As soon as I saw your picture, I heard this in my head. Photo credit: @servoisnaked.bsky.social Audio credit: Sunglasses Kid feat. Jonny Diggens

My friend is a bad influence. lol

How am I only now finding out that the Carpenters covered The Rainbow Connection?!?!

This cannot stand! Unacceptable.

Tr*mp or RFK trying to explain the ‘effects’ of Tylenol:

This part made cackle.

Kimmel is knocking it out of the park!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To leave my yard. I had no idea where they came from or who they belong to. 😂

If you go to Tylenol’s website, this pops up. What is this hellscape timeline that we live in?

What a great tribute to Bret.

I hope the ratings are through the roof tomorrow to piss him off even more!

So it’s against the law for the President to do this, but the Supreme Court STILL allowed him to fire her (for the time being). What is checks and balances?

I’m so heartbroken to hear about the passing of @schmoofy.bsky.social. I didn’t know him personally, but I always loved seeing him come across my feed. Fuck cancer.

He stopped off to get some nourishment.

This took me OUT. 😂

Got my annual flu and COVID shot today and yet my mom was refused a COVID shot because she doesn’t have a prescription. We literally live in the same state 20 minutes apart.

I don’t think they thought it would backfire like this. So much for trying to “right the ship” by bringing Iger back.

Look at my influencer friend! 🥳

There was some type of glitch with the Apple News Mini Crossword today and it thinks I solved it in 2 seconds. I solved it pretty quickly, but not that quickly. haha

Bruh

My grandfather was in the Navy and was on the USS Arizona as it was torpedoed in Pearl Harbor. He did not survive that attack and fight in the war for this. He is ROLLING in his grave.

I’m sad we’ll miss Jordan Fisher!

I’ve been in a funk lately and I can’t even describe it.

We’re no longer on a slippery slope; we already slipped and are hurdling towards the bottom.

😔

Rest in peace, Gino (44), a pillar of Disney’s Animal Kingdom. Gino lived at DAK since opening and fathered 14 offspring. I’d often see Gino with the family troop, calmly eating leaves with the chaos of his kids around him. My heart breaks for them. A huge loss for DAK 💔

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

Sometimes when I’m just having one of those days where I’m getting doubtful of myself, I get a response from an unrelated work email that lifts me up.

Here’s a new one, instead of parking in an actual spot in the Cell Phone Lot, he’s just blocking people in.

One of the things that annoys me about going to airports is all of the people that are on the shoulders on the side of the roads around the airport property. They know that Cell Phone Lots exist. I guess it’s on the airport/police to actually enforce the “No Stopping/Parking” signs…

Next month, we’re going to tour the Walt Disney Birthplace in Chicago. I decided to turn it into a date day/night and booked a hotel room. I feel like it’ll be a good way to celebrate my husband finishing this “project” for work and to have a fun weekend away before the holidays begin.

Totally normal texts to send your husband who’s been gone for 2 weeks and will be home tomorrow.

Husband comes home on Sunday! I’m spending my last Friday of “bachelor life” eating hamburger helper, good bread, and watching Bake Off.

I’m watching Bake Off and when Tom said, “…my boyfriend…” I was like.

Losing my goddamned mind. We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

They did a brilliant job of wrapping the storylines up, while giving us just the right amount of nostalgia and “what ifs.” This was a show my mom and I watched together, even when I moved out. We talked about it every week. I’m glad I got to see it with her tonight. To Downton!

Saying Goodbye to Downton Abbey at an early screening with me mum.

ANYWAY…

Political violence needs to stop. Gun control needs to happen. Bigotry and hatred need to end. Understanding and common sense need to make a return.

Ok, that’s enough.

There’s a cuddle puddle on my lap.

I know a bunch of folks were asking how they can help. We’ve established a GoFundMe. Any and everything is appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/support-br...

I found a little friend between my fence pickets.

And I’m in sweats and started decorating for Halloween. 😂

Found a couple of interesting things while browsing the antique mall today.