Opening the uber app to “book” a trip and then closing out of it so they’ll think I don’t wanna go anymore bc of the price and it’ll be lower later when I actually need to go to the airport.

So much fun getting shiny with this drone 🥵

Rawrrrrrrr this feckin cutie is so wonderful and this was such a nice surprise! Can confirm there are zero brain cells being used. Just ✨vibes✨

doing a workout in my parent's home gym, and trying to convert kg to lbs in my head... im far too dumb for this

Oh look it me

Needing to be up at 05:30 for work is the worlds way of punishing me for daring to wish I was a morning person like ten years ago

FURRY ARTISTS: this is a sign that we should just put pups and furries on bank notes. Let’s see some template options: worst answers only! 😜

Booking a flight and then immediately afterwards getting the notification that you can check in and get your boarding card bc it’s TOMORROW is a new experience… 🤔

HI, SO... (let's try this again) I made a SubscribeStar! I'll be detailing more on it in the comments, but rest assured, dear friend, that the quality and quantity of my content will not be dipping! subscribestar.adult/retro-bait

Hey there, pet. I think this could be you. Why don't you come and become part of the ✨ YCH! ✨ ✨Comment or DM to book a slot ✨Payments through P*yPal ✨Hypno alt for freeee I love zonked pets

i'm not entirely sure how long i was in #hypno for the other day but it wasn't long enough need to be fried so hard i can't even remember my real name 😵‍💫

I play a brat as a joke, but it is just as simple as that, really. A confident sentence goes a LONG way. (Also pls don't let this flop I worked hard on it)

Can’t wait to see what disease Darklands is going to act as the superspreader event for this year! Taking all bets

This fucking GAME

Round 2 lets GOOOOOOO 🇨🇦

Anyway have a very drunk rubber dog

Using my iPad as a third monitor so I can watch the Olympic hockey medal games 🏒

Why is it okay that Microsoft Word keeps having crash outs multiple times per day but when I do it, it’s “not normal” and I “need professional help” 🙄

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

As friends, we get to have a healthy difference of opinion about music, movies, books, food, tv shows, travel destinations and methods, and all sorts of other trivia. We do not get to have differences of opinion on inviolable civil rights. I will not break bread with fascists.

Why yes I am eating a mince pie at the end of January

Back to the gym today after 3.5 months of being rather ill and not taking great care of myself and feel like I’m starting from scratch. So weak and being properly out of breath after one set at a weight that used to be a warmup suckkkkkkkkksssssss so bad 😭😭

Gay ice hockey is 🥅having🏒a🏒moment⛸️!!! A scene I did with @fritz.dog back in 2021. Tying someone up in regular skates is still on my Wishlist.

Was honoured to say yes! Can’t wait to share the rest of my life with this lovely boyo 🥺

Put me in a cow suit and milk me dry. I mean. Good morning.

Jet lag can ✨fuck off✨

A very merry Christmas from me and the best friend I could ever ask for, @fritz.dog!! Hope y'all have a snuggly and cosy season!

*himbo noise*

She's ever so dainty 😇 @fritz.dog and I certainly aren't gossiping about you from the corner...

Me as of 1300 today BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My eyes are up here…

Really a finger snap? Theres no way that is gonna work just like tha- Mmmh... 🌀 And just like that hes perfectly silent and obedient again :3c

Ottify Wrapped

A story in two parts 😏 👇👟: @rubberpupluca.bsky.social

Waking up at 11:30 after 12 hours of sleep, not knowing what decade it is 👌👌👌👌

CW: @fritz.dog and I are about to drop the most underwhelming album you've EVER heard. Are you horny yet?

Dildo candles, just what’s needed for the long nights Courtesy of the Hamburg Winter Markets xx

I’ve been doing lots of shitposting recently so have some semi hard rubber bone xx

Trying to branch out of JUST horny kink art a bit, here's a bit of a vibes-based D&D sketch piece during my warmup. I'd really like to do more of these in future.

I hate to say that I am cackling at my new bsky name. Yea it’s a day late but @pupsky.bsky.social made the joke and I HAD to change it here so… 🤣

Me

The NYT “Create a Wordle” feature is amplifying anti-Minnesotan rhetoric and I simply won’t stand for it 😤

I’m getting extremely sick of people not turning up to meetings I’ve booked in and then rescheduled due to them already. At least send a message saying you’ll be late

It’s dark at 16:00 and this is the problem the politicians need to fix immediately please I’m sad 😢

Who’s joining the scrum? 😜

I did Hypnovember LAST year if you wish to dive into a stack of smut :D bsky.app/profile/spac...

Try on a friend's fursuit then find you can't disobey any of their commands. They own the character, so they have complete control of them, and since you volunteered to wear the suit of said character, they now own and control you too.

Oh look a badly focused rubber cage pic