nanowrimo's fall off was one for the books

Tips For Saving On Gas https://theonion.com/tips-for-saving-on-gas/

bought what i thought was a black blazer yesterday and yep. you guessed it. navy fucking blue.

My Chuck Norris was Shitty story is that he was a GOH at a convention I was a regular guest of, and he insisted that there be tiered green rooms so he didn’t have to have lunch with plebs like me. And that how I ended up eating a cold sub in a coffee station and never attended again.

Chuck Norris was a supporter of Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee, Roy Moore, and Benjamin Netanyahu. He pushed for Bible courses in public schools nationwide. He was an anti-vaxxer and critic of the theory of evolution. He expressed a desire to "tattoo an American flag on the forehead of every atheist".

"When the rich rob the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence." Mark Twain

Eid Mubarak, friends 💚🤍

yo i just woke up what do you mean chuck norris died

I Photoshop Neel into things… Day 207 #StarWars

In what state have you come,Eid? Gaza today dosnt know joy😔 the laughter of my2daughters has been silenced beneath the rubble&all that remains for me is Ibrahim🫂 We share our hunger under atattered tent Eid is alump in the throat&atear that never dries💔 Please Dont leave alone🙏🥺 tinyurl.com/baraaZ2

pronouncing dutch like douche and douche like touche

so eepy but i got so much work

soooo tired, its been such a long week 🫩 cany even say tgif cause eid is tomorrow, and then im flying on sunday, and then the week starts over 🫩🫩

She was literally correct to do so

Eid is tomorrow and I still don't have my outfit sorted 🫩

ITS KIYOOMI DAY????

Amazing. FIFA just did these 2 things at the same time: — Fined Israeli Football Association for not handling racist fans & officials — And then refused to ban Israel for human rights abuses, said it only has to hang a "Football Unites the World – No to Discrimination" banner at the next 3 matches

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What To Know About ‘Project Hail Mary’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-project-hail-mary/

I’ll only watch Dune 3 if this guy is in it

well fuck🏌‍♀️

whoever is praying on my downfall, please redirect your prayers to Trump because they are working 😭🙏

how do i get people to stop noticing this post? i much prefer my 3 loyal post likers, i didn't mean for it to break containment rip. @bsky.app private accounts pleek

The Wall Street Journal published this one week ago.

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you'd think that people who read books would be able to comprehend social media posts

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i think i have to put out a disclaimer and say that all my star wars hateposts should be taken as satire. unless you agree with it of course.

personally i like the dune vs star wars discourse. it runs on the assumption that either franchise is good.

You have no employment for me?

I think some Legends fans need to come to terms with the fact that we're just never going to get the Solo kids adapted on-screen, and that doing so to fit within the current canon will enshittify their characters lul

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people who read star wars books back to back.... how do you not get bored lmao

there's only 1 country who has proven they're willing to use nukes

Daily bunny no.3261 made breakfast

need the world to open their eyes to the concept of the fa'afafine and take NOTE 🫩

1. In the most extreme bathroom ban moving in the nation, Idaho's House has passed a bathroom ban with a potential 5 year prison sentence for 2nd offense-using the bathroom. It even counts "offenses" of using the bathroom in other states. It now moves to the Senate.

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Iran war: What is happening on day 19 of US-Israel attacks? https://aje.news/k5qzfu

Iran launches ‘revenge’ missile attack on Israel after assassinations https://aje.news/45uzt2

Nothing good ever happens anymore.

Magnitude 6 earthquake strikes Cuba, EMSC says reut.rs/470UFRA

If anyone has links to aid efforts or NGOs already in Cuba please share

meanwhile, on wookieepedia

Uni sending me one important life-or-death email but burying it under 1 million PR emails 🤡

"Annotating Howl's red flags but I ran out of red tags" DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT A RED FLAG IS

I feel insane every time I see book Howl get mischaracterised by the fandom, particularly on Tiktok. Why are you calling him a terrible person, he's like that because he was terrified of the curse?????? And he wasn't even that bad 😭 Dramatic sure but not BAD!!!!!