As you know, @runforsomething.net doesn’t do federal races. But in my personal capacity: Happy to chat thru the mechanics of starting a campaign for anyone who wants to primary one of the Democrats who voted for ICE funding. My DMs are open.

When that commercial for Jacuzzi bath remodels comes on, I dive for the mute button in the same way I do for the Kars 4 Kids spots. That HGTV host’s ability to end every sentence on an interrogative makes me want to fling myself onto the 5 freeway during rush hour.

Something very special is going to happen today at 4 PM PST! #TheVandals @omgitsgia.bsky.social #KDOC #WallyGeorge www.youtube.com/@RequestVide...

It shall be known as the “Champagne Supernova” in honor of the Oasis reunion. #Oasis2025

WTF is going on?

George Wendt and I stood next to each other, intentionally singing along together at Fugazi’s Palladium show. That memory will always bring a smile to my face. What a mensch. RIP

Strains bounds of propriety? Strains…bounds…of…proprietary? Am I having a stroke? What is happening?

Just learned today that 92% of US import consumption is dolls for beautiful little girls. Higher than I would have expected!

Joey Ramone, Henry Rollins, Trent Reznor, Peter Murphy, Alison Moyet, Social Distortion, Jerry Seinfeld, Milton Berle, Little Richard, Ron Jeremy, Gloria Allred, Vince Lombardi, William Shoemaker, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Sonic Youth, Ice-T, NWA, Kool Moe Dee, GWAR, and at least two hundred more.

Awww, G Scott!

Our love for Jed The Fish will be evident as we talk about his life of music and nudity. Need those details? Tune in to “Three Fourths Human” on Monday.

Hey, @schumer.senate.gov :: you better not be playing cute with your language about stopping the SAVE Act. I hope you intend to VOTE NO ON CLOTURE, as opposed to what you did with the CR when you told us you'd vote no on the bill, but still voted YES on cloture. We are in no mood for games.

One of the handful of men I’d choose over the bear, every single time.

I’ll do anything for this majestic man beast.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link. Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts. This was a Superbowl ad. And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

There are two kinds of people. The kind that don't like david lynch movies because they don't make sense and the kind that fucking love david lynch movies because they don't make sense

If you think you can bring down a city of people who subsist on rejection, overcome struggles daily, and juggle a dozen side jobs to make the impossible possible, think again. We will survive.

I wish I knew who to credit. LA forever.

I’ve never loved my hometown more than I do right now.

Come morning we will wake to a very different Los Angeles. 💔

The wording here got me all excited that they found new evidence that smoking is good for you

Happy Boxing Day!

Who is this certifiable Rock God strolling through Burbank Airport? Honest question.

For when your cheese rages.

I’m always relieved to read a post like this.

well surely he’s dead

This seems naughty.

Some people turn to Charlie Brown to get into the Christmas spirit. I, on the other hand…

Happy Birthday to Billy Idol! (KROQ Acoustic Christmas, 1993.)

“It’s time to roast the dwarf.” - Joan DeSantis, American Mother

I’m on board with this plan. Do it for the kids.

If my “I VOTED” sticker was a scratcher.

Sharing this is an autumnal tradition for me. I hope you’ll love it too, Bluesky pals.

I guess I’ll be living with this kind of thing for a good long time. And for that I say, “Fuck you, Ron.”

“The Internet will end up having destroyed civilization but it will never stop amusing us along the way.” — me, today

It seems like a good enough time to mention I once literally ran into Mike Tyson with my entire body at the Burbank Airport and all I could say was “I’m so sorry. Please don’t knock me out.” Anyway, I hope he and the other dude have fun tonight. I won’t be watching.

Of course Bluesky is taking off just as I’ve lost the ability to be witty or fun.

This right here was worth the price of admission. ⬇️

Us vs. Trump voters rn

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I never poured gasoline all over forty-four billion dollars and set it the fuck on fire