This is my new album. It's instrumental, apart from some crowd chanting on Your Gold, Mr Bridger. The average tune length is two minutes and eight seconds. There are fourteen tunes. It sounds like old telly music. It's ace. I'd love it if you listened. I've love it even more if you shared it.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Massive oak tree came down and smashed the back off my house. Would be dead but the electricity substation next to the house broke the tree’s fall.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 2 rewatches and 2 first times. * Plodding locked in car thriller * Deliverance-esque thriller that with hindsight I should have given an extra half star * A fave Hughes comedy * Thoughtful and funny hitman tale

Feel a bit off-color another day

It's time for my annual request for mutes to look up your local hunt saboteur group and bung them a tenner (or more). They are still out there, risking arrest and injury every week, because hunting with hounds, while illegal, still blatantly and openly takes place simply because of who does it.

#LastFourWatched #LetterBoxdFriday 3 Rewatches and a new dud. - Fave zero budget film - Bitey fish - Slow, inconsistent bitey vamps - Brit TV-to-film effort still works

Listening to this again. Shit film, great soundtrack. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday * some old film that the mrs put on and wasn’t too bad * bad zero budget effort * reasonable comedy that just lacked something * one of Guy Richie’s lesser efforts

Disappointing mid-morning message … begone random spam recruiter.

#LetterbxdFriday #LastFourWatched * A surprisingly watchable Transformers Film * Real life story that just felt a bit flat. Might have been my mood. * Rather watch a real carry-on film * Old robbery film that was better than I expected

All I can say is, if you're a working person earning less than £71k who honesly believes benefit claimants are earning that much, quit your job. Go on. What could go wrong?

#LetterBxedFriday #LastFourWatched Slow-starter neo western that takes quite the turn Moral magdalene dilemma Military “experience” The insane triumph of Clitheroe’s finest

There is a dishonest Labour MP trying to claim wealth taxes “don’t work”. Wealth taxes DO work. I know, I used to live in Norway, where they have had a wealth tax for more than 130 years. All public services are much better and poverty is far, far less than in the UK. 1/3

Anyone else had problem trying to return parcels using UPS uk? The 24 hour drop-off near me doesn’t accept packet returns and every store I have tried says the system has been down for over a week.

#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched * Decent thriller but goddamn do the characters say goddamn way too goddamn much * Good retelling of classic story but a bit long. * Tension-free gambling addiction parable. Not for me. * Nothing super about this one.

#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched Old western I”d never heard of and wasn’t bad at all. E.T for adults Medical ethics thriller - good idea but poorly executed. More realism would have made it decent. Still don’t know wtf to make of 28 years later. With hindsight should have been 2 stars.

Just finished Black Rabbit on Netflix. Never knew Jude Law had it in him 👏

Any window fitters about? What's the best way to find the source of a whistling sound on the outside (I think) of a window frame? It is driving me doo-lally in this wind. Can't see anything obvious, but haven't been up a ladder to look closer yet.

Ngl a lot of The Hack was hard to follow but didn’t stop me liking it. Now for Black Rabbit.

Today: 2 hours dog walks. No problems. 2 hours gym. No problems. 40 mins vacuum the house … absolutely fucked me up. Get a defibrillator. God knows I want to break free.

Just watched 28 Years Later. Might take me 28 years to decide if I liked it.

#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched Poverty, slums, nonces, prisoners of war, misery. Quite disappointed with Red Rising in second viewing, remembered it as being better than that.

We're hiring a Lead Technical Writer to join our UCD leadership team on GOV.UK One Login. Salary £67,972 - £83,027.

Was that really Gordon Ramsey advertising Burger King on the radio just now? Oh come on, where’s your passion?

One of the things we're trying to do at poppop.studio is find a better way to fund SEND and AP projects. I'm wondering about sponsorship, for example for a new Parent Carer Forum website. Would this work? Where would we find sponsors?

Brentford could stitch their keeper’s eyes shut and we still wouldn’t score. Turgid stuff.

Five pleasures in life: 🐾 Cuddles with dogs (not so keen on slobberers). 🎵 Discovering you like something in later life that passed you by earlier (music in my case). ⚽️ Playing football. I miss it 😭 💉 General anaesthetic 🫖 Tea

The billionaires shouldn't get a single penny of profit until the water is clean, energy is affordable, and the lives of the people of the UK are better than ever, like their profits currently are.

Woke up with a Slade earworm 🤷‍♂️ music.apple.com/gb/album/how...

"We will outline serious cuts to the welfare budget" says Nigel Farage. So big tax cuts for the wealthiest and welfare cuts for everyone else

Every now and again the YT algorithm throws up something that lives rent-free in my noggin for far too long. Latest exhibit: youtu.be/HDNbP_-bEIw?...

This cannot be stressed enough!

Currently pissing my mrs right off with French pop 😂 @lubes.bsky.social your work is done, merci beaucoup.

Please repost: Elsa Karin Birgitta of Sweden. I found your wallet today on a commuter train at Helsinki airport, heading for Helsinki at 20:00. It’s with lost property at the central station.

Should be doing more learning about Git and GitHub but fuck it, I’m playing Subnautica instead. #LowEnthusiasmThursday

Music to get cremated to music.apple.com/gb/album/the...

Another day spent wondering when I’m going to be redundant (not made redundant) and whether I’ve got enough energy left to start from scratch in my 50s. Or does a life as the new Jim Royle beckon?

#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched Corruption and pedos in Yorkshire, weak danny dyer revenge film, almost unwatchable low budget film that was actually funny in places, and a decent western.

Starting rewatching Red Riding. Had forgotten how good and very bleak it was. Should get around to reading the books someday.

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#LastFourWatched #LetterBoxdFriday Bare bones story. Heavy-handed symbolism. Stabby neds. Old favorite getting paid like a dollar an hour.

Seen some penalty shoot outs in my time but that takes the biscuit 🙈😂

#LetterbxedFriday #Last4Watched Pretty average.

🔥 Wood stoves: romantic, rustic, and deadly. Wood burning is the EU’s top source of fine particle pollution (PM2.5) from energy. A new EEB study shows that mandatory filters on new stoves could slash toxic emissions by 70% – at a cost of less than 0.5% of annual household income. 🧵

Hi, I just added four more Beatles (McCartney) drawings to my mostly lines drawings gallery, as originals for sale! These were originally for a show about the Get Back/Let it Be film/sessions. If you share this post I will be pleased www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...

#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched Time to set up a bakery

Shocking refereeing but got what we deserved. Abysmal performance. Some proper 2/10s.

I’m up at 3:29 am (hopefully briefly) but please buy my art

Wow, lower abs cramp is quite spectacular isn’t it? 30 mins later and still feels like I’ve been electrocuted.

By far the worst thing about heading towards 50 and full-on midlife crisis is my new and inexplicable fondness for prawn cocktail crisps. Especially Skips. WTF? I have hated them all my life. No such luck with anything healthy, of course.