Careful getting the decorations out. connerthefox (insta) found out its very easy to get tangled up. Dont worry the other pups helped him out. Its December 1st and we can finally be festive. First from a christmas themed shoot with @kenaistudios.bsky.social watch this space for more.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Sharing with a friend. And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.

Squats 60/80/85 x 10 Glute trainer 72.5x10x3 Seated curl 80x10x3 Leg raised 79x10x3 Adductor 62x10x3 Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3 Crunches 4x15 FOOD NOW

Almost collapsing on the hip thrust machine, but then I see a man with *big* pecs through the gym mirror 👀

One sip of Beach Vibe, and your worries faded away with your clothes. A bubble of fizz tickled it’s way up your throat, turning into a vapid, happy giggle as your skin (and brain) tanned to a deep, sunny brown. Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

how your email finds me

Got in a decent chest pump, the 1000 yard stare seems to be stuck tho. Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19 Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9 Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46 Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113 Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.

I'm training glutes like I want him to lie there like this after I sit on him:

I’m helping out another hospital with my homebrew RPA solution. When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#. Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python” My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”

My contribution to the potluck: garlic and rosemary focaccia, and cinnamon rolls

My take for the trend is that separating practicing the head and the face from different angle can be very helpful and less overwhelming

Asgore Doodles!

Colleague showed me an error message on their work PC - app blocked. Asks for advice. For funsies, I lay on hands and intonate “Lord, heal this machine”, a la Crowley in Good Omens. It worked. It’s so over for me.

Finished Atelier Yumia and, oof, it did not stick the landing. Cliched and just... meh. Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far. It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?

POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)

What are you waiting for? Get in there.

Would you take the leash? Are strong enough? Or is the leash going on you?

My partner showed me a photo from August 2023, when I'd just started working out. Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier" Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.

Damn, Bowser!

Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round

Achievement unlocked: asked the artist to make my OC's dick in the commission *smaller*. (I do enjoy an indulgent hyper size every so often! Here, the composition of the two characters wasn't how I envisioned it with that much dong on one of them. Guess I also could have made the other bigger...)

Mood

i wish rich ppl exploded like scott pilgrim villains with all their money falling everywhere

wrote a withering email draft and deleted it, the excel vandal lives to fuck my work up another day

brutification collar

Drop and give me 20.

tw: blood donation So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?

Don’t follow inkollo He is a 🗑️

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

If one more person interrupts me just as I’m hitting flow, I am going to saponify them

Putting the rail into ride+rail

A phone call came in from A+E. “Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?” The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.

warmup studies from last night #art #zigzart

Cast "Messenger Bread" whilst concentrating on recipient and message. It will flutter unerringly if the recipient can be reached. When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory. Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free. (📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)

Bestie said that my arms look massive and I’m still glowing from that 😌

Saw the prettiest hardback, scored two more books of essays, *and* treated myself to a cute little magic queer romance. My triceps are still sore from the gym so I also have a background hum of feeling accomplished. What a beautiful day.

Nailed it.

Rotator cuff stretch, 3x10 Rotator cuff twist, 3x10 Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2 Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21 Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28, Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2 Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7 Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3 Ow.

“Costume inspection.” He’s wielding a clipboard, a photo of - a photo of *you* pinned to a form covered in thin scrawls. “Hmmm, werewolf. Good effort, but let’s up the fur-“ His own clicks. Prickles across your body. “Urges…” The scent of men arcs from your nose past your brain. Your tail wags.

A reminder that if you see someone stealing food NO YOU DIDNT

My partner borrowed one of my gym shirts and looks fucking huge in it. I’m a bit jealous and very, very blessed 👀

Nothing like hearing the doctor on the other end of the phone quietly go ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ when you phone out a patient's results.

Guillermo del Toro said “I don’t ever make eye candy, I make eye protein” and that goes hard tbh

i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV

😌 Bumnus we’d like you to build us some nice data analytics to make life easier for everyone 😔 it has to be usable by someone without your skills or the software only you have access to. Like, Excel only. Even macros may be too spicy.

My partner suggested I drop weight at the gym and focus on proper form. That was a blow to my ego. But I handled those emotions well, talked to my partner about them, and just - processed them. I’m not immune to toxic masculinity, but I’m getting better. Grateful to my partners. 🥰