in the surface, but it's absolute hell for the authors.

I keep getting the urge to cuddle up in bed with a book, but the book I want to cuddle up with is my current WIP and therefore not written yet. Choosing to take this as a good sign.

Pretty proud of my jack-o-lantern this year!

I had no idea my favourite Harlequin book was turned into a movie. How do I find it?

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

Bring back the Pizza Hut lunch buffet!

Wait, are we rapturing on Tuesday? That's my dad's birthday, but if we're rapturing I'm not going to plan anything

In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.

I can remember the birthday of the boy. I had a crush on in second grade, but I can't remember the name of the neighbor lady that I keep cutting the lawn for. What kind of millennial brain bullshit is this?

The fact that Tim Hortons discontinued the cheese croissant just to introduce a second PLAIN CROISSANT is a goddamn hate crime

Addressed a query to a tomato today. #yolo #querylife #queryingwriters

Can't believe the NYT put the Mini behind a paywall. What did I do to deserve this

Oh my God

Remember, a first draft's only job is to exist

Found my signed @kelleyarmstrong.bsky.social book! 😎🍀

I'd like to discuss this timeline with the Time Variance Authority, please.

being behind on my reading goal for the year is making me upsetti spaghetti

Wait, they remade Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead?

a concept: bidding on AMAs with agents you've subbed to in the @litagentsofchange.bsky.social auction just so you can awkwardly ask them questions about how much they like your book

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

ooooooh found an auto-buy

<Neutrality helps the opresor>

I almost walked right into Christopher Walken in a breakfast buffet line.

This is how. Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.

@printrunpodcast.bsky.social will we ever get more To Loon it May Concern?

Happy Pride I'm going to rank my queer romance books on their cishet representation 🌈🧵

fyi, my twins are taking turns sticking their hands in each other's mouths

Every time someone I know irl reads my book, they say, "I was so surprised at how actually good it was!" Still trying to figure out if this is a compliment.

Last night, Twin A was being a bit fussy so I was giving her extra snuggles and she puked on my boob, so I was admonishing her and telling her that it's rude puke on Mommy and she full on giggled at me. Her very first laugh was cackling at the fact that she puked on my boob.

Honestly, my three-month-old twins have the right of it. All a girl really needs is a clean bum, a fresh onesie, a swaddle, and a soother.

he mad

Nothing surprising here. Only a little embarrassed that people in Victoria listen like me because they like Blue Rodeo and fucking brown noise. 😂

"Once the deadline gets above my titties, then I have to start writing." -- @authormsbev.bsky.social

Nisha Sharma, Adrianna Herrera and Sarah MacLean are sitting behind me right now and I'm having a lot of feelings about it

Perhaps I should have expected this, but a side effect of potty training I wasn't prepared for was my toddler clapping and yelling, "Yay, Mama pee!" whenever I go to the bathroom.