Modern day suspenders

Do lil peaches do well over here on blue?

Don’t tell the landlord that you’re over I’m not allowed to have pets

Make like a frog and rimit rimit

I’m in for a penny if you’re in for a pound x

On a scale of 1-10 how sexy we finding a bit of belly in this economy?

Just your average grounded 2 enjoyer

Started a free onlyfans if you’re in the market for that type of thing (in the comments)

Let that thing hang out from time to time

Authorised personnel only

Oh no what if I just took these off? You’d probably hate that right?

Putting a 50% discount on my spicy page always makes me smile, because I’d like to think of someone seeing my hole and ole and saying “Hell I’d pay the whole 10 quid to see this thing.”

Thank god my undies aren’t see through so no one knows what I’m doing (if you wanna find out check the comments)

Little pre shower wiggles

Well on track to planting 3500 trees this year, all because I started shaking ass on the internet

The charity car failed its mot and will cost more to fix it than we bought it for, so I’m currently on a bus with my wellies on my way to plant a couple hundred trees. If there is a way I will do it

This is how I look as I try to seduce the grandpa in the changing room

I can’t cast the first stone I have performance anxiety 😞

You know it’s a good booty photo when you start throwing up the thumbs

When post nut clarity hits and you just got to stand there with your regrets

Just hanging out in my room you coming over or somethin?

Worked with my friend this month, can’t wait to drop the video when his page gets approved! (Don’t open if you’re lactose intolerant)

Doing nude shit in the wild now

I done did a few things and I’m pretty proud of those things and can’t wait to show everyone and have them clap for me

Taking sexy content in a kilt and filming with my very cool friend today, how very fun and cool

A cheeky wee smile if I’ve ever seen one

A better snack from the front or back?

Just a man and his slutty wee waist wasting away in a tub without you

Dropping a sale on the page along with a new video for grabs today, because I’m a wee business man

Me after I piss off some Greek gods and I have to stay strapped here watching you not finish your food but can’t ask “you all done with that??”

Welcome to the sex dungeon I’ll be your guide

Come on in the water is just right

It’s ya boy, shitty Cupid, here to bring you back to reality

In my best SpongeBob voice: I RIPPED PANTS

Oh good morning

So fresh and so clean clean

Me waking up from a surprise 5 hour nap

Doin butt stuff this month come check it out

A simple double bicep flex from a simple man

First time flexin with my new finished sleeve!

How I first came to Berlin vs how I’m leaving

Please enjoy this and a 45% discount on my page (where the full uncensored video is) while I get tattooed

Getting humbled by tall doors in Berlin is how I keep myself grounded

Mum come pick me up I didn’t understand the dress code again

Low rise trousers and low effort posts

Come colour in my tattoos while I kick my feet (making it harder to colour)

Hey baby you got anything under that tree for me (I promise not to steal it and ghost you)

Another day flexing to prove I did a workout that I otherwise will not be able to prove I did (because I didn’t)

A cheeky wee after shower kiss from me to you (if this gets more likes than Twitter I can finally think about deleting it)

Nice and easy chest day: flat bench for 180kg and incline dumbbell for 12-15 with 50kg, blasting rear delts and triceps while super setting random fun things