Today we fed bats at Chester Zoo, and GOT ENGAGED! Thank you for a wonderful day @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I love you with my whole heart 🖤❤️

Pretty busy day travelling down south for Portsmouth pride! that being said have a cheeky gas station nude 👀

This month so far I've gotten diagnosed with autism, referred for a diagnosis for ADHD, had my first normal haircut in a decade, AND it was my dog's birthday. And we're only 4 days in!

Are you gonna huff, or what?

I'm getting a little thicker than I used to be and I'm really not mad about it

Something something #fcf uwu or whatever, now somebody help me with this

Another new piercing! Got my bridge done by the talented, effervescent, and very possibly evil @lousafiretattooist.bsky.social

I once again have shiny bits of metal lodged in mine eyebrows

Totally forgot to post it here; shaved my head! Long hair is so much work y'all

This harness is truly my favourite piece of gear

Sorry you had a rough day. You can sniff my balls if you’d like.

This is purely an appreciation post for my beautiful, stinky, enormous baby daughter. @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I have ordered her a DNA test and we're excited to find out what her breeds are!

Heard you liked rubber bellies 👀 #latex #rubber #kink #fetish

Still absolutely thrilled with the new hood 🐾

Thank you to @clonezoneuk.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social for my new hood! I'm absolutely in love with it

Went to the GP to get a lump in my chest checked out. Diagnosis? Boobies! I have gynaecomastia, and I was feeling regular breast tissue but I've never felt up large breasts before so I'd no idea what they're meant to feel like. I gotta get some hormone checks done, but I'm grateful to just have jugs

Look at these fuckin CURLS baybee (fresh trim day ✂️)

I'm getting much better at shaping my beard!

EXCLUSIVE: Big dumb muscledogs! In *YOUR* neigbourhood!

Thank goodness for strategically placed ferns

Thistle. ✊ For @vampthecryptid.bsky.social #Art #Queerpunk #GayArt #InkArt #QueerArt #Punk #GayPunk #Psychedelic

1/? I know a bunch of queer people who have little to no relationship with at least one of their parents because of their past, and I was the same with my dad - no contact for over a decade. We're over a year now from me finding out he was very sick, and almost a year from his passing.

Got some new leather, courtesy of @satyrscientist.bsky.social! Thank you again, beautiful big dog ❤️

Could I maybe invite you to eat me out?

Blue da ba

I am once again here to show you my bum

Golden hour flexing in Marin Did you know I love hiking?

*sniff sniff* is this thing on?

Another cage fitting success 😌 (You are so welcome, pretty stag ❤️🖤)

The latest cryptid sightings confirm that they're a whore

Neither of us thought you'd get this far... but you got me. Now what?

You know where to go for the full 😈💦 #jerkoff #pupplay #piercings #tattooedguys

This is a gentle yet non-negotiable request for a puppy to rim me til i cage cum 😈🤤

Eat (and I can't stress this part enough) my ass

Got some new leather gear from @clonezoneuk.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social 💚👀 I had to go for green as its my favourite colour but with the socks and chain… a staple outfit is born 😏 #leather #kink #fetish #pupplay #humanpup

The amount of soft dick people post these days is a modern renaissance, and I'm deeply grateful for it

I know we already have a Puppy UK, is there a Sleepy Dog UK? If there is I'm putting myself forward

This is basically just a me cuddling my dog blog now, but she's the best and you should all look at how cute she is

Happy New Year to you and happy birthday to me! Ft. the amazing record player @thedaddydagda.bsky.social has gotten me 🥰

Gotta unwrap ALL your presents. Models: @pupsundae.bsky.social @satyrscientist.bsky.social

This hood is officially ordered! RIP Vamp 1.0, can't wait for Vamp 2.0, definitely learned some lessons with my first custom. Gratuitous photos incoming (in several months)

A realistic depiction of how I actually spend about 80% of my time, captured by @thedaddydagda.bsky.social whilst I slumbered this morning

A bath bomb or piss? I'll let you decide

I'm thinking of getting my nipples pierced. Thoughts? Advice?

Fresh shave day is always the best, my head is so smoooooooth

I know for a fact you can take a shot out of my butt dimples, if anyone wants a go

My hair's so big 'cause it's filled with secrets (and cum)

It's finally been long enough for me to get a hair cut over my tattoo! So happy I can see it again

I am sorely tempted to treat myself to a new hood, I've had my present one for 5 or 6 years

Hope you all had a great Halloween! Here's me before and after about 10 double whiskeys