#3190 Friend with eye

BUG ❤️

On the lighter side: I didn’t realize that spearmint peppermint and mint weren’t the same thing until a few years ago when I was reading recipe and they said not to use peppermint. I was shocked…and I also had to drive back to the store.

That incredibly wealthy men are pedos. I know that sounds like a current event snark thing but srsly I was like “wha… they can literally have any woman they want in this world and they are like naw let’s diddle kids.” WTF.

amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article

If your AI promises to replace interns and admin assistants you are a bad company and you should feel bad about yourself.

never fails to make me laugh @effinbirds.com

David Pelham

"Did you redact the Epstein Files?" "Sure did boss, real fucking suspicious just like you asked." "What."

Deactivated my professional instagram account after it got overrun by slop.

Augh. I didn’t have gray hair when this bullshit began.

What are the odds that they only redact his name and leave everybody else’s because I’d be very amused.

If I have to go back to an office job next year, this is what I’m wearing:

Back on my bullshit (finishing my work super fast then doodling silently in my office so they don't know how fast I can actually work lol)

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

The older I get the more I think Carolyn was the hero of this story and Sue Ellen should have gone to jail. Also zomg duchovny srsly in this film? I mean also joanna cassady the original badass fembot.

The best Xmas song ever. Hands down.

Keep going. You're doing okay.

If bae don't give you 23 birds, 50 people, 8 cows, and 5 rings - are they really bae?

It’s gonna be a very interesting and horrifying moment.

When/if the gop loses power, dems should, in perpetuity, campaign on the message of “vote for me, because unlike my opponent, I want you to live.”

Glorious little feeties.

The decision to cut off a parent takes, on average, 20 years from the thought to the action. And it’s often triggered by witnessing their parents try to fuck up their grandkids. So…thanks WSJ for the fair and balanced reporting. Kick rocks.

MS NOW like all the other Microsoft products: a little slow and serving anything we didn’t already have.

[tune of Walk Like an Egyptian]

I’m being maudlin and reactionary. Hard day at work coupled with the convulsions of late stage capitalism. Also bad coffee.

I think about this all the time (from catandgirl.com/the-genius/)

It’s like I can’t win. I’m out here trying to do my best and the responses are almost always not about the content. I don’t think I ever wanna show my face on social media again. I think maybe this is the year I give it all up and just keep a diary.

I want all of these in a gallery and walk around with a tiny little plate made out of recyclable bamboo with a little bamboo fork and a couple of cheese cubes and a piece of salami and a glass of champagne and I want rich people to spend $10,000 on them and it would make me so happy.

I don't know who made this, but I love you

This cast member of CATS shrieking at a cabbage rose. Still better than AI.

Sure insomnia let’s throw out expired food at 3:20am. Whee.

this is pretty much what they added the “save” API for huh

I don’t give two fucks about GOP members chastising Trump for Rob Reiner shitposts; they are still pricing millions of people out of healthcare. Focus on THAT.

Look I just love’em okay? No decent reason, no trauma no nothing. Just delightful. It makes zero sense but I do.

#3185 They're a mess

This Christian rock album cover from the late 90s.

Last night, I dreamt that my phone had a cracked screen that sliced into my fingertips ; a nightmare that I would not have had before 1994. And even if I did, I’d have no idea what it meant. A goodly amount of fear is rooted in experience.

Wait that’s not right they didn’t try hopes and prayers first.

Pictures over movies.

Cory Doctorow: “The web is five giant websites filled with screenshots of text from the other four.”

#3184 Whoa there, Nelly!

This was my childhood family car. Ngl I’d drive this now, paint it like a woody.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

“Turn around...slowly.”

survival techniques acquired at a young age never prepare you to be so flabbergasted by preposterous adults #poetry #micropoetry #tanka #emoetry #prompt #flabbergasted