“Did you finish our mascot design” “Sure thing, boss. The lovechild of the annoying orange and the Lisa Rinna M&M, just like you asked”

You need a ride pup? This is a dangerous town for a puppy to be out all alone.

Playing a Hades-themed DnD mini campaign via the internet. I've decided to be That Girl, and work that OBSsy out for some GUI goodness. Persona 5 maximalist GUI, eat my ass.

EXCLUSIVE: Big dumb muscledogs! In *YOUR* neigbourhood!

Entrapta was 100% correct tiny food is amazing

Had a lovely time with @bikerwolfuk.bsky.social, who talked to me exactly how I like him to talk to me. 10/10 would wiggle on command again.

Colleague closed an incident report as “unable to investigate. this incident happened on (previous lab system), we’re now on (new lab system)” Bestie it’s still there, it’s just been sunset. Log on.

Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

He looked like Christmas had come early, on his knees in the locker room. "He swears he's bigger than me." "I just know it." Your friends towered over him with you - their cocks lazily throbbing in his hands. But his eyes were glued to you, as you slowly reached for your lifting shorts. "FUCK."

I know it's a good bicep pump when I'm struggling to reach up and shampoo my hair in the shower.

when it works it works

He slid into the shower with you - his head barely level with your pecs. With all of your muscle filling the booth, you easily pinned him - the wall behind, your hairy, sweaty bulk in front. His erection digging into your quad told you exactly how excited this made him. "Touch." He whimpered.

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

The four little words we all want to hear.

Suspended from the ceiling: hulking, sweating musclestuds. Some totally bare, some adorned in singlets, jocks, rubber - and each one achingly hard and leaking. Thin, clear strings of pre arced delicatetly to the tiny shotglasses places below each drone.

Sure, what am I expecting rummaging around in the dumpster, but c'mon - at least get the species right. It's *pup*.

Did the 9Games thing.

being a good partner for my boyfriend ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

I can see you staring at the sweat stain I’ve left on the equipment. I can see you bone up. You’re gonna start drooling if you keep this up. If you wanna sniff so bad, all you gotta do is ask. Good boy.

People will tell you “it take years for the gym to pay off”, but don’t be discouraged. Just today, I found 20p!

The autism won. The dumbbells in the gym are all sorted and put away neatly. Now time for my actual workout.

Anyways.

Fuelling the growth

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

@mikesmic.bsky.social is this the long awaited sequel to Hoodwinked in the MMCU? Meryl Streep *and* Anna Kendrick? Oh also James Corden but let’s ignore that

"bumnus where do you get all those fetish art/photo ideas" I'll just be going about my day, being a respectable member of society, and they incessantly bombard my gay little brain like neutrons. literally i'll be in the checkout line and Kink Brain goes

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! 🖤 🫦

Repost you in a singlet

Me in a nutshell 💀

My 3RD GAME, "BLEND BATTALION" is out! Made in a month for a game jam, it's a deckbuilding roguelike about merging humans & orcs to save the isolated with the power of intimacy! You can play it for free online at snaggleteethsoftware.itch.io/blend-battal... ! Warning: It's a lil kinky but not NSFW!

New wrestling singlet's arrived - who's up first?

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!'' Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead- Fuck ICE Fuck MAGA Free Palestine Trans rights Black lives matter I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

Yay the new issue is out! (📷: @badwolfphotos.bsky.social)

It's a beautiful day, and I'm a horrible tease. (thank you @badwolfphotos.bsky.social !)

RoyalFail / ParcelFarce: "We tried to deliver your package and you weren't home. Go to the depot, asshole." Me:

Oh thank God: My fav protein shake is still tasty when done with water. I’ve been doing milk so far, and I want to cut down my saturated fat intake.

Would eating the harmless looking mysterious candy from the gym floor turn me into a massive Himbo? Probably not. Do I want to live in a world where that’s possible? Yes.

One exercise in and I’m stinky and tired. Let’s try five more!!

Welcome to my bawdy DnD podcast, "Large Natural 20s"

Before the gym: I hate going to the gym. At the gym: I think I'm going to die. After the gym: I'm so glad I went to the gym.

Chest day done and my bicep curl went up a little after the week off. …woof woof I’m a big stupid muscledog

help a bull out @ziggybull.bsky.social

evergreen

“Hex Girls” are an elite squad of hotties (regardless of gender) that carry around the Allen keys to unlock @jino.dog ‘s Rock Lee-esque ball weights.

there's a discworld humble bundle to get 35 of the books with a $16 minimum contribution

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!! -Do not support ANY of this -JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK -Seriously. NONE. Of it.

Finally made it back to the gym. Shoulder is still giving me trouble, so I’m going easy. Incline bench dumbbell press - 26kgx8x3 Rep of Damocles - 44kgx10x3 Machine pec fly - 113kgx10, 107x8x2 Cable uppies - 7.9kgx10x3 Tricep pull-down - 26kgx12, 28kgx10x2 Bicep curl (machine) - 59kgx12x3

Burnout queen: This neurodivergent person took society seriously when they were told “we need you to give 100%”