a little nature walk before I blow up my legs doing squats :>

Deadlift 100×10 / 120×10 / 130×8×2 T bar row 30×10, 40x10x3 Divergent pulldown, 59x10, 66×8×3 Smith machine flat press 15x10, 25x10, 30×10x2 Pec fly 100x70, 107×70×2 Machine bicep curl, 56×10, 59×10x3 Cable undertitty 8×70, 10×10x3 Triceps 28×10, 30×10×3 2.5 hours total; combined two days :/

The hulking rubber brute’s growls reach a fever pitch. His load is just as shiny, black, and oozey as the rest of him - expect for something in there? As he leans against the wall, panting, you can’t help but peek. It’s a shirt. “I merged into my drone bf and all that’s left is this shirt” He winks.

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

Just looked in my backpack, and found yesterday’s orange along side today’s. Fuck yeah extra fruit lunch

On this day in 1933, Nazis raided the Magnus Hirschfeld library in Berlin. The world’s greatest collection of LGBTQ books and scientific papers were looted and later burned, erasing decades of research into sexuality and gender identity. ‘Where they burn books, in the end they will burn humans too’.

Management came to me with a fundamentally unworkable idea courtesy of chatGPT. So I explained that accessing a database directly is dangerous and hard. The DB isn’t even on the same network - it’s in the cloud. Plus oracles infamous license. I’m not even IT; I’m a blood scientist lmao

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Spent an incredible evening with @herewolf.bsky.social fulfulling my Orcish fantasies. Enjoy some big green pin ups

"Hello composer Michel Lux, have you finished ze theme song for our german childrens cartoon about animals fighting an evil witch and wizard?" "Oui! And I have made it un bop" "what" youtu.be/zOUutJEXW70

Sore as hell, pumped as fuck. Someone give me a soothing rub please! Leg press 245x10, 255×10x3 Booty builder 90×10, 100х10x3 Leg curl 73×10, 79×10x3 Leg raise 79x10, 86x10x3 Adductor 66x10, 72×10×3 Calf raise 99x10, 113×10×3 Abs 3x15

When I said “let’s spice things up in the gym” I meant “let’s make out in the locker room”, sweetheart.

One of my fantasies is to flipfuck a funny, nice muscular person who weighs more than I can leg curl.

HUNTR/X canonically have branded instant noodles, but I would never believe Miranda Priestley drinking a coke product from a mega pack. Pick a matching product deal, flop. At least give her a champagne flute or something.

okay okay had to do an animatic of this idea... streams are hard, man! preview of a longer thing going up on my gold+ tier today haha

I’m gonna be able to get a great photo of my arse after leg day but I’m gonna suffer for it. Send me energy, please!

Puppy see, puppy do(o).

Post a track from your gym playlist. music.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeU...

Feel me?

Shoulder is flaring back up so I gotta be patient, don’t strain myself, and do my stretches. Chest and arm day done.

Maybe a gym bro got preached to and misheard the passage as “he is the whey”?

Two autistic friends with a massive mutual crush will spend the rest of their lives miserably unaware that they’re both totally down to bang, it has been confirmed. Want the full article? Head on over to our Patreon, where for this week only, paid members get two bonus articles PER DAY!

There was a muscle dog named Outis in North West UK And when he wasn't being silly, he was busy being gay He stood up to every challenge no matter however demanding And his courage was amazing, and his booty was outstanding

Haircut done, just in time for the conference talk I’m giving next week.

Back day done, 120kg deadlifts to ease back into it, and look what came in the mail! I’m looking forward to several people moaning “Nobody! Nobody is topping me!”

Fetish brain: hypno gym where you work out in just a jock and sniff your bros Rational brain: yeast infections Fetish brain: shhhhhhhhhhh just think of all the hot guys and their dripping pits (Faint jingling getting closer) Jester brain: (breathless) Diary of a fetish gym janitor All: YES

Sorry you had a rough day. You can sniff my balls if you’d like.

What started as a second skin slowly grew with each rep. Bigger… Better technique gave you more growth. You squeezed at the top of the rep, perfected your form. Heavier. More… Until you could barely move. Until your body rubbed against itself, thighs forced into a waddle with subtle squeaks.

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“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” Originally made as a screen print in 1990, we now offer this thought-provoking poster digitally printed on heavy cover stock.

Hey, this is worth taking like 60 seconds to fill out. Its not a commitment towards anything, its just to help the Free Speech Coalition gauge interest in such a credit union Please share this around! This could end up being huge!

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I think I’m finally figuring out how to keep my shoulders out of chest exercises. Un-dissociating from my body one rep at a time. Ew ew ew I’m made of meat

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So I might have made a little gay comic and published it over at globalcomix: globalcomix.com/c/fenn-corin

Played a fun video game, cooked some nice soup, and wrote some laser targeted kinky scenarios that induced a friend to goon. 10/10

Louder for the people in the back.

The witch hat atelier anime is really frickin’ beautiful and well animated so far. Can’t wait for more episodes.

The way I had to physically tear myself away from these. My inner magpie fought tooth and claw.

They know their audience.

“This is the skin of a killer, Bella.”

Whist I'm waiting for the collar tag with the pup name I'm trying out, I'm practising muscledog mode, and listen to ancient german pop music from 1996. Do these moves make my ass look big?

Post leg-day progress check - How's it looking? ;]

Managed to squat my body weight for 5 acceptable reps on the final set. I will now dissociate. Squats 60x10, 80x10, 90x5 Glute trainer 70x10x3 Leg extension 86x10x3 Seated leg curl 86x10x3 Adductor 73x10, 79x10x3

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal