I guess I will vaguely pay attention to college basketball and baseball. It will be weird not paying attention to the first round of the NFL draft (which is what any of the sportswriters ever talk about) and just be waiting until September. More people need to play D&D with me until then.

"DISCORD AND DAPPER QUEERS"

Omg y'all our pride board is gonna run a D&D thingy

every time they show a celeb on the Super Bowl telecast i want them to say whether or not they have a connection to Jeffrey Epstein

What's the secret ingredient?

Imma be honest, I've always opposed the super bowl because of the sheer WASTE of it but knowing the shit we learned this year about some of these millionaires profiting off of this, whether playing or not-

The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.

Y'all be way too fancy with your grilled cheese and tomato soup in my mentions. My tomato soup comes from the dollar store.

ai can't turn you into neil cicierga. it doesn't make you clever and funny and skilled enough to express that creatively. what it democratizes is clout chasing.

i feel like people who say this have misunderstood what art is and what its democratization looks like.

High five.

. . . Of course it's just the pain killers. Some of these guys don't have BILLIONS.

The only time I eat tomato soup. And I do not care if the soup comes out of a can. I do have very stringent grilled cheese requirements, though.

Occam's antithesis is the downfall of my autism like 60% of the time, ngl

Meanwhile...

he was at the center of these things because he was an integral part of a good old boys network. none of those things are solely his fault, it's a burden happily shared by all his friends and associates. their great work, to hear them talk about it.

"wow, epstein was at the center of gamergate and the 2008 financial crisis and trump, what are the odds??" isn't a take i like.

Chat I might have cooked

My 3 am shitposts while shitting are wayyyyy more interesting than when I used to take edibles to go to sleep.

Seeing a lot of people "resigning" after being discovered to be pen pals with Epstein and not a lot of people "shooting themselves in the mouth" or "being drawn and quartered"

This is why I am a fan of UBI

The thing where clear evidence shows one thing but people might have to admit they weren't 100% correct so they double down on bullshit that hurts people is going to turn me into the joker UBI trans stuff The fucking election discourse Universal health care The fucking genocide(s) Etc etc etc

This meme 🖕 Gardevoir 👍

This is honestly a thought that has been rattling around in my head for weeks now. The Epstein Files shouldn't be political entertainment; they should be a list of people we remove from public life.

. . . There's this weird thing that went through my brain at 3 am before I went to the bathroom. Last year there was this conspiracy theory going around that mermaids actually were real and ultra rich people literally ate them And at the time I was like "even by my standards, I dunno-"

...horrifying message without context, thank you

The JK Rowling stuff caught me by surprise to be honest but after seeing the other emails about pushing transphobia it became clear it was a coordinated attack on trans folk to push the focus away from a billionaire cabal.

this isn’t difficult: Don’t fuck your students Don’t fuck your clients Don’t fuck your patients Don’t fuck your interns Don’t fuck your wife’s adopted adult children this still leaves a lot of people you can fuck!

. . . Starfleet academy just hit me in the heart. Q'APLA

We will ALWAYS get your names. We will ALWAYS get your faces. The masks are fucking pointless you cucks.

. . . So. It's been two months on ADHD meds. Let's talk about it. My brain. It's quiet. Unless there is the sad or the anxiety. Both of those usually require triggers. Regrettably, it's been a very minefield happy time particularly because... Muting ADHD has resulted in other things.

bold to put this in the past tense, tbh

he also got personally invited by jkr to an event in 2018, after any possible deniability. jesus fucking christ man

Hey audible What the fuck

Stupid switch needs to charge

I wonder what a children’s author might do with immense structural power over her child fans and the contacts of the largest sex trafficking ring in world history. It’s really hard to guess.

how do they *all* know each other

*I walk with a cane. Pushing a wheelchair is easier from a balance keeping point of view but using public transit with a wheelchair... Less so.

My uncle is dying either this week or sometime in the next few, I'm probably going to have to make an unscheduled trip into Vancouver with my mom, who I'll have to push in a wheelchair, I have an ADHD appointment, mom has a doctor's appointment, and there's a pride board meeting I'm unprepared for -

(2016.)

Entirely unrelated, I still hate how much of a fucking irritation it is that AS THE LADY WHO LOVES TIME TRAVEL THEOREM TO AN UNREASONABLY AUTISTIC HYPERFIXATION DEGREE I hate that the only perfect and seem less predestination paradox I've ever come across involves THAT person.

"oh that's an interesting idea. the people who hung out with the person whose name is synonymous with child sex trafficking liked that one too and we have proof in writing" like in a just world that's just game over dawg

"/b/tard incel pedophile reddit rape culture new world order one world government" sounds like a schizopost but it's actually a pretty succinct and clear-eyed description of 21st century global politics

Maaaaan. The apologies every single trans person deserves for the shit we've been told we were imagining or for having our concerns downplayed in the name of some bullshit poorly written book series

I suspect UBI, universal healthcare, and free daycare would be more effective at supporting marriage, encouraging pregnancy, and pursuing happiness. Have faith that people want to do good. Conservatives think only fear and discipline drive good choices.

Can we take a moment to really think about exactly what UBI would accomplish? Universal Basic Income provides workers with leverage. It would allow me to tell employers "sorry, this pay-rate is too low, I'm going to keep withholding my labor until your pay-rate improves." #UBI

i want trans people not to survive but to live