With a pod this good it might as well be ALL of our birthdays!

You're telling me a Mont licked these and associates? (Y'all ignore this one)

Tweaked my ankle and hurt my knee by dancing with my daughter in the kitchen. So now I've made her childhood better but hurt my potential gym gains! Life truly is a beautiful nightmare. 💪🥲

Listen, and given my reputation you'll think I forced this, but I promise I didn't. But every night before going to bed my son requests we watch Frosty the Snowman. We have watched it every night for like 2 weeks. This is the dream.

How much do you think the Star Trek Collector booster boxes are gonna go for? 8,000? 400? 20?

I'm almost at a point where I feel hot l, as in attractive, majority of the time now. That's wild. What happens if I hit 100%? Do I unlock something? Does something gross happen?

You wanna see three decks that can easily go infinite simply not!? Watch the frustration! Feeeeeeel the frustration!

You know that shit has really reached new lows when I'm genuinely thinking about playing League of Legends again 😭

We’re just innocent men

Let's goooooooo! I hope I remember to bring a deck and don't just leave food crumbs on a playmat and pretend

One of these days I'll make a deck that goes wide enough to justify running Distant Melody or Harmonized Crescendo But today certainly isn't that day

So I got smack dabbed with a cold on Sunday but still decided to go to the gym the last two days like an actual clown and it's finally caught up with me. Skipping today! I'm sick so my brain is going to yell at me for not going to the gym, but my bad brain is the exact reason I must rest! Duality😩

Wanna see what Old Lorwyn had to offer!? Wanna see me squander that offering!? Yeehaw!

Last weekend I got to be King Viktor of a fantasy ball where I was a sex crazed schmoozer. So let me know whatever kinda funny response you have to that news 👑💩

Prerelease for Lorwyn Eclipsed was so interesting because nothing I did ever felt strong. Everything felt incredibly fair and my deck never felt like it was "going off" in any game I did, but I went 5-1-1 and the games I won I 2-0'd so like ... The deck was good, obviously. Anybody else?

Did you know Ammit Eternal is just a Rhystic Study in your Auntie Ool deck 🤔?

So my idiot dumbass was like "Oh man, I only barely beat my old 5k record because I did 31:14 last time 😭" only to find out my clown self's previous record was actually 31:41. So yeah, 31:13! New Record 💪💪💪

SOGGULS SGURD YADSENDEW

Viewer submitted, never acquitted 💪 come watch me Mardu the most (maybe)!

Forgot a hair tie for the gym today so we'll see how nightmarish it makes things. Hair looks GOOD today though 💪

Stuck in my bathroom for a tornado warning. Y'all need anything???

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't know how anybody was ever able to work out before Kpop was invented 🤷‍♂️

The way I would MOST like to talk about the current administration and events going on would be inadvisable on this platform (and most others) But what the actual hot dogged fuck is wrong with this country? Boy howdy hell in a hand basket 😮‍💨

Silly new episode today. Mostly just goofin' on fools. youtu.be/0DdZ5i6bhio?...

PREDH!? In this economy? Hope y'all like Omen Machine

For my FASHION folks. What are we thinking for Lorwyn Prerelease? Give me some nice outfit ideas. I was kinda thinking of starting the prerelease in bright pastels and about halfway through changing out of those clothes into a dark moody outfit. Is this a good goof? would people get it? 🤔

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Are there any Tactical rpgs with job systems where I don't have to grind out in jobs I don't care about to unlock new jobs? I just want to start as the class I think is coolest and then do weird multi job stuff after!

We’re just normal men

Hot damn if this set is going to be cloning stuff or making copy tokens this could very well be Magic's best set. Now we just need some mill 😏

A photograph from our improv rehearsal today where I was an Uber driver to the Upside Down

A Mario Party Roguelike 🤔

Man it's crazy to feel comfortable enough with myself and my life to like, not have any resolutions. I'm happy with my pace. Could I do more? Sure. At the expense of what though? Nothing worth giving up. I live and breath but the once. Let's share the air. Xoxo - Gossip Girl

So I've finally gotten around to playing Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles and I have two mains things to say. 1. This game is like, hard? This is a tough game, I'm kinda shocked at how difficult I'm finding it so early. 2. I cannot stop thinking about playing this game.

So one thing I've been doing since the kids started going to school is called "Operation Trophy Husband" where after I drop the kids off I just go to the gym and do some weights and cardio stuff. So this is the difference from June to now. Lost like 25 pounds, so that's pretty neat! Happy new year!

I think it is truly a testament to design that out of most of the brews I've come up with in the last 2 years, majority of them have been Doctor Who. That set (which was just a set of commander precons btw) goes SO DAMN HARD in the wonk zone it's incredible.

WOAH! NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS EPISODE! I'm trying to show off weird cards printed from this last year, so come check it out! (Also submit decks for our fan episode please please please please please please!)

Did y'all know they have a white border Spanish Mesmeric Orb? So if any of y'all wanted to get me a late Christmas present... www.tcgplayer.com/product/2784...

We’re just innocent men

Now that I'm done being preoccupied by doing Christmas shit, what y'all want for the end of the year? Y'all want some wrap up stuff? Review stuff? Favorites/least favorites? Anything you comment in here I'll make a video about, that's a horrible promise.

New 5K personal record! From 32:09 to 31:41! Thanks Santa 💪🏃🎅

youtu.be/-ZC9TjcRg3k?... Its out! Come watch! Can I YuGiOh as well as I Magic!? 🤔🤔🤔

Merry Christmas! Is there anything y'all need from me this fine day???

Hey! Tomorrow at 10AM I'm in the newest episode of Bulk or Busted! Can I guess what Yu-Gi-OH! cards are worth a hot a darn?! Will @shuckennotstirred.bsky.social stump my woddlin' ass? Go to the YouTubes to find it when it drops!

Would a turn 1 Morophon be too much? Would that upset folks? It can't be that bad right!

Y'all wanna see Princess Yue? Princess Yue wants you to see Princess Yue!

Today I did the worst thing, a thing I wouldn't wish on my enemies. My headphones died at the gym so I had to run on a treadmill with no music, listening to the sound of my feet clumsily plodding along, while also having to hear my heavy breathing the whole time. Truly a fate worse than death 🫠