Daily Dose of Dumb Dog

I will tease and thirst over the sport kinksters all day long, but so help me if you think that means I give a FUCK about any actual sports. NO I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO THE GAME

Me: Idk I don't think I'm autistic. Also me: *Individually relabels and adds metadata to 732 files so that my personal self-hosted audiobook collection that no one else has access to has all my doctor who stories organised...*

GAY PEOPLE?! On my PHONE?!!?

It took 4 years of calling myself an artist, but I finally drew someone pregnant. How soon can I qualify for early retirement?

What would you do to a strapped down pup? @volfgangbang.bsky.social certainly had some ideas... #bondage #leather

Friday vibes! Who wants to recreate this piece for me?

Slowly making my way through the series, but I'm becoming increasingly aware that Dune can be boiled down to every character going "No, I'M literally him" for several hundred pages.

Having a best friend leads to insightful and valuable conversations... @fritz.dog always validatin' my feelings... no matter how fucking stupid

The train I feel for you fills me with train ❤️

My experience of stage performance? Nonexistent Confidence in front of a crowd? ZERO Also me: Yeah I could perform Miss Trunchbull in Matilda the Musical with zero rehearsal.

Just had the most cursed conversation with a guy who claimed that "no yeah, it counts as reading the book if I skimmed the wiki." When I tell you I had to physically restrain myself from screaming

I'm a drone, but like... Commodore style Pls have patience, I'm buffering

It's glow-up season for @volfgangbang.bsky.social! Gotta get my favourite trash panda looking gooood!

When I sort my finances, mental health, anxiety, daddy issues, time management, and fear of failure it's over for you bitches

Drawing furries is all fun and games until I have to draw someone I care about, and then it's panic attack after panic attack hoping they don't think it's fugly

Sketchpage for the special owl twin @buboffoon.bsky.social !!!

Took three messages and one sticker. I'm a MARVELOUS influence

I have had a LOVELY few days receiving plenty of back, head, ear, butt and belly scritches from @fritz.dog and @dogcannon.bsky.social. I remain unsatisfied with the surface area scritched. My only conclusion is that I will never find peace until someone manages to scratch behind my eyeballs.

🎵 The FIIIIIINDOM of the Opera is there, wastingggg my tiiiiime.... 🎵

Did my first LondonFurs meet yesterday! Was absolutely DELIGHTFUL and got to hang with a bunch of gorgeous dorks! To all who said hi to me, thank you! To all I said hi to, I'm SO SORRY 🤣

Cute lil refsheet for cute lil @itemjac.bsky.social! Had a lot of fun bringing this little Whovian goober to life!

There's a lycra event coming up, and all the adverts I've seen for it have been AI slop, and I just ... Why? Why aren't actual lycra guys hot enough for you? Why don't you want people to see themselves, rather than what a machine thinks they should be, in your event?

Your tongue drags across the shaft of your Owner, your own caged knot straining in its cage. Your rubber skin shines and reflects the light as your snout inhales the scent of your Master's musk. He smirks, holding the back of your head tight and forcing his cock in deeper. 1/

Your tongue drags across the shaft of your Owner, your own caged knot straining in its cage. Your rubber skin shines and reflects the light as your snout inhales the scent of your Master's musk. He smirks, holding the back of your head tight and forcing his cock in deeper. 1/

In lieu of transforming into their fursona, all men who don't wish to should grow tusks and a tail. This I believe would improve everything by at LEAST 38%. Add a splash of dumbing down whenever they flex and we might achieve utopia

Walking around in my briefs with bedhead and a new vest, and ngl I feel pretty fuckin' hot

Brief horny musings of buying some cycling lycra have been effectively destroyed by @fritz.dog describing me as a MAMIL. The new fetish did not take.

As simple as it sounds, taking the time to share each other’s art or each other’s comm posts- that’s a part of community work online. It matters. It saves lives. It feeds families. It encourages and uplifts, it pours fuel on a creative fire. Be a part of the change you want to see. Take the risk.

Debating going to LondonFurs on Saturday for the first time... Anyone I know going who could encourage me?

Would anyone want a headshot comm? I wanna experiment more with these asking 200.00 for them ! Just DM me a ref and expression ! paypal only shaded work!

Enjoy a shiny look back at last years #DoggyWeekend, taken by the wonderful @joshidotphoto.bsky.social! Who wants to rub my shiny body?

The time elapsed between the last time you patted my butt and now is exponentially correlated with the amount of pats I am owed. Pls allocate time to rectify this upon our next meeting. Translation: Pat my butt or die

Today's mood is cowprint himbo gear

Hey studs, I know going back to work is tough, so keep this in mind: The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true.

My first ever colab ych!! :0!! With the amazing @pup-drake.bsky.social I knooowww its not pooltoyyyy BUUUUT it still has rubber~ so~ heheheheeh Click if youre interested! www.furaffinity.net/view/64481129/

Cheeky reminder for this ych !Once those slots are gone this wont be opening back up!

It's my birthday! I'll take birthday licking and gropes pls

Chastity belts are on the brain

Unfortunately this has now sparked a need for: 1) An actual Lower Decks uniform to wear to cons. 2) A tricorder 3) A phaser 4) At least 5 or 5 anthropomorphic animal aliens to seduce on my voyages across the stars.

Happy #FCF! On this most horny of days, I suggest you pull out your big fat [wallet] and splurge [on a shaded YCH] ✨ Book via DM or Comment ✨ Price: £90 ✨ Payment via P*yPal ✨ Alt Species/Extra Limbs will incur an extra charge Closes: Monday 16th of March

The way I feel this moment in my pervy lil SOUL

A cheeky morning reminder that I and @tuckertail.bsky.social have put together a horny-as-heck YCH and that you (yes, you) can be the horniest pup in there! You can find the TOS and bid on it HERE! www.furaffinity.net/view/64481129/

Getting to work with Rex is a dream come true and you will be blown away by what we do with you!! Go have a loooookkk!

A little reminder to everyone.

Waking up in cold sweats from extremely vivid nightmares of being confronted for being a total fuckup was NOT on my bingo card, holy shit, brain, wtf

Words cannot express how widely I'm BEAMING under the hood! Thanks to @spacepupsilver.com for letting me buy this sexy thing off of him! Now I just need a tricorder!

This idiot is my best friend and I would rather DIE than let him use a single braincell. Gift for @fritz.dog

Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not ✨